Things You Learned from watching Excalibur
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diddymuck — 13 years ago(January 15, 2013 01:13 AM)
Knights eat, sleep, drink, have sex, negotiate, dance and fight all while wearing their armor!
By doing so, they apparently never need to bathe.
Lancelot can, contrary to above, take off his armor while sleeping, but it will get mad and try to cleave him to death.
Lancelot is so independent he can remove his armor and apparently put it all on all by himselfeven the parts that attach in the back.
Merlin has trouble carrying a tuneeven while talking.
If Helen Mirren were my half-sister, I would brook no hesitation in schtumping her silly eitherno disguise necessary! -
pawtrax67 — 12 years ago(May 20, 2013 11:19 AM)
Mirren, Neeson, and Stewart must practise magic because 30 years later they all look incredible.
Wizards trapped by a Sorceress are a dream to someand a NIGHTMARE TO OTHERS!!!!
Arthur and his knights had advanced technology that they had full plate armour 900 years before anyone else. -
lld3497 — 11 years ago(April 15, 2014 05:41 PM)
I learned that there is indeed a way to move your COD piece and get you a little something something before you head back to war..it saves time after all.
Slinte
I am who I am your approval isnt needed or required. -
pol-edra — 11 years ago(April 17, 2014 11:27 AM)
I learned that Helen Mirren, when she was young and naked, was quite hot !
I thought she was quite hot even with clothes on. And now she has matured into one of the most elegant grannies ever. I hope I age half as gracefully as she did.
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Occasionally
I'm callous and strange." -
shawneuser — 11 years ago(June 26, 2014 08:34 PM)
- Commenters on this thread aren't too into numbering.
- He has NOT seen Merlin.
- Most people get bigger as they get older, but NOT Gabriel Bryne.
- My kingdom for a shag!
- Wife, child, hearth and home are not for Uther.
- A false knight that is a bad ass can still defeat a true knight that isn't.
- The Queen is NOT innocent.
- Morgana likes to alternate between breastplate and nothing.
- Good thing that Guinevere decided to keep Excalibur lying around all these years.
- The land and the King are one.
- Arthur and Mordred have an odd idea of embracing.
- The shortest distance to your opponent is directly through his spear.
- Lancelot just got crazier and meaner as he got older.
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RCeditor — 11 years ago(September 11, 2014 08:01 AM)
- Morgana doesn't need cigarettes to smoke.
- Years of building a powerful truce=a few moments lusting after another man's wife.
- Excalibur may be a sword, but it's supposed to be used for healing & not hacking.
- If you're the cutest & the baddest motha-f#c%*n knight there is, you should choose your best friend's lady-who is also your future Queen-as your woman. After all-who else would want you?
- Gabriel Byrne shrank over the years.
- One should never drive Excalibur into the ground while Merlin is introducing someone to the Dragon.
- If you're the King & you're looking for your Queen, pick the woman who's being passed around from man to man on the dance floor.
THE RAP CRITIC:
http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/teamt/rap-critic
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mshanahanz — 11 years ago(October 25, 2014 12:53 AM)
78 The Lady of the Lake is beautiful, a mystical source of moral authority and would make a great catcher in the outfield.
79 She can also do underwater welding
80 When fighting an opponent who refuses to yield, the best thing you can do is hand over your sword, kneel in front of him, and invite him to wave it around your neck.
81 Wagner invented the film score before movies were invented
82 It was proving your wife and best friend were not cheating on you that, in the end, led them to do it
83 The grail has a teleport app
84 The mist that hides the small size of your attacking force also hides the small number of cast/extras available
85 Don't invite Gawain because he's a party pooper
