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    Hershe — 15 years ago(August 18, 2010 06:22 PM)

    "Ya know, stick your ass out, bug the eyes."
    Bwahaha!
    I also love the jive instructor (same guy) in the Black Acting School commercial. "Jive turkey muthaf*@$a!"
    Hilarious!

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      Jyveturkey — 15 years ago(August 18, 2010 08:33 PM)

      "Jive turkey muthaf*@$a!"
      Gets me every time. They don't write lines like that anymore. Too PC.
      Go
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        Hershe — 15 years ago(August 18, 2010 10:19 PM)

        No, they don't write lines like that anymore because "jive ass turkey" has been replaced with less hostile terms like "bitch-ass n***a." sarcasm alert
        This is a damn funny comedy but it's a satirical work. The jive turkey sh9t was funny because it was so ridiculous and played on stereotypes of Blackness in tv and film.
        Who's too P.C.? What is P.C. anyway, being mindful and sensitive to the experience of marginalized, often powerless groups? It's not a matter of being "PC," a term that immediately raises my brow because it's mostly used pejoratively, but one of no one caring enough or having the balls or ovaries to take people to task over the crap on screen today. Since Hollywood Shuffle, I can think of three films that addressed the buffoonery pushed and propagated by the tv/film and music industries: Bamboozled, CB4, and Fear of a Black Hat.
        "I ain't be got no weapon!"

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          249 — 15 years ago(September 03, 2010 07:20 AM)

          the jive turkey aint be got no weapon stuff is funny because it's based on blaxploitation era slang
          it was dated and not even true to the characters.nobody talked like that but some script writer felt that this was authentic "street dialogue"

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            RobBase086-1 — 13 years ago(December 29, 2012 06:26 PM)

            Yes you are correct about that.

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              RobBase086-1 — 13 years ago(December 29, 2012 06:24 PM)

              You are completely correct about that!

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                RobBase086-1 — 13 years ago(December 29, 2012 06:25 PM)

                What I mean is everything you stated.

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                  RobBase086-1 — 13 years ago(December 29, 2012 06:23 PM)

                  Like I have stated many times before "Politically Correctness" has helped but made things worse though.

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                    RobBase086-1 — 13 years ago(December 29, 2012 06:21 PM)

                    Yes that is also some pretty funny lines there all right.

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                      sub_text749 — 14 years ago(July 16, 2011 08:56 PM)

                      why you gotta pull a knife, I ain't be got no weapon!
                      "Don't say coke or freebase either, unless you got some"

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                        RobBase086-1 — 13 years ago(December 29, 2012 06:27 PM)

                        That is another good line there in the movie.

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                          Smush Master — 14 years ago(September 22, 2011 06:27 PM)

                          Do 50 bullets in your ass make your day?

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                            prettyD2368 — 14 years ago(September 27, 2011 04:20 PM)

                            The "I Ain't Be Got No Weapon" line was funnest when it was said by the little short guy. I think his name was Bobby.

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                              RobBase086-1 — 13 years ago(December 29, 2012 06:28 PM)

                              Yes it was funny all right!

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                                RobBase086-1 — 13 years ago(December 29, 2012 06:27 PM)

                                Yeah that is also good too!

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                                  DSo1976 — 14 years ago(March 15, 2012 09:04 AM)

                                  Hands down, the best line in the movie is this: "I believe this movie. A dude could jump off a mountain and not hurt himself, 'cause he did brace himself, and knew something about the levels of gravitivity and polarity."
                                  WTF is "gravitivity"????
                                  "You're going to need a bigger boat." - Chief Brody

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                                    RobBase086-1 — 13 years ago(December 29, 2012 06:30 PM)

                                    True about that!

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                                      anxiety attack — 13 years ago(April 14, 2012 10:35 PM)

                                      "I ain't be got no weapon!"

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                                        hutch5859 — 13 years ago(October 02, 2012 01:25 AM)

                                        I loved when Dirty Larry pulled the gun out and the guy asked him, "How much did it cost?"

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                                          RobBase086-1 — 13 years ago(December 29, 2012 06:30 PM)

                                          Yeah that is a good line there for Dirty Larry. LOL

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