100 Things I Learned From MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE

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selfdestructicons — 16 years ago(July 09, 2009 09:06 AM)

14. THEY CAN'T DO THIS! WE MADE THEM!
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    http://www.youtube.com/selfdestructicons

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dani_godwin — 16 years ago(July 13, 2009 07:22 AM)

Some vehicles communicate with morse code

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her_majesty_zoe — 16 years ago(July 15, 2009 02:22 AM)

Greasy pit southern diners apparently have soiled, unmade, sheetless beds in them.

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simingsm — 16 years ago(August 04, 2009 01:23 PM)

16. Although Stephen King can write some of the best books of all time he should never attempt directing a movie ever again.and he hasn't.

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stillanotherharris — 16 years ago(August 09, 2009 05:25 PM)

17. If an ATM calls you an ass hole, tell your wife. SHE'LL do something about it!
    Sure, I keep some homemade plutonium in my pants.

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draftdubya-274-182961 — 11 years ago(May 14, 2014 04:13 AM)

You do know she's Lisa Simpson's voice

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the_sweetness1 — 16 years ago(September 29, 2009 07:36 PM)

20. Steamrollers hate little league baseball

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StuffedMannequin — 16 years ago(October 05, 2009 06:31 AM)

21. Watermelons are dangerous.
    You don't beep understand what it's like working with actors.
    -Christian Bale

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kazmi2000 — 16 years ago(December 15, 2009 04:22 PM)

22. Your catering career will not be harmed if you are on parole.
    I'm the Mary! I'M THE MARY!

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cbabyc007 — 16 years ago(December 29, 2009 04:37 AM)

"11. Bill Robinson has eggs on."
23. And Hendershot doesn't give a ladybug!

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chicagorhps — 15 years ago(April 06, 2010 06:05 PM)

Ice cream trucks hunt kids.

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rosdreamer19 — 15 years ago(May 08, 2010 06:27 PM)

26. Never mess with a bible salesman's car.
27. Car are the only electronics that won't harm you.
28. Lawnmowers like to chase after young boys.
29. If you see a bunch of trucks circling a truck stop, make sure to drive right through when you spot an opening.
30. Don't make Connie a widow on her wedding day.
31. Giving a dog a toy cop car will result in his or her death.
32. Bubba has a private shower.
33. If you see a mysterious green light covering the sky, its time to worry.

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peep4000 — 15 years ago(May 11, 2010 06:37 PM)

34. If you leave without clocking out, you won't need to clock out again.
35. Ask Curtis if he's dead if a truck narrowly misses him.

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professorfate1965 — 15 years ago(June 06, 2010 07:42 PM)

36. AC/DC makes one hell of a good soundtrack even if Stephen King can't direct a movie for sh*t.
    You're young, you're drunk, you're in bed, you have knives; s**t happens.-Angelina Jolie

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leighburne — 14 years ago(February 27, 2012 02:53 AM)

AMEN!

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MuggySphere — 15 years ago(October 20, 2010 07:34 PM)

37. Education from the road twitch ( think someone said something like that)

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RacingSith — 14 years ago(June 03, 2011 01:43 AM)

39 Deke is going to the Majors one day. He hit a ball 50 feet the other daywell Ill go ahead tell everyone not bother showing up to the draft then.
40 Lose the game = no sodas
41 Man with Hammer trumps electric knife
42 Look at that SOB he nailed it!
43 Coaches dont wear athletic supports
44 The best thing about the apocalypse.Nickels, Dimes, Cartons of Cigarettesand more free coffee than you can drink
45 If you are on or near a major highway.GET AWAY AT ONCE
46 Either youre a$$ belongs to Bubba or the state of North Carolina
47 Nothing like reading a stroke book whilst taking a mammoth dump
48 If you find your self in perilous situation the best way to deal with stress is either frig your wife or hump in the basement
49 TV and Newspapers aint gonna save this world.thats true 18 wheelers trump TV and Newspapers.
50 If Billy makes love like hero we can surmise he didnt hit it from the back.thats making love like a villain
51 When all machinery and electrics become Self Aware this also means that associated chords and headphone wires are a strangulation threatriiiiiiiigggggght?
52 Bill is sending Curtis a friend
53 Curtis needs to stop this foolishnesstry another kind Curt!
54 If you think Billys hands are blistered you should see Curtiss middle finger
55 Nothing brings closure on the death of a loved one like shooting up a drive thru speaker
56 Russian Weather satellites just happened to be equipped with Nuclear Weaponwhat a happy coincidence