fave lines?
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thruttle — 20 years ago(January 10, 2006 03:21 PM)
[Dr. Hfuhruhurr, in the middle of a marital spat, grabs an expensive vase to throw.]
Dr. Hfuhruhurr: Our marriage lies broken on the floor, like the shards of glass on our honeymoon suite!
[He slams the vase to the ground, but it bounces back up into his hands.]
Dr. Hfuhruhurr: Ahhh! Oh-ho! 19th-Century Indian rubber vase, eh?! -
ronnieronb — 19 years ago(June 13, 2006 05:31 PM)
Little Girl - SOUNDS LIKE A SUBDURAL HEMATOMA TO ME.
Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr - OH, IT DOES, DOES IT? WELL, IT'S NOT YOUR JOB TO DIAGNOSE.
Little Girl - BUT I THOUGHT
Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr - YOU THOUGHT! YOU THOUGHT! JUST GO! YEARS OF NURSERY SCHOOL,AND YOU THINK YOU KNOW IT ALL.
This scene cracks me up everytime.
I will not fear.
Fear is the mind-killer.
I will face my fear.
I will let it pass through me. -
Madgett — 19 years ago(June 15, 2006 03:57 AM)
This film is an absolute gem.
One scene that makes me weep with laughter is near the start:
"Doctor, I know you were very shaken by the tragic death of your wife"
"I couldn't talk about it for a long while, but time passes, and I can handle it now. Her name was Rebec..why?! why?! why?! why?! why?!" -
RIPBelushi — 19 years ago(June 18, 2006 09:23 PM)
its not necessariy a line but that whole scene when she's about to have sex with Dr. Hfuhruhurr and he has that boner. that is seriously one of the best boner jokes I've ever seen on film.
A tribute to John I made -
delt_ — 19 years ago(June 21, 2006 09:53 PM)
"She just doesn't have enough. vavoom."
(looks at him like he's a complete idiot) "But sir, she's dead!"
"Damn your drunk tests are hard!"
"Waiiiit a minute she's not drunk, she's dead!"
"Dead?!?? Oh my god, i better get her to a cemetery right away!!" (steps on it)
"The operation seems to be a success! but the doctor died." -
mrabago318 — 19 years ago(August 21, 2006 08:13 PM)
In the course of my 33yrs I personaly have performed about half a dozen "citizen divorce's". Up to and including all neccessary hand circles/forward step and dual pointing.unfortunatly this is not recognized by any state that I am privy too.
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stuffic — 19 years ago(August 28, 2006 10:40 PM)
"Get that cat outta here!"
(to barbie doll "Rebecca") "Why didn't you give me a sign?"
but the best scene (as mentioned before by ronnieronb73) is him giving the little girl directions about contacting the hospital! "But I thought" "You thought, you thought"
That's why the black & white episodes of "I Dream of Jeannie" and "Bewitched" were sexy, baby! -
DeuxLumieres — 19 years ago(January 03, 2007 08:51 AM)
This always cracks me up, Jamie Cromwell as the realtor, looking into the cat carrier at the brain in the jar, and the way he says, "Oh you have no hair!" is such a riot!
"It puts the lotion on it's skin, it does this whenever it's told." -
kanuffelrik — 19 years ago(February 26, 2007 12:13 PM)
It's been awhile since I've seen this but there was a part that cracks me up. He's lonely and wants to remarry, so he stands in front of this huge portrait of his late wife and says "Rebecca, if you have any objections, give me a sign." and the picture starts shaking violently, and he goes "Any sign at all." and the portrait shakes and falls right off the wall and you can hear his wife's voice pleading "NO! NO! NO!" and he ignores it and says something like "Well, I guess you don't object. And for the time being I'll just store you in the closet." and he throws the picture in a closet.
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mwfsu84 — 19 years ago(March 19, 2007 03:22 PM)
I hope I get these rightgoing from memory
"When a women who's just had major brain surgery tells you she's got a headache, you've got to believe her!"
In the operating room, commenting on the 'artwork' by the interns.
"I suppose if it was Christmas you'd hang an ornament on it."
And also
"I never want to see that again!"
And when he comes over to Necessitar's castle without his wife
"My wife is a cheap, vulgar s _ _t!"
Bulter "Yah, I've heard this."
Hope those are right!