YAH! I HAF HEARD ZIS
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JuniorMints — 17 years ago(January 16, 2009 07:57 PM)
LOL Monikawithak!!!
That's a great line from the movie.and if I heard you say it, I would know what you were talking about.
(unlike those other "un-fun" people who don't laugh when you say it!!!)
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childers-3 — 17 years ago(March 26, 2009 09:56 AM)
I watched this one the other night and laughed HARD. I love the line that Anne says "I bet there's not a girl floating in any jar anywhere that's as happy as I am" or something like that. This is one of my absolute favorite movies of all time. Consistently hilarious.
"Hey, I should be mad at YOU . . . now turn around."-Bender/Futurama -
dancestilmidnight — 17 years ago(March 30, 2009 02:53 AM)
I think the whole scene with the girl repeating back all the names and numbers is a scream. But my favorite line-
Dr. Brandon- Six weeks and you haven't even made love to your wife yet? No wonder you're tense.
Dr. Hfufrufurr- Dr. Brandon! The woman has just had major brain surgery! She's had ENOUGH unpleasantness!
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MrPie7 — 16 years ago(April 07, 2009 09:00 AM)
I love it when the good Dr. shocks the audience at the medical conference and they start to "Murmer". As they get louder, we realize they are actually saying "murmer". By the end of the scene, a few people have gotten to their feet and are SCREAMING: "MURMER! MURMER!!!"
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yoncenator — 16 years ago(July 25, 2009 12:10 AM)
You stole mine!
(whining) "I told them to take out the 'probably' "
"I hereby declare our marriage null and void! Ipso facto, coitus interuptus!"
The little girl in the beginning is amazing. She must have been reading but her timing is perfect!
I also love the part where he uses his hands as suction cups on the ledge but needs her spit to make it across!
There's so many great lines, reading all these posts makes me want to watch 'Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid' right now. Need to go see if there's a 'best lines' thread over there. (Don't forget your pajamas!)
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Bonjovi826 — 15 years ago(June 01, 2010 12:45 AM)
These are all so great, this movie has some of the best lines. Though perhaps my favorite, which I don't think I saw mentioned:
Inspector: "You are playing God!"
Michael: "Somebody has to!"
Also, "Get that cat outta here!" and "Into the mud, scum queen!" are quotes that I like to incorporate into my daily life as much as possible. -
paperline — 15 years ago(December 10, 2010 12:48 PM)
The scene where Dr. Necissiter tells Steve Martin, "Won't be long till you hear her say 'Take me, Take me'" Then you see Steve Martin drooling LOL I crack every time. Not exactly dialogue, but there is a drool line.
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jc1305us — 15 years ago(April 01, 2011 09:38 AM)
"These walls may look solid, but they're as thin as tissue paper!" love that line for some reason.
"Merv Griffin did not turn himself in. If you've seen him, please tell the theatre manager"
Classic Carl Reiner -
sabalon1 — 14 years ago(April 02, 2012 06:31 PM)
its a tie between that and 'into the mud scum queen'. but i have to admit just randomly insertig the scum queen one into conversation is alot less harrowing than the gorilla one lol
if it wasn't for my horse, i wouldn't have spent that year in college -
dkgambler — 13 years ago(April 24, 2012 05:29 PM)
Someone asks Dr. Hfuhruhurr how he spells his name: "It's just like it sounds, H-F-U-H-R-U-H-U-R-R, Hfuhruhurr."
Necesseter meets Hfuhruhurr for the first time:
Necesseter: "Dr Mmmmfur?"
Hfuhruhurr: {looking annoyed}. "Close"
"Damn your drunk tests are hard!"
{after Hfuhruhurr and Dolores fight about the guy touching her buttocks for money}
Dolores: "You don't want me to have a career?!
Hfuhruhurr: "You call this a career?!"
Dolores: "What are those a^^holes doing on the front lawn?"
Hfuhruhurr: {chuckles} "It's pronounced azaelas" -
rfmovie — 13 years ago(October 04, 2012 06:52 PM)
Hfuhruhur "It causes your brain to die last!"
hor "Iy don't miynd!!"
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westal_sage — 13 years ago(October 25, 2012 12:48 PM)
When are you scheduled to have your hands removed from your face?
Do you want your Tahiti Tickle flaming? No, that's for tourists.
You're the first.objectto get that right.
You still have your..brain.
Oh when Necessiter is taking him off to show him something, he tells Ann "Wait right here."
hahaha I hadn't seen this in years and my buddy kept telling me how funny it was and I need to watch it again. It's awesome - everything's funny! -
etsis — 9 years ago(September 10, 2016 01:35 PM)
Dolores: By the way, I fired Ramon yesterday.
Hfuhruhurr: Why? Ramon is such a fine man.
Dolores: He came up behind me and grabbed my breasts.
Hfuhruhurr: What?! I haven't even done that yet!
Dolores: I know. I told him that.