'Eyebrow Royalty…'
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alec_senna — 10 years ago(August 28, 2015 09:48 PM)
NOWIREEYEBROWS! What're wire eyebrows doing on this forehead when I told you: NO WIRE EYEBROWS, EVER?! I pluck and I pluck till I'm half-smooth and I hear people saying, "She's getting hairy." And what do I get? A daughterwho cares as much about the well-defined eyebrows I give herAS SHE CARES ABOUT ME! What're wire eyebrows doing on THIS FOREHEAD?! ANSWER ME! I buy you professional pencils and you treat them like they were some crayon. You do! Three hundred dollar pencil on a wire eyebrow. We'll pluck how many you've got, if they're hidden somewhere. We'll pluckwe'll pluck. GET OUT OF THAT MAKEUP KIT! All of this is getting plucked! Pluck. Pluck. Pluck. Pluck. Pluck. Pluck. You've got anymore? We're gonna see how many wire eyebrows you've got on your forehead. Wire eyebrows? Why? WHY?! Christina, get out of that makeup kit. Get out of that makeup kit. You live in the most beautiful house in Brentwood and you don't care if your forehead is stretched out from wire eyebrows. And your eyebrows look like some two-dollar-a-week pity job by some two-bit back street hooker in Oklahoma! Get up. Get up. PLUCK UP THIS MESS!
knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. -
alec_senna — 10 years ago(September 01, 2015 09:22 PM)
Obviously you don't understand. What you're really doing is denying one of your eyebrows the opportunity to live a wonderful and advantaged life! How sad that is. Good afternoon.
knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. -
alec_senna — 10 years ago(September 09, 2015 11:45 PM)
I would rather be here with you than anywhere else in the world. You, all of you, here and everywhere, gave me these eyebrows tonight. And I accept them from you and only you. I love all of you. Now please forgive me. Good night.
knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.