Favorite Lines..
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Belletrist0 — 21 years ago(February 08, 2005 02:12 PM)
Nikki
: My bus doesn't leave for a half hour and I can't go back to Philly without any presents for my mom she thinks I've been shopping.
Loudon
: Shopping? For four years?
Nikki
: Uh-huh. So I can't exactly go back empty-handed because it isn't very nice.Nikki
: Look, it'll take us a half an hour, max. Ten minutes to get there, five minutes to make the connection. We'll be there in plenty of time to make the 1:45 and you'll never see me again, except maybe in your dreams.
Loudon
: Nightmares. Nightmares is the word you're looking for, Miss Finn.Reporter
: Do you feel that you're being exploited as women?
Bridesmaid
: I don't understand the question!
Reporter
: Have you developed a relationship with your captors? Do you find yourself physically attracted to them?
Bridesmaid
: Ooh, gross!Preacher
: If there's anyone here who knows any reason why these two should not be married
Nikki
: Yeah!
Shocked guest
: Oh!
Shocked guest
: Oh!
Nikki
: I got two reasons. The bride's father is an embezzler and a murderer. See, my ex-boyfriend Johnny Scatelli found out he was skimmin' money off the trust fund that his firm is handling, so he hired two goons named Benny and Raul to hit Johnny and they stuffed him in the trunk of my car. And I took the fall and did four years in the slammer, while this guy, the creep of the eighties, went free!
Shocked guest
: No!
Nikki
: And the second reason the groom is in love with me.
Mr. Worthington
: She's crazy! Look how she's dressed! She can't prove a word of it! -
MerQsheo22 — 21 years ago(March 23, 2005 10:35 AM)
Louden (to Nikki) - You stole from Cartier!
Nikki - Louden, they want you to steal this stuff. Stores like that deal in diamonds, they dont want that stolen so they put stuff like this (cigarette case) out for people to steal. Yeah, its what they call in business a "loss leader" -
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dfsf333 — 20 years ago(October 11, 2005 10:46 AM)
Not a line but how about when Louden wakes up in the hospital room and he's trying to get out but he can't get the door open and he's going crazy and then the nurse comes over and just pushes it. And then he runs outside screaming "TAXI!" when there's one right there.
And for some reason the dock worker's answer to what Murray eats always cracks me up.
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paint_it_green — 20 years ago(October 24, 2005 12:15 PM)
http://www.livejournal.com/users/aunt_floss_vids/ - I'm getting rid of a bunch of posters from this movie.
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MerQsheo22 — 20 years ago(January 06, 2006 06:11 PM)
Nikki (to Louden who is on cell phone) - "Who are you talking to? Who are you talking to at a time like this? I am Nikki Finn, I will know vengenceI WILL NOT BE DENIED! (fires rounds from a hand gun into the sky as they speed away)