Favorite moment
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lschobest — 19 years ago(November 22, 2006 10:56 AM)
So many good parts, but here are 2 of my favs:
R.J. Fletcher: If you took their combined I.Q., and multiplied it by a hundred, you might have enough intelligence to tie your shoe, if you didn't drool all over yourself first!
Stanley Spadowski: Life is like a mop. Sometimes life gets full of dirt and crud and hairballs and things and you gotta clean it out. You gotta stick it in here and rinse it off and start all over again. And sometimes life sticks to the floor so much that a mop, a mop, it's not good enough. You gotta get down there with like a toothbrush, you know, and you gotta really scrub 'cause you gotta get it off. But if that doesn't work, you can't give up. You gotta stand right up. You gotta run to a window and say, "These floors are dirty as hell, and I'm not gonna take it any more!" -
Home-Brewed — 19 years ago(November 26, 2006 08:12 AM)
It's hard for me to say which one is my favorite, since there are so many funny/silly moments But, I will have to go with the guy with the tablesaw That just makes me crack up every time.
"Would you look at that?! Just call me Mr. Butterfingers. Is my face red?"
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jwllover4080 — 19 years ago(November 27, 2006 07:22 PM)
the Whole Uncle Nutsey sequence, and town talk as well.
"ROADMAPS!"
"STUPID! You're so STUPID!"
"Badgers? We don't need no stinking badgers!"
i never even caught the Supplies gag when i was watching it, but now that's one of my favorites. -
safex11 — 19 years ago(November 29, 2006 05:58 AM)
Cause you know? Life is like a mop. And sometimes life gets full of dirt and crud and hairballs and things, and you gotta clean it out. You got to stick in here and rinse it off and start all over. And sometimes you need to get down on your knees with a toothbrush and really scrub cause you gotta get it off! you gotta get it off! And if that doesn't work, you gotta stand up, run to your nearest window and yell
HEY!! THESE FLOORS ARE DIRTY AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANY LONGER!
"My, where did you get that lovely spatula?" -
GundersonRocks — 19 years ago(December 05, 2006 05:43 PM)
Although it isn't THE funniest part, I couldn't help but giggle when Stanley shot the head thug with staples and the stuck to his face. The funny part of this was when the thug was threatening Weird Al's life, and all Al does is randomly reach out and pull a staple off his face! Ha ha!
All of the Raul scenes are just brilliant.
Spatula City
Conan the Librarian
The funniest part is where Al's talking with all of the sadistic people, like the KKK man and the crazed chainsaw killer. There are all of these phcycos and then there's the random little girl with the creepy smile that never goes away! Classic! -
hansonrh — 19 years ago(February 06, 2007 05:04 PM)
Some of the best moments are the most subtle moments.
- When the arm comes out of the wall, faintly in the background you can hear Kuni sreaming angrily.
- R.J. Fletcher: "What would R.J. Sr. say if he were alive today?"
Richard: "Help! Let me out of this box! I can't breathe! Help!" - The Bum asking for change and giving George a dollar bill.
- George's answering machine message to Teri.
- Stanley get caught in R.J. office, and the lead thug says "Don't even think about it. Don't even breathe." Stanley ever-so-slightly holds his breath.
- Stanley: "What's the wrong, George?"
George: "You don't wanna know."
Stanely: "Then why'd I ask?" - Bob: "Do you mind!?"
Stanley: "No, I don't mind. Go, go right ahead. Dodo you mind, George?" - Sy Greenblum: "Hello, my name is Sy Greenblum: President of Spatula City. I liked their spatulas so muchI bought the company." [Notice his face when he says "bought". Priceless.]
- Blind Guy: "Is this it?"
Bum: "Nope!"
Blind Guy: "Is this it?"
Bum: "Nope!" - The Rambo parody, Stanley is locked in a cage with a fence latch. He could have flipped it up whenever he wanted. Silly Stanley.
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LongLiveArrDev — 19 years ago(February 18, 2007 05:27 PM)
Howdy Friends, it's crazy Ernie from Crazy Ernies Used Car Emporium. It's a giant supermarket of cars. I've got so many cars, people come up to me and say 'Hey! Crazy Ernie, where'd you get all those cars?' Lookie here, I've got red cars, I've got green cars, I've got enough cars to choke a CAMEL. Tell you what, friends. If nobody comes down here and buys a car from me in the next 10 minutesI'M GONNA CLUB THIS BABY SEAL!!! That's right, I'm gonna club this seal to make a better deal, and you know I'll do it because I'm craaaaazzzy Ernie.
That and the whole Rambo scenario.friggin hilarious!!!