"My father always drinks a power potion before he makes love."

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dannydavies — 16 years ago(November 04, 2009 10:19 AM)

They are trying to flush you out Flash!

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Doom — 16 years ago(November 04, 2009 10:26 AM)

This Ming is a psycho.
Wait a minute who am I here?

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kohntarkosz — 16 years ago(November 04, 2009 08:36 PM)

So many great lines:
Flash Gordon! Quarterback! New York Jets!
Zarkov: But why do you attack us?
Ming: Why NOT?!
Ming: Are your men on the right pills? Maybe you should execute that traitor!
Vultan: What a DAMN nuisance!
Flash: This place is a lunatic asylum!
Floating sentry robot: Hail Flash! You've saved your Earth! Have a nice day!

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imdb-324 — 12 years ago(April 06, 2013 08:07 PM)

I think the line was, "Are your men on the right pills? Maybe you should execute their trainer."

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HapHazzard — 16 years ago(November 06, 2009 03:35 PM)

"Tell me more about this man, Houdini"
It's a tender love song, very beautiful. {Whats it called?} Lick my love pump.

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agent_tau — 16 years ago(January 21, 2010 01:48 PM)

Not so much the lines themselves as the delivery
Soldier: General Kala! Flash Gordon approaching!
Kala: What do you mean, "Flash Gordon approaching"?
Kala: Dispatch War Rocket "Ajax" - to bring back his body!!!
Vultan: GORDON'S ALIVE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Flash: This Ming's a psycho.
Orb: THIS MING IS A PSYCHO!!
Klytus: Who said that?
Orb: The fair haired prisoner!
Orb: Long live Flash, you've saved your Earth. Have a nice day!
To lose is to win, and he who wins shall lose.

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JaySherman7 — 16 years ago(January 27, 2010 11:35 AM)

"Now
he
showed promise."
"Go, Flash, Go! Go, Flash, Go!"
"Flying blind on a rocket cycle?"

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thehgw — 16 years ago(February 20, 2010 05:58 PM)

All creatures will make merry.
Upon pain of death.

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savagesteve13 — 16 years ago(March 08, 2010 02:00 PM)

Klytus' voice made that extra special.

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mjscarface — 15 years ago(April 22, 2010 06:04 PM)

'Have I got some stories to tell you.'
'Save them for our kids!'
'I guess I'll be running along then YOU LUNATIC!!!'
"The only place I get hurt is out there." - 'The Wrestler'

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Dlp07 — 15 years ago(June 07, 2010 06:26 PM)

"Keep playing your b_loody pipe, fool."

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mr-quick-1 — 15 years ago(June 24, 2010 05:16 AM)

Flash: Oh my god this girl is really turning me on.
Arua: I like you very much.

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columbusmozart — 15 years ago(August 21, 2010 09:32 PM)

Anything BRIAN BLESSED! says.

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angelatalk2000 — 15 years ago(September 19, 2010 05:19 AM)

Dale Arden clasps her hands to her cheek and croons, "Oh, Flashhh "

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ChadFeldheimer — 15 years ago(November 16, 2010 01:48 AM)

"Halt Lizard Man, escape is impossible!" ZAP
"Lying bitch!"

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malkatz — 13 years ago(November 26, 2012 04:46 AM)

It's not intentionally funny, but when Flash tells Dale, who he has known for less than 48 hours, "save it for our children."

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Call_Me_Roy — 13 years ago(January 12, 2013 10:39 PM)

The one that gets me just thinkign about it is:
"Flash! Flash, I love you! But we only have 14 hours to save the Earth!"
And:
"No! Not the Bore Worms!!"
And not really a line, but the moment that follows it. When everyone thinks Flash is dead but he's really flying the space jet-ski, and Dale says "Who can save us now" and it cuts to Flash on the jet-ski accompanied by Queen's "
Flash! Ah-Aaaah!
"
It's an electric drill. You get me, you kill me!

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ZARKOV: I can't handle the capsule alone.
MUNSON: Well, you better try.
ZARKOV; Haven't you any spirit at all?
MUNSON: No!