My favorite HARD TO KILL cheesy moments. . .
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Johnnyjueves — 19 years ago(August 07, 2006 11:23 AM)
I must say this is one of the funniest films I have seen in ages. I was falling about laughing all the way through. Fight scenes were great too. Just remembering some of the "highlights" is making me giggle.
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oskar03 — 19 years ago(August 08, 2006 02:09 AM)
The cheesiest moment is when Mason Storm is talking with O'Malley about getting every single bad guy, and he starts shooting like crazy at the cartwheels in the park, and every shot that goes off, O'Malley blinks! Hahahaha. Now that is cheesy! Classic!
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Nexus_VI — 19 years ago(August 08, 2006 07:42 AM)
When Kelly LeBrock comes to his bedside when he's comatose and asks if he wants a "little pussy?" Then puts a cat on his head!
But just when you're recovering from that block of cheese, she lifts his sheet and admires his aikido staff, saying something like, "You have SO MUCH to live for. Oh, PLEASE wake up!" Even when comatose, he's bagging the babes. -
pflesher6969-1 — 19 years ago(August 27, 2006 04:02 PM)
Not a specific scene, but it is pretty hilarious that Seagal only speaks in a whispering tone after he wakes up from the coma. wtf was he thinking? i guess he thought it would make him sound more sincere.
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NuggetsVSCavs — 17 years ago(December 05, 2008 05:14 PM)
"I'll take you to the bank senator, to the blood bank."
"Would you like a little pussy?"
(Right after an intense shootout getaway) "Aww I forgot to lock the door." (shows a shot of a horse runs out)
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sludgefoot0999 — 16 years ago(January 03, 2010 06:34 PM)
This film is clearly a great film, and yes it does have cheesy moments, what film doesn't?
Everyone is making remarks about seagal cold blooded killing that guy in chinatown, well everyone seems to be forgetting something, not only is this man responsible for storm's best friend's death and his wife's death, but he was chasing sunny(storm's son)and was dangerously gonna catch him and cause harm to him, so I don't consider it a cold blooded killing.
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the_bamboo_spear — 16 years ago(January 30, 2010 07:37 AM)
I love when they're escaping the doctor's house, there's this awfully-choreographed moment when Mason is shooting guys downstairs and this thug runs up on his left with this HUGE bowie knife. Mason's left side is completely open, the guy could sink 9 inches of steel in his kidneys or open up his side like a freshly-killed pig, but he puts his right hand on Mason's shoulder and stands there for a few seconds, until Mason can turn around and smack him lol.
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CasseroleWorshipper — 15 years ago(May 20, 2010 05:52 PM)
I love the bit where he attempts to eat rice which already looks silly enough, and then the 'You gave me this beard?' to top it off.
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vprice94 — 15 years ago(August 15, 2010 04:37 AM)
How about Mason Storm seated on a mountain (during the workout montage), looking wistfully into the distance as an eagle cries above him. The man even has nature on his side!
Also, any time that god-awful saxophone kicks in.
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