1. "F*cked if I know, Bubbaf*cked if I know."

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mcfly-31 — 19 years ago(April 22, 2006 11:00 AM)

"You unbelievable sh..ithead."
"We aint got no 'pair' (power)."

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sonofmisery — 15 years ago(June 23, 2010 01:12 PM)

And five years later I agree, this is hands down my favorite quote from the movie. "I got eggs on!" could not have been more hilariously delivered.

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phoebe4353 — 19 years ago(May 25, 2006 06:56 AM)

"Curtis, are you day-id?"

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thedevster19 — 18 years ago(September 20, 2007 01:10 PM)

After Mr. Hendershot blows up two trucks with a bazooka
Billy: "Where'd you get all that stuff?"
Joey: "Oh, we got all kinds of stuff d"
Hendershot: "Shut up, Joey
Hendershot (Turns to Billy): "Found it in my Christmas stocking, Bubba"

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bornskeptic — 18 years ago(January 12, 2008 01:29 PM)

"Damn, this movie really sucks".
Ohsorrythat was just me.

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chrisd31989 — 18 years ago(January 13, 2008 12:02 PM)

"This thang was workin' just fine a few minutes ago, and now I can't get Pete Turkey on it!"-Wanda June, the most underrated character in this movie.
Chris, Newington CT

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skizzie72-1 — 18 years ago(January 13, 2008 07:35 PM)

YO MOMMA!
IM RUNNIN THIS MONKEY FARM NOW FRANKENSTEIN! AND I WANNA KNOW WHAT THE F&$K UR DOIN WITH MY TIME!

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TheDrizzle77 — 18 years ago(January 24, 2008 01:41 AM)

"Ehh, I think I just loaded my pants."
Funny, funny movie. AC/DC adds to the fun.

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teejay17 — 18 years ago(January 25, 2008 07:10 AM)

"Yo Momma"
Priceless

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Goldwater1964 — 17 years ago(July 01, 2008 11:35 PM)

Hendershot: I don't give a ladybug!
Random trucker: The whole world's gone tits up!
Wanda: I can't get Pete Turkey on this.

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wolf_stoned — 17 years ago(July 04, 2008 01:19 PM)

when the guy is filling the truck's tank up: "There, suck on that!"
Is it wrong to love a wolf?

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Stonewall44 — 17 years ago(July 06, 2008 07:19 PM)

How about the first time we see the bible salesman when he's driving w/ that chick:
"One step at a tiiime sweet Jesus.."
The way he does that really cracks me up & when I'm driving w/ someone I like to randomly sing it the way he does.

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Goldwater1964 — 17 years ago(July 07, 2008 05:36 PM)

LOL. I do the same thing!