100. Mike doesnt hit his sister when dads just down the hall

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dlg-73012 — 9 years ago(November 08, 2016 04:39 PM)

100. Mike doesnt hit his sister when dads just down the hall
101. Mr. Bakers suitcase is small, brown, its made of leather and has his initials on it
102. Sams only eating carrots to increase the size of her breasts
103. You can be honest with farmer Ted, but not if your going to insult him
104. Stop feeling sorry for yourself, its bad for your complexion

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robocop-37224 — 9 years ago(November 14, 2016 01:45 PM)

95. Samantha wants a "Black" Trans am and a "Pink" guy. Not the other way around.
96. Jake thinks it's "kinda cool" the way that she(Samantha Baker) always stares at him
97. Sam thinks farmer Ted is a total fag
98. there's a weird looking Chinese guy up in Mikes room
99. she prefers her grandparents to call her Samantha, not Sam
100. both sets of grandparents forgot her birthday
101. she was felt up by her grandmother

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Samsha512 — 9 years ago(November 17, 2016 10:53 AM)

88. Randy's brother paid a buck to see Sam's underwear
89. Grandpa Howard has a hernia, not a hyena
90. Jake's dad is 6'4
91. Caroline is on the pill

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robocop-37224 — 9 years ago(November 17, 2016 11:33 AM)

84. rizchecks not Ricechecks
    83)quiche is something you eat not spell
    82)just because you wear a red sweater,tan pants, and red shoes doesn't make you retarded
85. Sammy Baker Davis Jr has perky breast
86. and Grandpa Fred needs a magnifying glass to see them
87. Cliff's knocking down of the beer can tower was a smooth move
88. the Donger has a girlfriend, and he's only been there for 5 hours
89. Samantha has lived there her whole life and she has no one
90. Mike's a dork
91. Farmer Ted never bagged a babe

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MoviemanCin — 9 years ago(December 13, 2016 10:32 PM)

74. Jake wants a serious girlfriend.
75. Farmer Ted is sure he is going to interface with Caroline.
76. Farmer Ted thinks Caroline owns a church.
77. When she's stressed, Ginny takes four muscle relaxants.
78. Farmer Ted is the king of the beep
79. At Samantha's school they grade the students on dances for Gym.
80. Any halfway decent girl can rob Farmer Ted blind because he's to torqued up to say no.
81. Samantha is now sleeping in "Sofa City"
    Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar and doesn't.

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robocop-37224 — 9 years ago(December 19, 2016 08:41 AM)

66. the donger need food
    65)the donger smells like canine Cologne
67. Marlene is the dongers new AMERICAN girlfriend
68. Marlene can run the 40 in 5 flat
69. according to Long duck Dong samantha is getting married to the oily bo hunk
    61)Ginny doesn't have time to listen to Samantha's problems
    60)Grandpa Fred needs to help long duck Dong assimilate
70. Mr Baker spent $7000 on the wedding
71. Grandpa's car is in the lake..Big lake

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robocop-37224 — 9 years ago(December 23, 2016 07:06 PM)

57. Ginny has been enamored by Rudy for six months in a row
58. long duck dong does the dishes
59. long duck Dong helps with laundry
    54)both Randie and jimmy Montrose were introduced to Farmer Ted by Samantha
60. the 2 brothers want proof that Ted's been with Samantha
61. they want underpants
62. girl's underpants
63. Marlena is long duck dongs Sexy girlfriend

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Samsha512 — 9 years ago(January 12, 2017 12:21 PM)

49. Caroline is the Prom Queen
50. Female extra-terrestials have 4 tits
51. The grill alone costs 5 grand on a Rolls Royce

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kaitlyn — 1 year ago(May 01, 2024 03:31 AM)

46. A black and white filter would capture the moment perfectly
47. Jake says not to hit anything
48. Farmer Ted wants the sister to "Crank that!"
49. Don't go away, Caroline baby!
50. Ginny has a serious problem
51. If you make someone your bridesmaid, they'll sh*t all over you
52. Sam can remember lots of things
53. A girl who wears a hat is just… Vouge
54. They f*cking forgot her birthday
55. Mike doesn't want to be a smartass, he wants to be a dumbass
56. Sam loathes the bus
57. and there has to be a more dignified mode of transportation
58. According to Sam's grandma, Jake wanted sex
59. Jake can get a piece of ass whenever he wants
60. Fresh breath is a priority in Famer Ted's life

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MovieManCin2 — 1 year ago(May 01, 2024 06:15 AM)

30. That's why they call them crushes. If they were easy they'd call them something else.
31. Samantha's wish already came true.
32. Long Duk Dong no likee you yankie his wankie.
33. Long Duk Dong thought Sam had gotten married.
34. Farmer Ted wears head gear.
35. If you want to know what happened between Farmer Ted and Caroline, you have to buy the book.
36. Sam is sleeping in Sofa City.
37. Grandpa Fred found Howard's Chinaman.
38. Howard's Chinaman was three sheets to the wind.
39. The grill on A Rolls Royce costs $5,000.
40. Farmer Ted doesn't have $5,000.
    MAGA! FAFO! Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder.