A Few Things I Learned from Firstborn
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Archived from the IMDb Discussion Forums — Firstborn
rbkersey — 13 years ago(January 02, 2013 07:06 AM)
- Always hide your cocaine in a cutout portion of the closet floor. Make sure to not conceal the cut portion of the carpet and leave a box of tools nearby to pry the floor open. The police serving a search warrant would never guess that anything was concealed there.
- Never try to outrun a 1980's era SUV with foglights mounted on the top.
- Never doubt Peter Weller (Sam) when he says that he plans to open a restaurant.
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halfofthetruth — 13 years ago(January 02, 2013 05:33 PM)
- Be sure when you drink a soda (i.e., Pepsi) or a beer (i.e., Budweiser) that you position the cans in such a way that the product placement is really obvious.
- Divorced moms often long for their ex-husbands to take them back.
- High school teachers are allowed to berate their overweight students by telling them to stop eating so much.
- Single moms get tired of needing to "be someone for everyone" except themselves.
- Spitting into the juice carton is a favorite pastime of quibbling brothers.
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SorcererForChrist — 9 years ago(December 20, 2016 09:28 AM)
- The next time you want to go in Jake's room, knock.
- The pizza always tastes better when you eat it at the pizza parlor. It takes like the box if you eat it at home.
- The next time you pass judgement on Sam, don't go crying to your mom like some chicken sh-t wimp. Have the balls to say it to his face.
"I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally."
W. C. Fields