Bunny: We were once womb-mates!
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baskets — 20 years ago(February 20, 2006 01:49 PM)
I first saw and loved this movie when I was about 12. I love all the quotes already listed here but I think my fave in the whole movie is the sheep oil bit. I remember absolutely cracking up at that.
Something I think is really funny now that I just didn't really get as a 12 year old first watching it is:
Florinda: Do you realize we only make love 12 times a year?
Diego: Once a month is not too bad!
Florinda: I mean 12 times in one night, then the rest of the yearnothing!
Diego: One that one night, does he eat anything special..oysters, raw eggs?
Florinda: Garlic, a lot of garlic. -
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HolyRomanEmperor — 19 years ago(June 09, 2006 12:24 PM)
Velasquez: "He was dressed all in black. He said his name wasZERO, and he was accompanied by a hideous dog!"
Esteban: "I want you to find him and bring him to me immediately."
Velasquez: "Yes sir..THERE HE IS!"
(Esteban looks at a man in black dancing with his wife)
Esteban: "This man in black? This is Senor Zero?"
Velasquez: "I am certain of it."
Esteban: "Then the hideous dog you refferred to must be my wife?"
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Guard (to Paco): "Where is your invitation, Senor Beaver?"
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CTW: "You don't really think these people are happy do you?"
Diego (quietly): "No, but I know that the soldiers are quite happy shooting the people who say that the people are not happy."
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Esteban (when CTW begins speaking in the town square): "Who is this woman?"
Cronie: "I do not think she is one of our people."
Esteban (sarcastically): "Oh, thank you, that is very helpful."
The Alcalde absolutely MADE this movie. -
gjers-1 — 18 years ago(March 24, 2008 06:08 PM)
Velasquez: "He was dressed all in black. He said his name wasZERO, and he was accompanied by a hideous dog!"
Esteban: "I want you to find him and bring him to me immediately."
Velasquez: "Yes sir..THERE HE IS!"
(Esteban looks at a man in black dancing with his wife)
Esteban: "This man in black? This is Senor Zero?"
Velasquez: "I am certain of it."
Esteban: "Then the hideous dog you refferred to must be my wife?"
I totally agree with this one. My very favorite quote in the whole movie. -
Dumasse — 17 years ago(August 17, 2008 10:49 AM)
"What are you supposed to be some kind of Duck?"
Actually, I think Diego says, "some kind of dog?" The accent throws it off. There's no way Paco looked like a duck in his bear costume, but could possibly be mistaken for a dog. -
tamajinn — 19 years ago(October 23, 2006 12:30 PM)
Yes, it is "running in place," thank you for correcting that!
Diego (in shock): una tortuga!
Florinda: "What do the people need ROADS for? They never GO anywhere!"
Esteban: Zorro would not miss this chance to humiliate me.
Henchman: I hope you are right, your exellency.
He was dressed all in plum. Everthing matched. And he talk-ed differently. He talked-ed like a poof! SMACK!
I can't remember it exactly, but the quote where Diego first meets up with Esteban & Florinda and congratulates Esteban on winning her as his bride. "It is I who congratulate you," says Esteban.
"To defeat the feetless!" -
Johnny_Shannow — 19 years ago(October 29, 2006 09:22 AM)
Esteban: Say something like a sissy boy
Don Diego: Something like a sissy boy
Esteban: You know what I mean. Lisp like thisss sss
Swing your hips.
Esteban: Good now flap your wrists
Don Diego: Flap your wrists
Esteban: And now say you naughty evil Alcalde
Don Diego: You naughty evil Alcalde
The way these lines are delivered by both Leibman and Hamilton with camp voices make this the most hilarious part of the movie.