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tgs333 — 9 years ago(September 26, 2016 05:36 AM)
Yes, it's almost time! As soggy puts it, it is all about Horny Holes and the big giveaway! This board at times is like the creaky old bed in the Rose of Shannon. We can go a lil fast and then slow down, speed up, slow down AND THAN BAM LASER BEAM!!! whooo hoooo! All while slipping her the silver shamrod!
Remember the keys to turning Ellie Grimbridge "on":- Grab her firmly, but politely.
- Puff cigarette smoke in her face.
- Say something about her father being dead and then say: "And I don't know
what the hell is goin' on." - Remember to wear the same clothes for a few days. Do not take a shower or bath. Drink excess amounts of Beer and Scotch. Whatever you do, DO NOT BRUSH YOUR TEETH OR USE MOUTHWASH.
Good luck mates!
"I'm a vehemently anti-nuclear, paranoid mess, harbouring a strange obsession with radioactive sheep."
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Tank-McQuade — 9 years ago(September 26, 2016 10:23 PM)
- Grab her firmly, but politely.
- Puff cigarette smoke in her face.
- Say something about her father being dead and then say: "And I don't know
what the hell is goin' on." - Remember to wear the same clothes for a few days. Do not take a shower or bath. Drink excess amounts of Beer and Scotch. Whatever you do, DO NOT BRUSH YOUR TEETH OR USE MOUTHWASH.
Doctor Dan has taught me all those things, except I'm not a smoker but I do brush my teeth.
Let me give you boys a tip: you can get away with no shower or bath but be nice to the ladies and wash your junk in the sink for courtesy sakes lol
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tgs333 — 9 years ago(September 27, 2016 08:09 AM)
wash your junk in the sink for courtesy sakes lol
I've perfected the art of doing this once. Had a bad back up in the john once and had the tub out of order for 3 days. Luckily being somewhat tall, I can just about get over the edge of the sink and well you know
Not that Ellie would mind. I mean this woman takes a mustache ride with a man that basically shared his mouth with a diease ridden hobo. That is the great thing about Ellie Horny Holes, you can defy all laws of physics and still sleep in the same hotel room with her.
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tgs333 — 9 years ago(September 30, 2016 05:22 AM)
This is it men and horny ellie's! The last day before the new year starts! A whole month dedicated to the holy horny holes of Miss Grimbridge!
All month long we'll enjoy:
Drinking and Doctoring
Slapping old nurses on their fannies
Eating cookies and drinking milk from the fridge
Buying our ungreatful snotty kids crappy plastic masks.
Mis-timing our mis-fires.
Shamroding the shamrods.
Not bathing.
Not brushing teeth.
Not shaving (both places).
Cooking a lot of dinners.
not sleeping in another room.
Not sleeping in the car.
Not sleeping on the floor.
Drinking scotch from the same bottle of a dirty homeless man.
Wearing the same underwear for days on end, stains and all.
Answering stupid questions.
Sifting through car parts and ashes.
Screaming at bar tenders to change the channel.
And copping feels of Miss Grimbridge, and the ever horny holy Miss Inan. (don't let soggy catch you feeling up Miss Inan.)
Enjoy the month of Oct-To-Do-Her! It only comes once a year. The best time of year is all month long! So go ahead and colossal boo-boo in your pants, or anywhere! This is our month!
Don't forget the big giveaway at 9:00 on October 31st. Be sure to watch!
Watch!
"I'm a vehemently anti-nuclear, paranoid mess, harbouring a strange obsession with radioactive sheep." -
tgs333 — 9 years ago(October 04, 2016 05:12 AM)
Man Sliber, I feel ya mate. it's been 4 days since I have not showered or brushed my teeth. And I'm still wearing the same clothes. 27 more days of this to go! The Man-Stench is in full bloom now. Think I got enough courage up to call the Marines and walk up to a hot chic and tell her I'm ok with sleeping in another room. Well, just as soon as I knock off this 3rd bottle of whiskey. I'll be all set.
"I'm a vehemently anti-nuclear, paranoid mess, harbouring a strange obsession with radioactive sheep."
