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    jrs-8 — 17 years ago(March 26, 2009 10:55 AM)

    Robert Preston seemed to have some of the best lines.
    Felix: Can she work?
    Dr. Finegarten: Is Batman a transvestite? Who knows?
    OR
    Polly: You're going to let that schister in?
    Dr. Finegarten: I could sue you for calling me that Polly. A schister is a crooked lawyer. I'm a quack.

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      cowboydesperado-1 — 16 years ago(April 17, 2009 11:22 PM)

      Dr. Finegarten is about to give an injection.
      Hitchhiker: 'You want me to do that?'
      Finegarten: 'Are you by any chance a nurse?'
      Hitchhiker: 'I used to be a junkie'
      Finegarten: 'Would it endanger your amateur status if I asked you to use a sterilized needle?'
      'We all dream of being a child again - even the worst of us. Perhaps the worst most of all'

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          mrgogonyc — 16 years ago(May 03, 2009 12:54 AM)

          Julie Andrews at her husband's packed funeral: I don't think I will be able to sing.
          Stuart Margolin: You have to that's why everybody came.
          "If it is not in the frame, it does not exist!"

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            preppy-3 — 15 years ago(January 03, 2011 08:54 AM)

            I forget the exact line but it's when Julie Andrews asks Robert Preston if she should show her breats on film. He points out he's her doctor and, in a totally clinical way, says "you have a good pair of knockers":)

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              bobbo-30 — 15 years ago(February 08, 2011 11:35 AM)

              Robert Preston: "This is just like the scene in THE THING, when the terrible monster is just on the other side of the door"
              "Only a fool would say that." STEELY DAN

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                mhc52572001 — 15 years ago(February 24, 2011 12:03 PM)

                He actually says, In my humble opinion, you've got a terriffic pair of knockers!

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                  preppy-3 — 15 years ago(February 24, 2011 04:32 PM)

                  LOL I stand corrected:)

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                    Mickey77 — 14 years ago(July 06, 2011 11:31 AM)

                    There are so many funny lines in this movie.
                    The one that makes me laugh the most was when Robert Preston tells Robert Webber to ask Richard Mulligans propped up corpse a question so it wont look suspicious to passing cops.
                    And Webber asks "Read any good books lately ?"
                    Still makes me roar every time I watch the clip.
                    http://www.imdb.com/mymovies/list?l=32397724

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                      VValkyrie — 9 years ago(April 08, 2016 12:36 AM)

                      Later in the scene when the foursome are on the "Tinkerbelle" Yacht & the deceased Felix is positioned in the fishing chair with a rod & reel, Webber ask "What if he catches a fish?"

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                        Gadare — 9 years ago(July 07, 2016 07:18 AM)

                        Thank you! LOL. Forgot that fish line.
                        I slept with you and you're in love with my husband. What the hell am I supposed to do with that?

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                          k_m_simpson — 14 years ago(January 02, 2012 05:28 PM)

                          Although it's been forever since I saw the movie, one of my favorite lines is when the doctor is preparing a needle. they ask him what is in it, and he starts naming a bunch of serious narcotics. The other two look shocked, and one asks, "Do you think it's okay for Felix to have all that?" The doctor replies, "Felix? This is for ME."

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                            snelling — 13 years ago(July 30, 2012 05:53 AM)

                            Hey k m simpson, there was no scene like that in this movie. The most the doctor gave himself was a vitamin shot.
                            "It's like I'm talking to my Aunt Sylvia here!"

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                              RadioPhil-1 — 13 years ago(April 24, 2012 10:21 AM)

                              "Would It Endanger Your Amateur Standing If I Asked You To Use A Sterilized Needle?"
                              If At First You Don't Succeed, Reevaluate Why You Tried In The First Place.
                              Phil In Reno

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                                GMJames — 13 years ago(August 03, 2012 01:54 PM)

                                Sally still under the effects of drugs
                                Sally: Mickey!!! Hi, Mickey.
                                Mickey: Hi.
                                Sally: I certainly am!
                                (Re: "I certainly am!"
                                I'd like to believe that Andrews was channeling film comedian Stan Laurel's famous line.)

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                                  phaota1 — 11 years ago(October 25, 2014 07:11 PM)

                                  "What do you do for a living?" "Oh, I breed armadillos."
                                  "Wherever You Go, There You Are." - Buckaroo Banzai

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                                    Dan_Garten — 11 years ago(January 20, 2015 11:56 AM)

                                    Funny lines.

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                                      Sandoz — 11 years ago(January 26, 2015 11:09 AM)

                                      Hey, don't forget the rest of that quote, it's even funnier! Don't remember it word-for-word, but it's something like
                                      "Do you find that a fulfilling occupation?"
                                      "Not really. But the armadillos seem to enjoy it."
                                      "You may think thatI couldn't possibly comment."

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