Things You Learned from watching Excalibur
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BuckRogersTwentyFifth — 13 years ago(June 29, 2012 02:29 PM)
- John Boorman is a pervert (hard to describe a man who directs his nude daughter in a graphic sex scene any other way)
I don't have an opinion. The word "opinion" implies the possibility I'm wrong.
- John Boorman is a pervert (hard to describe a man who directs his nude daughter in a graphic sex scene any other way)
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diddymuck — 13 years ago(January 15, 2013 01:13 AM)
Knights eat, sleep, drink, have sex, negotiate, dance and fight all while wearing their armor!
By doing so, they apparently never need to bathe.
Lancelot can, contrary to above, take off his armor while sleeping, but it will get mad and try to cleave him to death.
Lancelot is so independent he can remove his armor and apparently put it all on all by himselfeven the parts that attach in the back.
Merlin has trouble carrying a tuneeven while talking.
If Helen Mirren were my half-sister, I would brook no hesitation in schtumping her silly eitherno disguise necessary! -
pawtrax67 — 12 years ago(May 20, 2013 11:19 AM)
Mirren, Neeson, and Stewart must practise magic because 30 years later they all look incredible.
Wizards trapped by a Sorceress are a dream to someand a NIGHTMARE TO OTHERS!!!!
Arthur and his knights had advanced technology that they had full plate armour 900 years before anyone else. -
lld3497 — 11 years ago(April 15, 2014 05:41 PM)
I learned that there is indeed a way to move your COD piece and get you a little something something before you head back to war..it saves time after all.
Slinte
I am who I am your approval isnt needed or required. -
pol-edra — 11 years ago(April 17, 2014 11:27 AM)
I learned that Helen Mirren, when she was young and naked, was quite hot !
I thought she was quite hot even with clothes on. And now she has matured into one of the most elegant grannies ever. I hope I age half as gracefully as she did.
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Occasionally
I'm callous and strange." -
shawneuser — 11 years ago(June 26, 2014 08:34 PM)
- Commenters on this thread aren't too into numbering.
- He has NOT seen Merlin.
- Most people get bigger as they get older, but NOT Gabriel Bryne.
- My kingdom for a shag!
- Wife, child, hearth and home are not for Uther.
- A false knight that is a bad ass can still defeat a true knight that isn't.
- The Queen is NOT innocent.
- Morgana likes to alternate between breastplate and nothing.
- Good thing that Guinevere decided to keep Excalibur lying around all these years.
- The land and the King are one.
- Arthur and Mordred have an odd idea of embracing.
- The shortest distance to your opponent is directly through his spear.
- Lancelot just got crazier and meaner as he got older.
