Favorite Lines
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Archived from the IMDb Discussion Forums — Jumpin' Jack Flash
getback70 — 18 years ago(July 07, 2007 11:29 PM)
This is one of the funniest movies I've ever seen and it gets largely ignored. I laugh my a$$ off every time I watch it.
Favorite Lines:
"What the beep are you running here, Wild Kingdom?!"
"You can talk directly to me, a$$hole"
"I'm not stealing anything, I got a key from Jack!"
"I got mace, I got mace in my pocket!"
"No, no wait. Two lesbians! Come on Mick, beep a Duck"
"Oh this is great. 1:30 in the morning on the docks. I should just paint a $100 bill to my a$$ and scream "Victim Here", "Victim Here"
I could go on for hours with lines..
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Blubutterflyes — 18 years ago(November 07, 2007 09:33 AM)
"Find me in New York for the f@%$ing quarter"
"I'm a little black woman in a big silver box.."
"Not the crotch! Not the crothch! Not the crotch!"
"Look, a tropical fish and his mate"
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Big Dick McGee — 18 years ago(November 16, 2007 08:28 PM)
"And that's what happens when you put X-Lax in tea."
"Everytime I turn around I get this Russian bitch on my set!"
"How about I kick you so hard in the nuts that they get lodged in your beep nostrils?"
"Might as well pin a fifty-dollar bill to my ass and scream, 'Victim here!'"
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"I'm a little black woman in a big silver box!" -
AnyaAngel22 — 18 years ago(November 23, 2007 11:42 AM)
This is one of my all-time favorite movies! I need to get it on DVD.
"I got moths. Big, mutant, junkie moths."
"Mick, Mick, speak ENGLISH!"
"I'm a little black woman in a big silver box, and across the top it says phone. Help!" At the end of the whole phone-hauling scene, she says "I'll call you back." Priceless.
"Jaaaaaack, it's me again. You sheet! I'm sick of thees machine. Forget it."
"Well, personally Jack, I would never be involved with anyone who called me a sheet."
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mm-imdb-2 — 11 years ago(June 30, 2014 07:42 PM)
I know this was in 2007, but watching this with Teens, even then, probably took some explanations or was interesting to hear comments. They probably needed to know that while the internet did exist, only universities and a few companies were on it. Even people having modems wasn't very main stream so being able to chat with people around the world was actually pretty rare. Plus the complete lack of cell phones as to why she needed to use the phone booth (if they even know what phone booths are these days).
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jackknight007 — 18 years ago(January 10, 2008 02:18 AM)
Cynthia: (About the guy she met the night before) A very nice man, his name was Richard something Italian,and anyway he used to be a doctor. He said he still would be if he had smarter lawyers.
Terri: I want me a jack..I want him come back..he's taking his time..i'm busting my behind!
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hobbes-23 — 17 years ago(August 15, 2008 06:34 PM)
"KgbTHE K ************ GB?"
"Can i write kgb on the cake?"
"mr. vanmeter you seem to be moving awfully quicklyare you trying to catch a plane mr vanmeter.mr. vanmeterAHHHHHHHH "
"what is it with you people why is it everytime you see a black woman it has to be a pimp or johnwhat you think there's a lot of work down on the pier's for hookers? what do you think im down there giving Blowjobs to goldfish?" -
PeachHamBeach — 17 years ago(March 07, 2009 12:15 AM)
OMG I love some of Whoopi's lines in this movie!
She's getting tired, has been up for hours trying to decipher the lyrics of the song. "I was drowned in a blah blah blah blah! Mick Mick Mick!!!!! Speak ENGLISH!!!!" Her slurry voice was what did it for me LOL!
"Not the crotch! Not the crotch!" (the shredder scene)
"Give me my gddamn gown!" (same infamous scene)
Screaming at Garry Marshall: "There's nothing wrong with me you dumb beep Then, "What are you some kind of beep reject from BARNEY MILLER???!!!"
"I got diseases! I got sht that'll make your d*ck fall off!"
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PeachHamBeach — 17 years ago(March 07, 2009 12:36 AM)
I love the banter when the Russian aerobics lady takes over Terri's screen:
"What a woman!"
"You could crush bowling balls between those thighs!"
"Look at that big nick on her leg!"
"Don't shave with a sickle, baby!"
"I'm getting seriously aroused here!!!"
In another aerobics lady scene:
"Soviet TV uses the same satellite/frequency as this Capitalist Pig Bank!"
"Lenin would have a stroke!"
And of course:
"Every time I turn around I've got this Russian bitch on my monitor!!!!!!"
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kobrakai-1 — 16 years ago(April 08, 2009 11:50 AM)
Can't believe no one mentioned 'How would you like it if I kicked you in the nuts so hard that they get lodged in YOUR beep NOSTRILS?'
Also there's 'I got diseases! I got beep that'll make your dick fall off! I- I'm cured! I'm cured! I wanna go have a party with you guys!'
And more memorable because it was one of the few cute scenes of the film, but I also liked, 'Careful, you'll break your glasses.'
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SaveAllMyChildren — 16 years ago(April 18, 2009 07:05 PM)
"What is it with you people? Everytime you see a black woman it has to be a pimp or a john? What you think there's a lot of work down on the pier for hookers? You think I'm giving blowjobs, down there, to goldfish?".
I cracked up when I heard that line. lol