Bunny: We were once womb-mates!
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barneyis666 — 19 years ago(February 16, 2007 09:32 PM)
Esteban: Do yooouuuu knoooow that little thiiing weee dooooo ooone niight every year?
Florinda: Yeesss! Ohhh yes!
Esteban: We still have three months to go!
And one other.
Esteban: Now remember, stay alert! He is cunning! He is crafty He's not just going to walk in here and say, "Here I aaaaamm"-
Don Diego: Here I aaaaamm!
Esteban: Aaaaaaaaii Santa Mariaaaaaa!! Eyyyyyyyy tell you something I almost disappointed. I anticipated a greater game of cat and mooses.
Oh! And one more.
Don Diego (to Paco): Are you yelling at me? -
Frumious_Bandersnatch_46 — 17 years ago(December 28, 2008 02:53 AM)
I was sure you'd heard of the California cities:
San Diego
San Francisco
San Fernando
San Jose
San Luis Obispo
Well, each of the "Dons" in charge of a city was named for the patron saint of a
different
city:
In addition to Don Diego. . . .from Los Angeles, we have Don Francisco . from San Jose, Don Fernando . .from San Diego, Don Jose. . . . from San Bernardino, and Don Luis Obisbo from Bakersfield (just to break the series)
The cities were named for the missions established when the Spanish conquistadors worked their way from Mexico up the California coast converting the Natives at gunpoint. (Remember, the Spanish Inquisition was in full power when Columbus made his first voyage across the Atlantic.) -
bobshankjr-1 — 17 years ago(January 27, 2009 11:52 AM)
This is one of my all-time favorite series of lines in any film. A brilliant play on words from the writers, and excellently delivered by the actors. It's packed with so much humor in such a brief moment, it lingers in the mind far beyond the moment. The play, well-captured on film and rarely duplicated.
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baskets — 20 years ago(February 20, 2006 01:49 PM)
I first saw and loved this movie when I was about 12. I love all the quotes already listed here but I think my fave in the whole movie is the sheep oil bit. I remember absolutely cracking up at that.
Something I think is really funny now that I just didn't really get as a 12 year old first watching it is:
Florinda: Do you realize we only make love 12 times a year?
Diego: Once a month is not too bad!
Florinda: I mean 12 times in one night, then the rest of the yearnothing!
Diego: One that one night, does he eat anything special..oysters, raw eggs?
Florinda: Garlic, a lot of garlic. -
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HolyRomanEmperor — 19 years ago(June 09, 2006 12:24 PM)
Velasquez: "He was dressed all in black. He said his name wasZERO, and he was accompanied by a hideous dog!"
Esteban: "I want you to find him and bring him to me immediately."
Velasquez: "Yes sir..THERE HE IS!"
(Esteban looks at a man in black dancing with his wife)
Esteban: "This man in black? This is Senor Zero?"
Velasquez: "I am certain of it."
Esteban: "Then the hideous dog you refferred to must be my wife?"
ALSO
Guard (to Paco): "Where is your invitation, Senor Beaver?"
ALSO
CTW: "You don't really think these people are happy do you?"
Diego (quietly): "No, but I know that the soldiers are quite happy shooting the people who say that the people are not happy."
ALSO
Esteban (when CTW begins speaking in the town square): "Who is this woman?"
Cronie: "I do not think she is one of our people."
Esteban (sarcastically): "Oh, thank you, that is very helpful."
The Alcalde absolutely MADE this movie. -
gjers-1 — 18 years ago(March 24, 2008 06:08 PM)
Velasquez: "He was dressed all in black. He said his name wasZERO, and he was accompanied by a hideous dog!"
Esteban: "I want you to find him and bring him to me immediately."
Velasquez: "Yes sir..THERE HE IS!"
(Esteban looks at a man in black dancing with his wife)
Esteban: "This man in black? This is Senor Zero?"
Velasquez: "I am certain of it."
Esteban: "Then the hideous dog you refferred to must be my wife?"
I totally agree with this one. My very favorite quote in the whole movie.