I thought it was kinda small.

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gabisu — 15 years ago(July 17, 2010 04:24 PM)

Just a thought
It was kinda like in Ancient Greece/Rome with these naked men statues. Greeks were into well proportionned dudes with small-sized sexual organs (think statues of Hermes and so on)
In fact I thought Keitel looked like a statue or a painting in Rome in that scene. It goes well with the spirit of the movie

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Nakrophile — 15 years ago(June 01, 2010 05:35 AM)

You can only see Van Damme's in quite slitt-second frames in a couple of his films. I think it's there in Universal Solider when he collapses outside the hotel, but you have to look real close. It's probably just wishful thinking though and is in fact his testicles hanging below his thigh.
What a shame!
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iapetus39 — 16 years ago(March 08, 2010 10:01 PM)

Excellent point.

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ThereWillBeBeer — 16 years ago(January 30, 2010 03:51 PM)

I've often wondered if there are support groups for guys with small penises.
The meetings would be interesting.
'I'm Mike, and I have a small penis.'
(Roomfull of guys): 'Hi Mike!'

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Plissken_1996 — 15 years ago(June 27, 2010 03:50 AM)

That's exactly what I was thinking. Right on the money, dude.
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neo_jenner — 15 years ago(September 12, 2010 09:44 PM)

It's called shrinkage. It happens.

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CasseroleWorshipper — 14 years ago(May 08, 2011 01:52 PM)

Plus he may have been cold, filming hours like that in the nude. Will freeze your dick right into a pencil!
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ak47wong — 12 years ago(September 15, 2013 10:05 PM)

This the only IMDb thread that has had me in tears. Thanks for the laugh fellas. And did you notice the OP's user name?

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Woodyanders — 7 years ago(April 04, 2018 01:55 AM)

Well, he was flaccid in that scene. I'm sure it's bigger when Keitel is popping a rod.
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Joc Spader — 6 years ago(August 18, 2019 03:26 PM)

Hey! He got to bang Kate Winslet on screen with that lil thing.
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