Things I learned from Hard to Kill
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Monknificent — 9 years ago(October 07, 2016 03:44 PM)
When breaking into the presumably heavily guarded mansion of a rich, corrupt senator by doing a spot of impromptu wall scaling, make sure you do it dressed in the three-piece suit you used earlier as cover of respectability to get inside your old house; whatever you do, DO NOT remove your blazer for ease of movement.
When faced with four of said corrupt senator's men inside his house, whom you should expect to be on high alert and carrying concealed handguns, put away your own gun so you can engage them in hand-to-hand combat - you know, to give them a chance. Even though you intent to kill them anyway.
"It's too late Always has been, always will be
Too late." -
ThingyBlahBlah3 — 19 years ago(August 17, 2006 08:51 AM)
Nice!
- It's possible to get third billing in a Seagal movie even if you're only in it for five minutes (Cheers, Bill Sadler! And don't feel bad about leaving this one off your resume).
- All bad guys have the 'evil' gene; for some unknown reason, it also causes osteoporosis at a young age, which is why their arms and legs break so easily.
- Low-level thugs never change jobs over a seven-year period; hence, everybody who worked for Trent in 1982 still works for him in 1989.
- There are no penalties for beating the living hell out someone and then slowly strangling them to death in a public place. And the people who are watching will instinctively root for the good guy and boo the bad guy, even though they shouldn't know which one is which. And it's not in bad taste to take a moment to reunite with your long-lost son while standing over the dead body of a guy you just killed in front of him.
- For that matter, you can also break into a senator's house, kill his employees (including a police captain!), and hold the senator himself at gunpoint while you smack him around and threaten to castrate him, and when the cops show up, they won't arrest you or even detain you for questioning.
- However, if a hostage situation ensues, the police negotiator will allow the situation to drag out for a few minutes before revealing that he's seen the tape that exonerates the hostage-taker.
- Bad movies can be more entertaining than good movies.
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kstenbch — 12 years ago(September 12, 2013 12:59 PM)
The "low level thugs" are LAPD cops, since no one knows or can prove what they did, why would they change jobs? Also, not everyone still worked for him. They were rewarded for what they did. That is why they are still working for Trent and the LAPD after 7 years.
Quintero does not announce himself as a cop when he fights storm in Chinatown. Quintero is a bully and acts like a bully trying to taunt Storm. Remember, the money and drugs when Mason was shot was 7 years earlier, most people probably didn't remember and didn't know what to think. They say Quintero chasing down a kid and saw Mason, his father kick Quintero in the butt and fight him. Most people would cheer the father, not the guy chasing a 16 year old kid. Quintero cannot announce himself as a cop, Storm had called the press and said he was innocent. He said he had proof and would turn it over to the press. So, charges of corruption and being mobbed-up would have been flying. Trent and his thugs were the only ones who knew what was going on, and not all of them knew everything.
If the thugs (cops) were chasing Storm, and no one knew what they had done, including that Trent had hired the mob to kill the late Senator Caldwell, then as far as the public knew, Trent was in no danger. No additional Secret Service protection would be offered to Senator Trent. He didn't need them. Trent and his thugs were the only ones who knew Storm had reason to go after Trent. They were at his mansion for protection, but Storm killed them in the billiard room. Except for Captain Holland, that was the extent of Trent's security detail. Congressmen and Senators do not have Secret Service details without cause or need. except maybe for one. This must be requested. If Trent had requested someone, questions would be asked. In a Senator's home state, protection at rallies and events is usually provided by police. At home, none is provided unless required for a reason. Asking for security would have prompted questions, and he had his thugs from the LAPD who attacked the Storms in the 1st place. Why would Trent want to bring in more, when it would attract attention? -
BrohmaBull007 — 19 years ago(August 24, 2006 07:06 PM)
I learned the anticipation of dieing is worse than death itself
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masterofpainrlz — 19 years ago(August 29, 2006 04:11 AM)
1 - Apparently, straight punches qualify as a "martial arts" workout.
2 - Chicks get all stary-eyed (and horny) over said workout and watching a guy jog up a hill.
3 - If a man has compromising footage of you, it's perfectly normal to just kill said man and his family without EVER worrying about the beep footage.
4 - When attacking the good guy with a knife FROM BEHIND, you have to give him a few seconds to make his move.
5 - The only time Seagal is not immune to bullets is during sex. Otherwise, even machineguns and non-existing cover won't do.
6 - Semi-hot nurses have nothing better to do than ogle comatose patient. Oh, and it's not creepy AT ALL to ogle comatose patient. -
Argyle302 — 12 years ago(November 04, 2013 09:23 PM)
Yeah, like Storm was gonna take time out to graffitti the walls with that schlock. And what? Did he just find a red felt tip pen to do so just laying around? Or did he just use the red lipstick that they used to put the blood around Senator Trents mouth?!
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ThingyBlahBlah3 — 19 years ago(August 29, 2006 09:31 AM)
- When house-sitting for her boss in his isolated palatial mansion, a hot young woman won't even tell her friends about it, to say nothing about inviting them over for a party.
- Any cop who isn't your partner is corrupt. This is such an iron-clad rule that you don't even need to act surprised when you find out that half of the department works for the main bad guy.
- Sometimes broken bones can heal themselves instantly, and leave no trace of injury. This is demonstrated by the guy who gets his wrist broken just before Storm and his wife get shot. He seems to be in a lot of pain, but when they're walking back to the van a minute later, he shows no sign of being hurt. (To quote Lisa Simpson, "Uh, this might be one of those things you should go to the hospital for.")
- When portraying someone who's just come out of a seven-year coma, the best acting choice is to do a bad Marlon Brando impression (although Seagal wouldn't have the right physique for several more years).
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uzi_suicide58 — 19 years ago(September 14, 2006 07:37 PM)
- Comatose patients are not shaved, groomed and also don't have any monitoring equipment hooked to them.
2.If they let his hair and beard grow, did they cut his toenails?
3.comatose people don't have cathters or anything, they just let it fly.
4.Although I've studied various martial arts for 20 years, I can't wake up in the am and start doing spinning hook kicks ect. But apparently the comatose can come to and after a day or two start phucking people up.
5.segal muscle does'nt get atrophied cuz he's THAT badass. - He regained all bodily function over night
- Comatose patients are not shaved, groomed and also don't have any monitoring equipment hooked to them.
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general_razor_cs-1 — 19 years ago(September 28, 2006 11:11 AM)
- a guy can be in a coma for 7 years and when he wakes up he has a nurse wanting him dude take a shower man
- They clean/bathe him
- a guy can be in a coma and wake up and get a shave and look like he hadn't aged a bit
-actually, more or less pretty much - a guy can take an hour and 20 minutes to realize who says and you can take that to the bank
yeah well - a guy can get shot in the arm with a shotgun and still have an arm.
cost lot's of money in 1990 to have a good effect like that - a kid can get shot at and all the dudes shooting are horrible shots.
pretty much - Kelly Le Brock is ugly
I disagree - Steven Seagal could make a good movie, one of the few
- a guy could get down his knees and say come cut my heart out, and the dude is such a bad thug
I do not understand your point - Steven Seagal can kill anyone
yup lol - a guy can have a sawn off shotgun jammed down his mouth and not lose any teeth
the shotgun knocked all of his teeth out
You never have trouble parking when you drive a forklift
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o_placid_o — 18 years ago(April 23, 2007 05:45 PM)
- If you're in a coma for seven years, you can easily wake up and be just as tanned as you were before. Sun penetrates hospital walls, bedsheets, and clothing.
- If you name your kid Sonny, you have to spread your "badass-edness" all over the news so that every person he ever meets won't kick his ass.
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Dachunde — 18 years ago(April 26, 2007 06:12 AM)
1.) 'I thought you'd like a flower' is the GREATEST chat up line EVER and leads to an immediate shag on the floor.
2.) Even though you thought he was dead, haven't seen him for 7 years and he just got shot at, there is NO need to look your son in the eye when you reuniteinstead rub his head and break some dude's neck in front of several eye witnesses.
3.) If you were once a cop revenge killings go unpunished.
4.) Unless it stars Erika Eleniak's breasts ANY Seagal film will be hilariously awful. In a really good way.
5.) Steven Seagal runs like a special olympics entrant.
6.) A 7 year coma is enough time to 'mourn' your murdered wifeso that you can screw the first nurse that takes you to a hillside retreat.
7.) If a random woman saves your life, trust her with the investigation of your murdered family and invite her on holiday after you've slain 12 bad-guys in unarmed combat.
8.) Mason Storm is harder than the bride = 7years, no sword. He CAN wiggle his big toe.
'Thats for my wife. F@CK you and DIE!'