"He's a defective from Cuba."

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jenld1029-2 — 12 years ago(July 01, 2013 10:14 AM)

It is subtle, but cracks me up every time when Willie gets to first base in the opening game and the first baseman asks him where he thinks he is going.
Wllie: taking my first steps toward the hall of fame.
First baseman: My a$$

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bankdawg — 12 years ago(July 13, 2013 01:25 PM)

the first regular season game vs the yankees. heywood's first at bat he asks jake what he's doing here. jake says. "ahh, couldnt cut it in the mexican league"

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bigcat20 — 12 years ago(July 17, 2013 01:33 PM)

"hows your wife and my kids"

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ColonelFaulkner — 12 years ago(July 28, 2013 10:40 AM)

'They're $h!tty'.
"Yeeha, just like f%^cking Saigon eh slick"?
"I was in junior high dickhead"!

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PulpFrellingDude — 12 years ago(September 09, 2013 03:26 AM)

Want me to drag him out of here, kick the beep out of him?

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Shaftaire_of_Astora — 12 years ago(November 02, 2013 03:00 PM)

You trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?

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bigcat20 — 12 years ago(January 11, 2014 05:43 PM)

I saw your wife at the free lounge, hell of a dancer you must be very proud

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Splarne — 12 years ago(January 26, 2014 06:52 PM)

"You trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?"
i think this one line inspired the Ricky Bobby character.

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PKLarkins — 12 years ago(January 13, 2014 04:25 PM)

"We shoulda got a live chicken."

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bigcat20 — 12 years ago(January 14, 2014 10:40 AM)

Look Dorn if you want to be an interior decorator now thats none of my business but some of us still need this team.

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mjack421 — 12 years ago(March 06, 2014 08:42 AM)

"Lou, you better make it real clear to this little lady that I'm not about to take his beep
"Shut up Dorn."
LMAO
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MichaelDavid94 — 12 years ago(March 29, 2014 12:36 AM)

"Look at this F*&^ing guy"
"Well, you might run like Hayes, but you hit like sh!t."
"They tell us you're a pitcheryou're sure not much of a dresser. We wear caps and sleaves, at this level, son."
"Vaughn, as juvenile delinquent in the off-season"
"Juuuust a bit outside. He tried the corner and missed."
That's my top five, but too many in the movie to mention them all!

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BJSmith81 — 11 years ago(April 16, 2014 07:51 PM)

"COME ON Dorn, get in front of the damn ball! Don't give me this " ole' " bullsh*t!"

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gwnightscream — 11 years ago(June 14, 2014 04:46 PM)

My favorites
"Look At This beep Guy!"
"This Guy Here is Dead, Cross Him Off Then!"
"Christ I Can't Find It, The Hell With It?

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nutsberryfarm — 11 years ago(June 15, 2014 08:34 AM)

this isn't the california penal league, vaughn, we're professionals here!
today's special: shrimp ceviche!

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JoeyAbs — 11 years ago(June 15, 2014 05:16 AM)

Up your butt, Jobu!

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Shade2 — 11 years ago(June 20, 2014 07:14 AM)

"Jesus Christ Cerano!"
"Have to wake up bats!"
and
"Hats for bats"
"Well she turned me in to a newt! I got better."

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kinznk — 10 years ago(April 11, 2015 07:37 PM)

I don't know. I got a guy on the other line about a set of white walls.
Ball 4. Ball 8. Ball 12. The patience these guys have to lay off those pitches.
We've got uniforms and everything, it's really great.

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cadeduelg — 10 years ago(April 13, 2015 05:28 PM)

"Is very bad to steal Jobu's rumis verrry bad."