Bunny: We were once womb-mates!
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tamajinn — 19 years ago(October 23, 2006 12:30 PM)
Yes, it is "running in place," thank you for correcting that!
Diego (in shock): una tortuga!
Florinda: "What do the people need ROADS for? They never GO anywhere!"
Esteban: Zorro would not miss this chance to humiliate me.
Henchman: I hope you are right, your exellency.
He was dressed all in plum. Everthing matched. And he talk-ed differently. He talked-ed like a poof! SMACK!
I can't remember it exactly, but the quote where Diego first meets up with Esteban & Florinda and congratulates Esteban on winning her as his bride. "It is I who congratulate you," says Esteban.
"To defeat the feetless!" -
Johnny_Shannow — 19 years ago(October 29, 2006 09:22 AM)
Esteban: Say something like a sissy boy
Don Diego: Something like a sissy boy
Esteban: You know what I mean. Lisp like thisss sss
Swing your hips.
Esteban: Good now flap your wrists
Don Diego: Flap your wrists
Esteban: And now say you naughty evil Alcalde
Don Diego: You naughty evil Alcalde
The way these lines are delivered by both Leibman and Hamilton with camp voices make this the most hilarious part of the movie. -
satchguitar — 19 years ago(January 19, 2007 06:01 AM)
Great stuff!
-Don Diego, rest assured that the turtle who did this was executed immediately.
After finding out Esteban married Florinda:
-Again, I congratulate you.
-No my friend, this time it is I who congratulate you. -
snotjello — 19 years ago(January 27, 2007 12:36 PM)
"For crimes against the pipples, you are sentenced to be executed until you are dead."
and
Diego: "I think I know what the problem is. There is something wrong with his bowels."
Bunny: "My what?!"
Diego: "Your bowels; the way you say your 'I', your 'E' and your 'U's" -
albondiga1967 — 19 years ago(April 03, 2007 08:00 AM)
How about this one?
Charlotte Taylor Wilson: [to the crowd] "Let your voices be heard! Oppose the greedy bloodsuckers!"
[She drops her pamphlets. Diego picks them up and hands them to her.]
Charlotte Taylor Wilson: "Thank you. I'm Charlotte Taylor Wilson. I'm with the People's Independence Committee."
Don Diego: "Don Diego Vega. I'm with thegreedy bloodsuckers."
El Paso, Texasever heard of it? -
martok2112 — 13 years ago(February 12, 2013 11:22 AM)
That prayer, and the facial expressions of both Diego and Bunny are priceless. It's almost as if Diego is wanting to say: "Is this Esteban really THAT much of an idiot?" And Bunny, as he leaves, wants to say: "Indeed he is."
And then.
Another one of my favorite quotes: "I have returned to help the helpless, the befriend the friendless, and to defeat..the defeatless." -
PirateofPie — 18 years ago(January 02, 2008 07:36 PM)
I love all of the ones in this thread, but one of my favorites is:
Florinda: Oh Diego, why didn't I marry you instead of Esteban?
Diego: Perhaps because he asked you and I did not.
Cracks me up every time!!! -
LordThingee — 17 years ago(May 28, 2008 05:59 AM)
Here's some I love besides all the ones previously posted:
Bunny Wigglesworth: [with un-painted side of face showing, speaking like a woman] Help! Help! The Alcalde has all my money!
Bunny Wigglesworth: [turns around, with this side of face painted like Zorro, speaking very slowly and deeply] Have no fear, El Zorro is here!
Esteban: It is a beautiful day for a Reign of terror!
Esteban: Say something like a sissy girl.
Don Diego: Something like a sissy girl
Esteban: No you know. Swing your hips.
[puts hands on hips]
Esteban: Make them sway and flap your wings.
Charlotte Taylor Wilson: You don't really believe the people are happy!
Don Diego: All I know is the soldiers are quite happy shooting the people who say the people are not happy.
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