Things I learned from Hard to Kill
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Argyle302 — 12 years ago(November 04, 2013 09:10 PM)
Strom shoves the shotgun barrell in his mouth, and a split second later Senator Trent has a blood ring around his mouth, like he goofed up trying to put lipstick on. It looked like "third grade" stuff. Why not just run a trickle of blood down his lower lip?!
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tj1984 — 19 years ago(April 06, 2006 07:41 AM)
I learned..
- Fat bald guys who run little quickie marts would make a good porno.
- They also hate the Oscars.
- Chuck Mangione is great music after kicking ass.
- You hairline is magically restored since your last film.
- Aikido is the ultimate form of Street Fighting.
- Seagal has no muscle.
- Christian Tissier should of been in this movie.
- Benching the bar is difficult when you weigh 200 lbs.
- Getting blasted at point blank with a double barrel shotgun doesn't kill you. It just puts you in a peaceful coma for seven years
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wheels128 — 19 years ago(May 04, 2006 12:04 AM)
- After being in a coma for seven years, you can easily escape a trained killer by maneouvering your hospital bed through a hospital with a broomstick.
- Trained killers don't actually kill their targets, they just shout "I'm gonna get you, Storm!" again and again and again.
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Nakrophile — 19 years ago(June 05, 2006 04:59 PM)
When surrounded in a public place by multiple assailants brandishing guns, the best course of action would be to kick a man through a window. And then throw him through another.
beep you and die" is the best pre-death one liner ever. -
liamolf — 19 years ago(June 05, 2006 05:08 PM)
That if you are best friends with Steven Segal, you can raise his child for seven years, cover up his feigned death, give up your career and die trying to protect his son for him, and in end he won't give a toss
"I got one! I fackin' got one!"
"What do you want, a fackin' sweetie?! Keep shooting ya' beep -
Travis-Hahn — 19 years ago(August 12, 2006 09:51 AM)
-Trained killers will openly murder people in a crowded hospital without blinking an eye. They will not however make any attempt to prevent an elevator door from closing.
-It's impossible to stop an elevator door from closing
-If a man has information and video footage that would put you in prison it's best to let him sleep helplessly in a coma for seven years. Only when he awakes and is capable of escape should you finally committ to having him killed.
-When a trained killer is tracking an individual he's been trying to kill for seven years punching out a male nurse takes precedent over finishing off the man you were sent to kill.
-In hospitals televisions turn themselves on to reveal the days current events, only to inexplicably turn themselves off 15 seconds later.
-It's possible to exit a building from the exact same side in the exact same room 30 seconds after that room was riddled with machine gun fire without attractin the attention of the people trying to kill you.
-Squinting your eyes will prevent 99% of the bullets flying at your windshield from penetrating the vehicle.
-Even in the United States it's common for police personel to chase individuals through crowded shopping centers with guns blazing. If the a corrupt senator's personal hitsquad wants to tag along that's OK too.
-The quickest way to enter a mall is undoubtably to go through the fountain of water in front of the building.
-A man will retain a robust penis size even after being impotent for a seven year period.
-It's common when remodelling a house for carpenters to simply fold up an ironing board and paint over it. This allows for quick access to any long lost antiques, time capsules or surveillance equipment to be easily retrieved many years later.
-Carjackers willingly accept vehicles which have been riddled with bullets.
-Breaking a mans neck in public is unlikely to attract any police presence.
-Penetrating the compound of a United States Senator who is currently in danger of being killed is quite simple really. Just go through the unlocked windows in the basementthey lead straight to the game room.
-Never hand Steven Seagal a pool cue, especially if he asks. -
BartSmith85 — 13 years ago(July 30, 2012 05:20 PM)
-If a man has information and video footage that would put you in prison it's best to let him sleep helplessly in a coma for seven years. Only when he awakes and is capable of escape should you finally committ to having him killed.
Actually, they didn't know he was alive. -
kstenbch — 12 years ago(September 12, 2013 12:40 PM)
Why don't you actually watch the movie. This time, shut up and actually listen and pay attention. This movie came out before Kill Bill and many of the other cops movies of the 90s and 2000s. Stop reflecting upon it like it came out today. It makes you sound stupid. They thought he was dead until the nurse called Internal Affair when Storm woke up. This is standard procedure when someone wakes up from a coma. Look up their info. and notify someone.
Elevator doors have smooth surfaces, so their is no way to stop it from closing. Most elevators don't have handles on the outside. If you do stick your hand inside, that crunch you will hear is your hand being smashed when the heavy elevator door closes. Elevator doors weigh about 50-100 pounds, so by all means, stick your hand in the door. Pressing the button may or may not stop the door from closing, and if the button inside has been pressed, it may go up anyway. This will all take a few seconds.
Most of the non-uniformed cops in the movie are corrupt cops that work for Calidreze (the mob boss) and now Vernon Trent. They're not super cops. They don't have survival training. Most of Seagal's characters in his movies are cops with military and survival training. His fellow cops, especially the ones coming after him rarely have the same training. -
Monknificent — 9 years ago(October 07, 2016 03:44 PM)
When breaking into the presumably heavily guarded mansion of a rich, corrupt senator by doing a spot of impromptu wall scaling, make sure you do it dressed in the three-piece suit you used earlier as cover of respectability to get inside your old house; whatever you do, DO NOT remove your blazer for ease of movement.
When faced with four of said corrupt senator's men inside his house, whom you should expect to be on high alert and carrying concealed handguns, put away your own gun so you can engage them in hand-to-hand combat - you know, to give them a chance. Even though you intent to kill them anyway.
"It's too late Always has been, always will be
Too late." -
ThingyBlahBlah3 — 19 years ago(August 17, 2006 08:51 AM)
Nice!
- It's possible to get third billing in a Seagal movie even if you're only in it for five minutes (Cheers, Bill Sadler! And don't feel bad about leaving this one off your resume).
- All bad guys have the 'evil' gene; for some unknown reason, it also causes osteoporosis at a young age, which is why their arms and legs break so easily.
- Low-level thugs never change jobs over a seven-year period; hence, everybody who worked for Trent in 1982 still works for him in 1989.
- There are no penalties for beating the living hell out someone and then slowly strangling them to death in a public place. And the people who are watching will instinctively root for the good guy and boo the bad guy, even though they shouldn't know which one is which. And it's not in bad taste to take a moment to reunite with your long-lost son while standing over the dead body of a guy you just killed in front of him.
- For that matter, you can also break into a senator's house, kill his employees (including a police captain!), and hold the senator himself at gunpoint while you smack him around and threaten to castrate him, and when the cops show up, they won't arrest you or even detain you for questioning.
- However, if a hostage situation ensues, the police negotiator will allow the situation to drag out for a few minutes before revealing that he's seen the tape that exonerates the hostage-taker.
- Bad movies can be more entertaining than good movies.
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kstenbch — 12 years ago(September 12, 2013 12:59 PM)
The "low level thugs" are LAPD cops, since no one knows or can prove what they did, why would they change jobs? Also, not everyone still worked for him. They were rewarded for what they did. That is why they are still working for Trent and the LAPD after 7 years.
Quintero does not announce himself as a cop when he fights storm in Chinatown. Quintero is a bully and acts like a bully trying to taunt Storm. Remember, the money and drugs when Mason was shot was 7 years earlier, most people probably didn't remember and didn't know what to think. They say Quintero chasing down a kid and saw Mason, his father kick Quintero in the butt and fight him. Most people would cheer the father, not the guy chasing a 16 year old kid. Quintero cannot announce himself as a cop, Storm had called the press and said he was innocent. He said he had proof and would turn it over to the press. So, charges of corruption and being mobbed-up would have been flying. Trent and his thugs were the only ones who knew what was going on, and not all of them knew everything.
If the thugs (cops) were chasing Storm, and no one knew what they had done, including that Trent had hired the mob to kill the late Senator Caldwell, then as far as the public knew, Trent was in no danger. No additional Secret Service protection would be offered to Senator Trent. He didn't need them. Trent and his thugs were the only ones who knew Storm had reason to go after Trent. They were at his mansion for protection, but Storm killed them in the billiard room. Except for Captain Holland, that was the extent of Trent's security detail. Congressmen and Senators do not have Secret Service details without cause or need. except maybe for one. This must be requested. If Trent had requested someone, questions would be asked. In a Senator's home state, protection at rallies and events is usually provided by police. At home, none is provided unless required for a reason. Asking for security would have prompted questions, and he had his thugs from the LAPD who attacked the Storms in the 1st place. Why would Trent want to bring in more, when it would attract attention? -
BrohmaBull007 — 19 years ago(August 24, 2006 07:06 PM)
I learned the anticipation of dieing is worse than death itself
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