"My father always drinks a power potion before he makes love."
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crp71 — 16 years ago(October 09, 2009 10:08 PM)
"Good morningare you injured?" - I love this line.
Also, I can't quote it directly, and I'm not sure if it's supposed to be funny, but Dale's bit in the plane"Say something to get my mind off of this / "You're just saying that to get my mind off of this" is pretty funny. -
tel_74 — 16 years ago(October 10, 2009 07:05 AM)
Vultan: "Flying blind on a rocket cycle??"
Vultan: "That must be one hell of a planet you men come from!"
Flash: "Not too bad."
Kala: "Vhat do you mean, 'Flash Gordon approaching'?"
Y'all hear that? We're using code names. -
xzivor — 16 years ago(November 03, 2009 10:08 AM)
Flash : Where are the weapons?
Fico : Feeeel one
Barin: You know where you are?
Flash: Up the creek
When flash and the prisoners of Aboria are in the cage in the swamp and they through Fico in and he just spits water out and laughs, then Flash goes "Thats the spirit!" -
kohntarkosz — 16 years ago(November 04, 2009 08:36 PM)
So many great lines:
Flash Gordon! Quarterback! New York Jets!
Zarkov: But why do you attack us?
Ming: Why NOT?!
Ming: Are your men on the right pills? Maybe you should execute that traitor!
Vultan: What a DAMN nuisance!
Flash: This place is a lunatic asylum!
Floating sentry robot: Hail Flash! You've saved your Earth! Have a nice day! -
agent_tau — 16 years ago(January 21, 2010 01:48 PM)
Not so much the lines themselves as the delivery
Soldier: General Kala! Flash Gordon approaching!
Kala: What do you mean, "Flash Gordon approaching"?
Kala: Dispatch War Rocket "Ajax" - to bring back his body!!!
Vultan: GORDON'S ALIVE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Flash: This Ming's a psycho.
Orb: THIS MING IS A PSYCHO!!
Klytus: Who said that?
Orb: The fair haired prisoner!
Orb: Long live Flash, you've saved your Earth. Have a nice day!
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