AFCW quotes = Your Faves
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Argyle_Smurf — 20 years ago(February 02, 2006 04:51 AM)
"ew! Avoid the green ones. They aren't ripe yet."
"The London Underground is not a political movement"
"Winners, like.North Vietnam?"
Those were the best
"For years I thought the club's name was Partick Thistle nil" Billy Connelly -
pyke6 — 20 years ago(February 11, 2006 02:49 AM)
Otto: You know what your problem is? You don't like winners.
Archie: Winners, likeNorth Vietnam?
Otto: We did not lose Vietnam! It was a tie!
Archie: (exaggerated American accent) Oh, I'm tellin' you boy they kicked yer little arse thereBOY they whupped yer hide REAL GOOD!
Otto: No they didn't.
Archie: Oh yes they did.
Otto: No they didn't.
Archie: OH yes THEY DID!
Otto: OH NO THEY DIDSHUT UP!
Lemon curry?! -
bearlax5 — 20 years ago(February 16, 2006 07:23 AM)
One of my favorite lines is when Archie and Otto meet up in the airport:
Otto: What are you going to kill me like a dog? If you wanna fight me then lets fight like men. (throwing his fists up)
Archie: (dropping the gun and putting his fists up) I'll have you know I used to box for Oxford.
Otto: (circling around, picks up the gun) Oh yea, well I used to kill for the CIA -
AiZinger — 20 years ago(February 27, 2006 02:30 AM)
I haven't seen the movie in a while, butone of my favorites are what Wendy says to Otto
"Not unless your congenitally insane or irretrievably stupid, no.. "
" Two languages in one head? No one can live at that speed " -
coventrycitynil — 19 years ago(April 23, 2006 09:20 AM)
Otto: "I like you Ken, you have wonderful bones, great eyes and you dress really interestingly. We could have some fun together you and I. May I kiss you Ken?"
Ken: "NO YOU beep CAN'T!!"
Otto: JUST A PECK?!?"
Wanda: now let me correct you on a few things otto, Aristotle was not Belgian, the central message of Buddism is not everyman for himself, and the London underground is not a political movement, those are all mistakes otto, i looked them up"
"What? The Curtains?" -
aimot — 19 years ago(April 27, 2006 12:14 PM)
Airline employee : Aisle or winddow, smoking or non?
Otto : What was the part in the middle?
Otto and Wanda found that jewels are not in the safe
Otto: okokDISAPPOINTED!!! What do you have to do in this world to make people trust you?! -