Personal favorite lines
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jmbwithcats — 10 years ago(February 01, 2016 03:42 PM)
This movie is so funny
Sees a mouse, screams blind butler thinks it's the doorbell
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tohu — 10 years ago(March 31, 2016 03:17 AM)
I haven't seen it for years so these quotes may not be exactly right, but
Sam (after the falling gargoyle just misses him): "I had a kid brother go the same way. That boy woulda been 63 on Tuesday."
And later, Sam has just made some reference to the fact he is very intensely hetero-sexual, which Tess agrees. Then she thinks for a moment and says, "Sam, why
do
you have all those muscle-men magazines in your locker?"
Sam: "Suspects baby. Always lookin' for suspects."
"Maybe I should go alone"
- Quint, Jaws.
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robby_ross — 9 years ago(July 31, 2016 12:01 PM)
"You demented lollipop!"
"Dickie, don't. You know how I get when you touch me there."
"Good God!! Franks and beans!!"
"How do I look so young? Quite simple. A complete vegetable diet, 12 hours sleep a night, and LOTS and LOTS of makeup."
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mark.waltz — 9 years ago(August 04, 2016 10:19 AM)
"As a man you are barely passable, but as a woman, well, you were a dog."
"That's you're opinion (pause), big boy."
Sort of a reverse Kaitlyn Jenner!
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telecocydon2003 — 9 years ago(November 12, 2016 07:59 AM)
Sam: "Stop that. Stop that! Dirty old broad was giving me the finger."
Jessica: "Naughty Miss Whithers! Naughty!"
Twain: (to Wang)"Say your gdamn pronouns!"
Dora: "I want my Dickie!"
Dora: "Oh that's tacky. That's really tacky."
Milo: "There's nothing in my dish but my dish." -
Stigger — 9 years ago(December 06, 2016 06:27 PM)
Sidney Wang had the best lines.
"Conversation like television set on honeymoonunnecessary." - Sidney Wang
"Man who argue with cow on wall like train with no wheelsvery soon get nowhere." - Sidney Wang
"Answer simple, but question very hard." - Sidney Wang
"Questions like athlete's footafter a while, very irritating." - Sidney Wang
"Big house like man married to fat womanhard to get around." - Sidney Wang
"No pulse. No heartbeat. If condition does not change, this man is dead." - Sidney Wang