things that you hate seeing in porn movies
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Hermit C-2 — 23 years ago(March 17, 2003 04:35 AM)
Ok, I concede some points. I like natural breasts the best too, and some tit jobs are not very good. And you can OD on anal sex, especially in the "anal decade" of the 1990's and beyond.
But c'mon! Saying you don't like big (augmented) boobs and don't like anal sex is like saying you don't like porn as far as I'm concerned! It's like saying you like rock & roll but don't like the Beatles and the Rolling Stones! -
ajji-2 — 23 years ago(April 05, 2003 01:44 PM)
a woman's belly, ass, boobs, or anywhere other than her mouth/lips. of course, i'd prefer 'em to shoot off inside her (front or back), but that seems to have long gone out of fashion
i also don't much care for the obligatory lez scene in most contemporary films, unless the girls are joined by a man (or 2) later on.
and ABSOLUTELY no S&M/Bondage/Fetish/other weird sh*t for me. anal is about as 'kinky' as i like it.
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CULTEGUY — 22 years ago(April 27, 2003 02:13 PM)
Do you mean at the beginning when they have that old Seventies porn actress give a little speech. Actually, I think in that case it's just the opposite. I mean, when I first read your post I thought you'd seen some odd scene involving the flag. What they have at the beginning of porn tapes, in regards to Freedom of Speeck was done so as a result of some legal battles the industry had (mostly brought on by feminists who claimed falsly that women were being forced into sex,) as well as some safe sex issues.
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RoboSlater — 22 years ago(May 05, 2003 01:11 AM)
- Fake breasts
- Surgical scars on tummies of actresses
- The knowledge that 40% of the actors/actresses have a disease (normally chlamydia).
- Camera shots of the male actor's facial reactions
- Two actresses transferring white substance between them
- Dwarves
- Surgical scars under breasts
- "Silicone stretch" marks on boobs when they're hanging towards the floor.
- Underlighting
- Bad editing. Driving to a destination (5 minutes), parking the car and getting out (1 minute), walking to the place where sex will occur (3 minutes).
- Stretching an actual two-minute sex scene into a thirty-minute one by editing the sex scene so it plays over and over again and again, as if it was one continuous long sex romp. This is the worse.
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BlackenedDove — 22 years ago(July 29, 2003 11:55 PM)
I enjoy the "storylines" and "plotlines" in porno films. For example
INT. - HOUSE - KITCHEN
BECKY is making a SALAD.
Knock on DOOR
BECKY heads to the DOOR. She is totally NAKED.
BECKY opens the DOOR
EXT. - HOUSE - PATIO
A MAN wearing a UNIFORM is standing in front of the DOORWAY. He has a MOUSTACHE.
BECKY let's the mysterious MAN into her HOME
INT. - HOUSE - LIVING ROOM
The mysterious MAN walks around. BECKY is still NAKED.
MAN
I understand you called for me.
BECKY
Yes. By the way what's your name?
MAN
Mr. Pumpsalot
BECKY
Hello, Mr. Pumpsalot
MR. PUMPSALOT
What seems to be the problem?
BECKY
My freezer isn't working.
MR. PUMPSALOT
Let's have sex.
BECKY
Ok.
They have SEX for a long time.
After the SEX the freezer starts to work
Moral of story SEX can fix BROKEN freezers.
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Ritz-zn — 21 years ago(July 17, 2004 07:25 AM)
Pron is porn, come on what the hell is wrong with you guys! It's all about trying new things in different ways!! Anal, beep, shoes, no shoes, standing up, sitting down, who gives a flying beep, it's still porn in my books!
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crazyhellboy — 22 years ago(November 25, 2003 12:10 AM)
The thing that really gets my goat is when they have a movie and they're doing a photo shoot at the same time. You can hear a photographer say "hold it" then hear a shutter and see a flash go off. Nothing brings a boner down for me worse than that.
You can make a Movie OR have a photo shoot. YOU CANNOT HAVE BOTH! PICK ONE!
ok, i'm done.
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