Greatest line ever?

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nielw — 12 years ago(January 13, 2014 10:08 PM)

Supplies!
Mirror inspector is a job I could really see myself doing.

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Vega_Lyra — 12 years ago(March 17, 2014 10:39 AM)

"I'd like a steak, medium rare."
Conquer your fear, and I promise you, you will conquer death.

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oracle19 — 11 years ago(June 07, 2014 09:27 PM)

"Aww, did I do that? Oopsie!"

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TolerancEJ — 11 years ago(July 03, 2014 03:25 PM)

Change? Ya got change Mister?
~ George gives him coins.
~ The homeless man counts and gives George back one dollar bill.

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the_pants — 11 years ago(July 13, 2014 04:27 PM)

After 15 years they just toss me out like an old bag of mouldy tangerines.

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cdz6969 — 11 years ago(September 29, 2014 02:40 PM)

Do you call this a # 2 pencil?
But Dad
SHUT UP!!!
Jesus would support Universal Health Care

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TolerancEJ — 11 years ago(March 11, 2015 12:46 PM)

Whenever someone makes a joke that's not really funny, I usually do the fake laugh of Fletcher's son/staff.

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ZeoRangerFive — 11 years ago(January 11, 2015 08:54 PM)

My favorite part really isn't a line per se, it's the part where they're watching Raul's Animal Kingdom with that super confused look and they're like "Where'd you find this guy?", "Me? I thought you hired him". It's just the idea that this guy is on their channel and no one knows where he came from or how he got on the air.
Dragonzord! Mastodon! Pterodactyl! Triceratops! Saber Toothed Tiger! Tyrannosaurus!

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speedfische — 11 years ago(February 11, 2015 07:32 AM)

"What do you think RJ Fletcher Sr. would say if he were alive today?"
"Help! Help! Let me out of this box - I can't breathe in here! Help!"

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SinisterGrin — 11 years ago(March 23, 2015 11:21 PM)

"On the next Town Talk: Nazi lesbian hookers abducted by UFOs and forced into weight-loss programs!" chair bashes head

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SheldonCooper_Bazinga — 10 years ago(July 19, 2015 06:13 PM)

My favourite scene was the blind guy trying to solve the Rubik's cube.
"Is this it?"
"No."
"Is this it?"
"No."
"Is this it?"
"No."

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AlanMyerson — 10 years ago(August 03, 2015 05:35 PM)

"Sex with furniture, what do you think?"

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!!!deleted!!! (12526472) — 9 years ago(August 22, 2016 04:30 AM)

SUPPLIES!

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Filmbuff29 — 3 years ago(March 27, 2023 08:31 PM)

Oh, Joel Miller, you've just found the marble in the oatmeal. You're a lucky, lucky, lucky little boy. 'Cause you know why? You get to drink from… the FIRE HOOOOOSE!