'Eyebrow Royalty…'
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alec_senna — 10 years ago(August 25, 2015 03:23 PM)
Eyebrows. The first word I ever heard out of any of you was that word, "eyebrows." There'll be time enough for eyebrows when I'm old, if I ever am old. Oh, but not now.
knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. -
alec_senna — 10 years ago(August 28, 2015 09:48 PM)
NOWIREEYEBROWS! What're wire eyebrows doing on this forehead when I told you: NO WIRE EYEBROWS, EVER?! I pluck and I pluck till I'm half-smooth and I hear people saying, "She's getting hairy." And what do I get? A daughterwho cares as much about the well-defined eyebrows I give herAS SHE CARES ABOUT ME! What're wire eyebrows doing on THIS FOREHEAD?! ANSWER ME! I buy you professional pencils and you treat them like they were some crayon. You do! Three hundred dollar pencil on a wire eyebrow. We'll pluck how many you've got, if they're hidden somewhere. We'll pluckwe'll pluck. GET OUT OF THAT MAKEUP KIT! All of this is getting plucked! Pluck. Pluck. Pluck. Pluck. Pluck. Pluck. You've got anymore? We're gonna see how many wire eyebrows you've got on your forehead. Wire eyebrows? Why? WHY?! Christina, get out of that makeup kit. Get out of that makeup kit. You live in the most beautiful house in Brentwood and you don't care if your forehead is stretched out from wire eyebrows. And your eyebrows look like some two-dollar-a-week pity job by some two-bit back street hooker in Oklahoma! Get up. Get up. PLUCK UP THIS MESS!
knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.