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    ThudsMcBoosh — 19 years ago(May 12, 2006 04:13 PM)

    Fletch: Aren't you gonna' read me my rights?
    Cop: You have the right to remain silent. You have the right to have your face kicked in by me. You have the right to have your balls stomped on by him.
    Fletch: I'll waive my rights.

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      hartleyc26 — 19 years ago(May 16, 2006 09:35 PM)

      This is a funny scene from Fletch.
      Fletch is showing the pictures he has taken to Gail Stanwyk visiting Utah.
      "Here is Alan's signature on the file"
      "Here is the dog that tried to bite me"
      "Here is the hotel I stayed at"
      "Here is the dog again"
      "Here is my rental card"
      "Here is the Mormon Tabernacle Choir"
      I always laugh at that scene.

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        yodabarr — 19 years ago(May 28, 2006 02:46 AM)

        "Fletch, six-five; with afro:six-nine."
        Fletch is dope I remember him doing that lay-up on the Tonight Show with Johnny Carson after the movie came out

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          bizerta — 13 years ago(December 04, 2012 04:52 PM)

          1. The proctologist exam - When I had to get my first rectal exam, I was terrified, which was partly due to this move - "you got the fist in there, doc?"
            My first proctologist exam was upon entering the military. The doctor said, "You better get used to the finger exam . . . . . . But not too used to it"
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            Cardiff-Hurley — 19 years ago(June 07, 2006 05:29 PM)

            Can't remember names here so bear with me:
            "He died so suddenly."
            "He died of cancer."
            "But at the end in the hospital, it was sudden."
            "He was in intensive care for 2 weeks."
            "But when he actually died, it was so sudden."

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              docholliday725 — 19 years ago(June 08, 2006 10:48 AM)

              Doc: It was ashame about Ed
              Fletch: He died so suddenly.
              Doc: He was dying for years.
              Fletch: I know but in the end, when he actually died it was sudden!

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                  koop1975 — 19 years ago(June 13, 2006 08:52 AM)

                  Right before he gets roughed up (when they plant the drugs on him), fumbling for his keys, humming/singing:
                  "Strangers in the night, exchanging clothing
                  Strangers in my pants"
                  incredible.

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                    savagehenry42 — 19 years ago(June 21, 2006 02:47 PM)

                    "Ever seen a spleen that large?"
                    "No, not - not since breakfast."

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                      rpowers-6 — 19 years ago(June 23, 2006 08:00 PM)

                      I like when he goes "I havent properly sterilized my hands" the doctor goes "Your not gunna make this guy any sicker" The sound/facial expression Chevy makes is absolutley priceless!

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                        Fletch06 — 19 years ago(September 15, 2006 10:05 AM)

                        I couldn't chose a single favorite scene either.
                        The whole movie is non-stop hilarious.
                        For the sake of making someone laugh, how about when he was recording on the tape recorder, and there are sex sounds when he hits play!
                        LMAO!

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                          lvszooropa — 19 years ago(September 19, 2006 10:48 AM)

                          "You're not recording this, are you?"
                          "Nonever."

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                            toddgsanford — 19 years ago(September 23, 2006 06:49 AM)

                            the intreraction with doctor jellyfinger is classic
                            isnt ther a childerens book about an elephant named baabar
                            I dont know I dont have any
                            children
                            no books about elephants
                            hmm
                            I cant find anything wrong with you
                            well I am sure that its not for the lack of looking
                            the car chase is also one of my favorites

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                              honkeymofo — 18 years ago(May 31, 2007 12:05 AM)

                              "I never discuss business on a lanai(?), if you're wearing rubbers leave them outside."

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                                docholliday725 — 18 years ago(May 31, 2007 08:01 AM)

                                Stanwyk: You do own rubber gloves don't you Mr. Nugent?
                                Fletch: I lease them, with an option to buy.

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                                        PeterBlues — 17 years ago(January 30, 2009 07:24 PM)

                                        wait a minute, alote of you guys are mentioning scenes from "fletch lives" it seems, i mix it up like that sometime too. i don't confuse these togheter anymore though, becouse this has been airing constantly on showtime, and i check it out everytime. i can't get enough of this. it's so funny from start to end, i must like it alote better now than when i was a kid. then the sequal aired too, i didn't expect much of that, and found that just as hilarious or more. (as for that first time anyway, maybe couse i wasn't used to the jokes.) i mean, i had seen the sequal before, but years ago.
                                        funniest scene.. well, as i said, from start to end, one scene i like for some reason is where he goes inside the house and the angry man gaurding the house shows up.
                                        you're causing a snow storm,
                                        in my soul,
                                        in the winterland came that hot broad,
                                        in order for this storm to cause,
                                        seems like she's around, around the clock,
                                        and made this happen around the heart,
                                        snow storm, with sun shine also,
                                        pile of love on the sides,
                                        plowed around you added salt and also spice,
                                        the engine of the tractor,
                                        you switched the key and made my heart go on,
                                        in my soul, there was a still cold,
                                        you went on, and caused a snow storm.

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                                          Jimbadooboo — 17 years ago(February 04, 2009 01:54 AM)

                                          Personally, I think the Fred Dorfman dinner is the funniest
                                          ".Fred wasn't ashamed to admit to me that he had syphilis, and where he got it, how he got it. And look at him now Fred you look just great! The nose and face is back to normal.no more drooling. and hats off to Marge, his wife Six long weeks at Trembling Hills, no more alcohol or sedatives in her life."

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