How about a top 100 things ol' Captain Ron Taught Us?

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brentnevers — 13 years ago(August 09, 2012 09:56 PM)

12. Dollywood is preferable to Disney World
13. Playing hide the salami will use up all the water
14. Mambo's tattoos are primo work
15. Glass eyes need to be custom made
16. There is a system to winning Monopoly
17. Grand theft auto is a big deal in Cuba
18. Puerto Rican women are not cretins
19. All boats have dry rot
20. You get a lost anchor back by taping bricks to a kid's shoes
21. The price of Capt. Ron's beer is $2.50 a bottle
22. It is OK to study the charts when cleavage is in sight
23. Morning comes about sun-up each day, when you are on a boat
24. The tides often trick Capt. Ron
25. If you pick up the boss's video camerait is best not to use and film!!

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shantaar-2 — 13 years ago(November 21, 2012 05:06 PM)

diesel engines need their oil like sailors need their rum
funny movie

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BilligerVogel — 13 years ago(January 06, 2013 01:16 AM)

27. If it's going to happen, it'll happen out there!
    Studios do not care if the population likes it, as long as they are paying to see it. blackmamba

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mfiskey55 — 13 years ago(January 24, 2013 01:15 PM)

28. Besides, if we get lost we'll just pull over & ask for directions.
    I almost numchucked you, you don't even realize!

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ZombieFan — 12 years ago(April 17, 2013 03:19 PM)

29. When he wakes up from a nightmare screaming "I didn't do it", chances are he did

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wetracergc3-135-694303 — 12 years ago(September 25, 2013 06:57 AM)

29: gotta watch out for the pirates of the Caribbean
30: on islands where guerrilla fighters are, you can get a mean burger

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intrepidjournalist — 12 years ago(November 07, 2013 10:43 AM)

31. Mizzen halyard winch!
    Sarcastically I'm in charge!

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strntz — 11 years ago(August 19, 2014 03:33 PM)

32. It's possible to catch the same fly twice with no depth perception..
    32b) Even after catching a fly, a good sport let's him go.
    It is bad to drink Jobu's rum. Very bad.

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JoeyJoeyJoey — 11 years ago(August 25, 2014 10:24 PM)

33. It is okay to sleep with the glass eye open.
34. Just because he sleeps with the glass eye open doesn't mean he is dead.

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runit73 — 11 years ago(November 21, 2014 11:48 AM)

35. El Caribe, the Spanish Main, it's a land of hoodo, voodoo, and all kind of weird beep

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aburn-1 — 10 years ago(July 30, 2015 07:50 AM)

36. remember the parking brake

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napgar1982 — 10 years ago(January 03, 2016 08:25 PM)

38. Captain Ron couldn't teach us more than 38 of 100 things in four years since this thread was created.

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scottc-32 — 9 years ago(January 11, 2017 01:04 PM)

39. Turpentine makes an excellent facial cleanser.

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janshark1960 — 9 years ago(January 29, 2017 11:05 AM)

40. Little squalls come on ya fast, and they leave ya fast.

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WhenGreyjoysCry — 9 years ago(February 07, 2017 06:32 PM)

41. You can still by hamburgers on remote Caribbean islands.