AFCW quotes = Your Faves
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saucyminxx — 20 years ago(July 02, 2005 04:31 AM)
Archie: Your brother didn't bring you here this time, did he?
Wanda: No.
Archie: He's no idea?
Wanda: He doesn't have a clue.
Archie: What?
Wanda: He's so dumb
Archie: Really?
Wanda: he thought that the Gettysburg Address was where Lincoln lived.
Otto: I love robbing the English, they're so polite.
[Archie has put his gun down to fist fight with Otto]
Archie: I used to box for Oxford.
Otto: Oh, yeah? Well
[Otto quickly picks up Archie's gun, and points it at him]
Otto: I used to kill for the CIA.
Otto: You really like animals don't you, Ken? What's the attraction.
Ken: Well, you can t-t-trust them and they don't sh-sh-sh-sh
Otto: beep on you?
Ken: Show off all the t-time.
Archie: [to Wanda] How could a bright and smart girl like you have a brother who is so
Otto: [coming between them] Don't call me stupid!
Otto: Nice fish, Ken. You know what Nietzsche said about animals? "They were God's second blunder."
Wanda: I looked at the clock because I was saying to myself Its five to seven, where could he be going with that sawed off shotgun?
Archie: You're going to shoot me?
Otto: [in a pompous, English accent] Yep, 'fraid so, ol' chap! Sorry!
And now listen little child, to the man on crack -
j-bowhay-pringle-1 — 20 years ago(July 05, 2005 05:09 AM)
Otto: Apes don't read philosophy
Wanda: No, Otto, they do (looks hard at Otto), they just don't understand it!
Wanda: and the London Underground is not a political movement!
Ken: The CaCaCaCaCaCaCCC
Archie: Oh, for God's sake!
Otto:you have great bones and dress really interestingly. Can I kiss you?
Ken: (without any hint of a stutter) Oh, no you beep well can't! -
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IridescentTranquility — 20 years ago(January 30, 2006 09:20 AM)
The Gettysburg Address was a speech made by President Abraham Lincoln on 19 Nov 1863, when the National Cemetary at Gettysburg, Pennsylvania was dedicated.
You wouldn't know a joke if it got up and gave you a haircut - Edmund Blackadder -
RParmly-3 — 15 years ago(August 08, 2010 07:51 PM)
Too many to count. But I really love the scene at the end with Otto in the cement, Archie in the barrel and Ken driving the truck.
Otto: "YOU DON'T HAVE THE GUTS, KENNY!"
Kenny keeps driving towards him
Otto: "OKAY, OKAY, YOU HAVE THE GUTS!"
I love it when a plan comes together. -
connie-corleone — 19 years ago(May 08, 2006 08:22 AM)
OMG, I forgot the Oh look the Queen one
OMG, laughing too hard again!
But truly, my fave line?
When Archie looks at Jammie, and tells her she is the most beautiful (etc etc) girl he has ever seen.
I fell in love with Archie in that moment.
How this guy can go from humor to totallll sincerity in a heart beat kills me! I mean he IS SO GOOD?
ANd he looks kinda cute with his underwear on his head too.
OMG, laughing so hard
When he grabs the pic, of the woman he is talking to, to sheild his privy parts, and with all the outrage and his court room voice telling them to GET OUT, hahahahahahahaha!
AUGURI! -
luckyturtle33 — 20 years ago(July 24, 2005 01:57 PM)
Otto: What does he want you to do, do her shopping, send her flowers, show her a good time rub her out He wants you to rub her out? Hes going to kill her ahahaha!!
Ken: Wh-whats so funny?
Otto: Nothing, its just that wasting old ladies isnt nice.
Ken: Well its better than b-b-b-buggering people.
Otto: I bet you a pound you wont kill her.
Ken: Alright.
Otto: I love watching your @$$ when you walk, is that beautiful or what!? Dont go near him hes MINE! -
SgtLennon — 20 years ago(July 26, 2005 06:15 PM)
Otto: You know your problem? You don't like winners.
Archie: Winners?
Otto: Yeah. Winners.
Archie: Winners, like North Vietnam?
Otto: Shut up. We didn't lose Vietnam. It was a tie.
Archie: [going into a cowboy-like drawl] I'm tellin' ya baby, they kicked your little ass there. Boy, they whooped yer hide REAL GOOD. [
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"It takes more than going down to your local video and renting Easy Rider to be a rebel" -
anonymous124 — 20 years ago(July 30, 2005 08:56 AM)
Otto: SHUT UP! WE DIDN'T LOSE VIETNAM! IT WAS A TIE!
Archie: (in cowboy drawl) I'm tellin you baby, they kicked yer little ass there! Boy, they wupped yer hide REAL GOOD!
Otto: Hello, K K K Ken's P P Pets! Wake up blimey fish!
Guy: We mortaged this house last weekend.
Archie: Err well that changes things a little bit now, doesn't it.
Wanda: I knew the time because I was looking at the clock and thinking to myself, where could he be going at five to nine with that sawed off shotgun?
Otto: You don't have the guts to kill me
(Ken keeps driving)
Okay, you do have the guts to kill me