Best Line

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rrandcoyote — 18 years ago(December 08, 2007 06:53 PM)

There are so many goodies!
Cholla, Black Widow Leader: Are We Bad Motha's?

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Lynn Halsey-Taylor: What are you gonna do with them?
(The Black Widows who are covered with tar
and frozen by it.)
Philo: We can't leave 'em here. Dogs'll come along and piss on 'em.
(Beat)
Ain't fair to the dogs.

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Cholla, Black Widow Leader: Why don't you shut up and start passing out them tickets there.
Sheriff: Ain't got the heart. You've got enough trouble.
Cholla, Black Widow Leader: : Wait a minute! You've got to give us them tickets!
You have to! I mean, did you see us? We're lawbreakers!
I mean we are totally dispicable!
We have earned them tickets!
Sheriff: Son, you are a walking violation of the laws of nature. We don't enforce those laws.

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Bwah ha! I can't believe the reviewers (at Amazon) who were freaking out about how "bad" this movie is!! I LOVE this flick! Somebody saying it's bad is just missing out!

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kallehiukka — 18 years ago(February 06, 2008 12:17 PM)

Beddoe: "Will they be driving Cadillacs too?"
Mobster: "Yes, long and black!"
Beddoe: "Clyde, scrap the Caddie."
Clyde: "Urgh!" (as in, will do)

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dopeyharp0 — 18 years ago(March 09, 2008 03:08 AM)

I always liked that line: "Scrap the caddie." Maybe it was the soft, cool way Clint delivered it.
Then there was what Cholla said either just before he informs his men that he had put all of their money on Philo, or just after.
I forget the line, because it's so long since i've seen the movie, but I know I like it!
"What time is Recess?"

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Charlie Goose — 14 years ago(January 15, 2012 02:29 PM)

Philo, after Clyde craps in the police car, "Clyde, you've got damn little respect for the law."
I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.

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TNGforever — 14 years ago(January 19, 2012 08:37 PM)

Chola : We going to kill you real slowtake about a week.
Philo : Well I wouldn't want to rush you.

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CajunCatfish — 14 years ago(March 05, 2012 11:29 AM)

Ma when she's looking for the money Clyde stashed. 'No hairy ass jungle jumper is going to out smart Synovia Boggs. God damn banana head probably ate it'.

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danfielding0 — 13 years ago(September 21, 2012 06:26 AM)

I like when everyone is following the fight into the restaurant and they burst through the back door. Orville is holding Clyde's hand and yells at him, "Clyde put that spaghetti down!" Clyde has the spaghetti hanging out of his mouth. It's so funny to look at because he looks like how a little kid would look eating spaghetti and Orville is the parent yelling at the child.

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TheMagiciansWorkshop — 13 years ago(January 02, 2013 03:15 AM)

No hairy ass jungle jumper is going to out smart Synovia Boggs. That god damn banana head probably ate it.

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jefgg — 11 years ago(August 29, 2014 03:19 PM)

Philo Beddoe: "Right turn, Clyde."

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etabacek — 11 years ago(February 06, 2015 01:03 PM)

When the second hotel clerk flashes what he thinks is Ma and yells: 'Show me them big blue eyes!'
Keith Moon was the greatest 'Keith Moon Style' drummer ever!!

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skcb187 — 11 years ago(February 26, 2015 04:03 PM)

The opening song when Ray sings "the taste of Coors and a good friend always last" and Ray says "huh?" afterward. its pretty funny

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tony1970 — 10 years ago(December 04, 2015 06:24 AM)

When Philo (Clint)is sneaking Clyde into the motel disguised as his "aunt by blood",the motel manager advises him that his "aunt' should not have kids,seeing as she is so ugly and hairy,LOL!

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daverindone — 10 years ago(January 14, 2016 09:56 AM)

"Why don't you go fu"
"Mah!"

"Well (turns cap around) why don't you and your boyfriend race me?"