29 More days til Halloween
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Slatch371 — 2 years ago(October 03, 2023 05:30 PM)
Un-Gunk Un-Gunk Un-Gunk Un-Gunk Un-Gunk Un-Gunk Un-Gunk Un-Gunk
Un-Gunk Un-Gunk Un-Gunk Un-Gunk Un-Gunk Un-Gunk Un-Gunk Un-Gunk
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28 More days til Soggy explodes
28 More days til messy stains
28 More days til not sleeping in the car (or on the floor)
28 More days til holy-holes horny Ellie loses her head and hand (which I plan on saving this year)
Slip her the Silver Shamrod!
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(I wonder where Glenn is?)
"That's a dumb question, Miss Glenn’s Organ." -
Slatch371 — 2 years ago(October 04, 2023 05:35 PM)
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27 More days til Halloween
27 more days till I sleep with Inan in a dusky old motel room and Soggy doesn't
27 more days til drinking scotch with a homeless man and then not brushing teeth and making out with a chic ½ your age
27 more days til Soggy makes gooey stains in his pants
Slip her the Silver Shamrod (Shamrod, so you know is a trade secret.)
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"That's a dumb question, Miss Glenn’s Organ." -
soggybottom — 2 years ago(October 09, 2023 04:45 AM)
<Un-Gonk><Un-Gonk><Un-Gonk><Un-Gonk>
<Un-Gonk><Un-Gonk><Un-Gonk><Un-Gonk>
Teege's britches falling down, falling down, falling down.
Teege's britches falling down.
{and it's all for}
His
HOR-NY
lady!
<Un-Gonk><Un-Gonk><Un-Gonk><Un-Gonk>
<Un-Gonk><Un-Gonk><Un-Gonk><Un-Gonk>… -
Slatch371 — 2 years ago(October 09, 2023 06:59 PM)
The gif I have of Glenn's mother has not been through final processing. You can ask Soggy to snap a picture of the photo he keeps in his wallet of her. Soggy keeps an emergency packet of mayonnaise in his wallet at all times, so they photo might be a bit saucy if you know what I mean.
"That's a dumb question, Miss Glenn’s Organ." -
soggybottom — 2 years ago(October 20, 2023 05:21 PM)
Hey Teegy, do you know what has become one of my favorite pastimes every Halloween?
It's called "Bobbin' for Nelkins", and what you do is you carve some apples into some nice firm round Nelkin-shapes, slap on some Nippsies, dunk them in a barrel of water, and then start bobbin' away!
It's become quite the yearly-tradition in my house, and it's fun for the whole family.
Good times!!! -
soggybottom — 2 years ago(November 01, 2023 03:39 PM)
<Un-Gonk><Un-Gonk><Un-Gonk><Un-Gonk>
<Un-Gonk><Un-Gonk><Un-Gonk><Un-Gonk>
Oucht-Ta-Do-Her all year long, all year long, all year long.
Lucky for Inan, I have an active schlong.
My horny lady!
<Un-Gonk><Un-Gonk><Un-Gonk><Un-Gonk>
<Un-Gonk><Un-Gonk><Un-Gonk><Un-Gonk>… -
soggybottom — 2 years ago(November 09, 2023 04:26 PM)
Teegy'll be cumming all over his trousers when he comes.
He'll be cumming all over his trousers when he comes.
He'll be cumming all over his trousers (The smell will attract the neighbor's Schnauzer)
Oh he'll be cumming all over his trousers when he comes!
