Most meaningless, yet best quote to repeat
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sputnicki — 19 years ago(March 27, 2007 04:13 PM)
I was at my Fantasy Baseball Draft this weekend, and chose Yankee Pitcher Chiein-Ming Wang almost exclusively so I could say: "I think this place is restricted, Wang, so don't let on you're Jewish". In other words, I have no life what so ever.
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lmi5177104 — 20 years ago(June 26, 2005 11:50 PM)
"Here you go, kid Park my car, take my bags, and put on some weight, will ya?"
"The man's a menace!"
"I think it's about time someone teaches these varmants a lesson in morality, and what it's like to be a decent, upstanding member in a society."
"Turds!"
"Spalding! How many times have I spoken to you about your language?!"
"Double turds!"
"Spalding!"
"Put me down for a five."
"He hit my wife with his goddamned club!"
"It slipped!"
"I gotta step in this dude's belt, and walk around for a coupla days"
"Are you gonna eat your fat?"
"Spalding!"
"I think I have enough butter now."
"If you own anything but land, you own a popcorn fart!"
"I'll show him dog food!"
(Chase bending over)"Don't be obsessed with your desires, Danny." -
Cornchunk — 20 years ago(January 16, 2006 07:06 AM)
And of course we can't forget the quintessential "miss it" call.
"Noonan..Nnnnnnnoonan..Nnnnnnnnnnoonan." I use that all the time, playing pool, hoping to put a jinx on the other team's field goal kicker..it should be in Webster's.
"What if your dope was on fire?"
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TheRetroCritic — 20 years ago(July 12, 2005 04:56 AM)
lol, just reading through all those quotes is hilarious.
My favourite line has to be:
"You want the driver?"
"No kid, he's not my type, hey, it's a joke, I'm just kidding, sure give me the driver."
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Crew_Man_Number_6 — 20 years ago(July 21, 2005 03:20 PM)
My buds and I quote this movie all day everytime we go golfing. The lines we use most are:
"Right in the Lumber yard." (for when we hit into water)
"Ahhhh S@%!"
"No No thats good. Right on the beach." (for when it goes into the sand)
"Gambling is illegal at Bushwood sir and I never slice."
And other various quotes.