Who's in Your Dead Pool?
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rikthadik_ripplei — 20 years ago(September 04, 2005 07:42 PM)
OK. Can't resist.
- Paris Hilton. Oh yeah. She's rich and famous for being rich and famous! I have never seen anyone, ANYONE, less deserving of fame. When the public finally tires of her, the wheels will come off no pun intended. And guess what? She's not even good looking. What a trashy, slutty chick.
- Little Jon. You no talent sack of s hit. And if that doesn't float your boat, you can substitute any of the so called "rappers" making ten minute toss off beats, writing ten minute toss off lyrics, getting rich because teenage kids are too dumb to know what good rap music sounds like, then acting like they own the world and everything in it. Go to sleep, ho. Die, beep die.
- Owen Wilson. What a goddamn goofball. All the same stupid ass mannerisms and tics in every "comedic" role he plays, that f ucking irritating nasal drone, explained by the fact that his nose looks like an uncooked Thanksgiving turkey. Fag.
- Chris Kattan. If I need to explain this please, tell me I don't have to explain this. Substitute Jimmy Fallon if you wish. I
- Michael Bay. Purveyor of some of the s hittiest films ever committed to celluloid. Pretentious, egotistical f ucking hack. Films with edits every second and a half literally make me want to strangle people. Who can stand that? Who watches this? Good God. But sometimes justice does roll around- no matter where you are in the world right now, if you listen close enough, you can hear "The Island" TANKING.
Signatures are for people who can't handle not having signatures.
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Angel_litos — 20 years ago(September 18, 2005 04:54 PM)
To shoot IN A WEEK (cool Dirty Harry isn't in the force anymore ;P)
1.Adam Sandler (for ALL this BAD,BAD,BAD movies)
2.the drummer guy from "Late Night with Conan O'Brien" (ANNOYING!!!!!)
3.Cedric,the Entertainer;Will Smith;Martin Lawrence (3 for a prize of 1)
4.Hulk Hogan (his reality show SUCKS!!)
5.Ben Affleck (one BULLET for each crap movie"Pearl Harbor","Dare Devil","Gigli","Sum of All Fears","Armageddon",etc,etc) -
jamesnelson417 — 20 years ago(September 30, 2005 11:41 PM)
My Dead Pool are these fools to kill in a week for comedic purpose:
- 50 cent: Never liked the bulletproof vest wearing stooge, never will.
- Miss Piggy: Even though she's a fake, the public looks at this foam body as a work of art. Excel Excel and Misaki from "Excel Saga" can challenge her, shoot the ham up, and cook her anytime.
- When that other dude talks about all reality stars should be killed, you got an exception: Donald Trump. He owns every damn thing! Send Vegeta to the boardrooom and he'll Galick Gun the hell outta him before the Don can say his catchphrase, and the Z Warriors will take over Trump's monopolies.
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mortgagemanmike2003 — 20 years ago(November 25, 2005 04:41 PM)
All right, I've been away for a while and I see we had some posts. I don't think anybody had any 'real' selections.
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Anyway, there was some funny comments.. -
openstorage — 20 years ago(December 03, 2005 12:27 PM)
My five:
Chris Evans - Much loved DJ and Telly presenter over here in the UK. Dunno why, he's a borderline pedophile and absolute tosser. I did get chance to call him a tosser to his face once actully. I'm quite happy about that
George W Bush Jr - I wish he's choked to death on that bloody pretzel!
Michael Jackson - Pedo, creepy, nuff said!
Anna Nicole Smith - Braindead already, just needs the job finishing!
Jade Goddie - Irritating nobody who became famous after her appearence on Big Brother (UK) a few years ago. She's possible THE most irritating, minging and stupidest person on the face of the planet. -
dontdropthesoap84 — 20 years ago(January 04, 2006 09:37 AM)
1 Paris Hilton: As said earlier in this thread, shes famous for doing absolutely nothing. Ugh.
2. Lil Bow Wow: Stupid kid.
3. Massari: Poser tough guy.
4.Omarosa: Saw her on surreal life season five, what a bitch.
5. Any one from simple plan: Annoying artists with poser anthems. -
The_Blu_Ray_Penguin — 19 years ago(April 11, 2006 08:58 PM)
Tom Cruise
Bobcat Golthwait (sp?)
Paris Hilton
Britney Spears
Oprah
(insert talentless teeny bopper no brain sheep herder here)
Warcraft Nerds
George Bush Sr. AND Jr.
Elton John
Dennis Rodman
Jessica Simpson
50 Cent
And most other brain dead pop poop poseurs.
Oh, and the entire "It's hip to be a filthy rich Hollywood Scientologist" Crew..