Favorite part in move?
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DaytonaBob — 21 years ago(February 20, 2005 01:13 PM)
I have to say, it's hard to pick a favorite part. I have watched this movie well over a hundred times. Every time it comes on, I watch it.
But I think the scene with the Eagle tattoo is pretty hilarious too. But basically the whole movie has non stop funny scenes. One after another.
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TKornkven — 21 years ago(March 11, 2005 01:25 PM)
I love it when they finally get the sails up, and it cuts to the hull of the boat crashing through the waves, a perceptable change from running under motor power to being powered by the wind, the way the boat was meant to be sailed. I get a rush of adrenaline every time I see that scene.
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sunup-1 — 20 years ago(June 28, 2005 10:17 AM)
Early in the movie where cpt ron pulls up in that car, and gets on the boat, meets the family, then looks back and says "I Borrowed My Buddy's Car" then the car rolls into the water, haha.
cpt ron "Sh!t happened's cough it up"
then ben following, "Tell the general sh!t happen's, cough it up."
capt ron "These people are tax payers"
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scrubbygirl — 20 years ago(July 30, 2005 05:46 PM)
My fav. part would have to be when capt. ron comes up on deck after finding out what was going on with the water and the boy asks what was wrong and ron said that the boys parents were playing hide the solamie in the shower and the little boy spits beer all over the game funny as all hell.
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btdroflet38 — 18 years ago(July 23, 2007 11:36 PM)
Captain Ron looking all butch, hot and sexy in those teeny-weeny red Speedos (I think this was the same scene where Martin Short steps in to obstruct C.R.'s view of Mary Kay Place's rear end).
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anya_angie — 20 years ago(August 24, 2005 06:25 PM)
"Playin' Hide the Salami in the shower"
LOL priceless.
This is actually one of my favorite movies. It's by no means the best of the bunch, but I love it! I'm not ashamed to say that!
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andycool24 — 20 years ago(September 01, 2005 09:52 PM)
Haha great movie! I guess my favorite parts are when Martin Short's character and his wife get stuck in the shower, when Captain Ron videotapes the mother and daughter from the back, the guerillas, the monopoly "s h i t happens" part, and whenever Captain Ron says "Well don't worry that could happen to anyone," hehheh.
I like when the son screams "Aaaaaaaaaagh! The boat's on fire! Oh my God, the boat's on fire! Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!" LOL.
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soccerhockeychick19 — 20 years ago(October 23, 2005 02:27 PM)
- Captain ron's "pmmph" when he looks up to the sky after seeing the boat.
- Captain Ron's smile when Caroline asks who wants to know.
- "Broke up on this huge reef, spread along the whole coast." (capt ron) "Wait the great barrier reef?" (katherine) "You've heard of it? smart lady." (capt ron) "Yeah, yeah, besides swap i borrowed my buddy'scar" I love when Katherine says, "What car? did he come in a car?"
- "slow down there are boats all over the place." (martin) "They'll get out of the way, i learned that steering the saratoga." (capt. ron) "The uss saratoga?" (martin) "Ahh the old sara." (capt. ron)All time favorite is when he parralle parks the boat.
- When he doesn't look amused when Martin is talking about how fun the "fun" islands are going to be. the way his face looks is priceless. "Dawn comes early on a boat right captain ron?" (martin) "Yup you got that right just about sunup it comes." captain ron says trying to hide the fact that he burned the map
- the way he panics when his map is on fire.
- "Nice map." Caroline. "Nice dress." captain ron.Captain ron checking out caroline walking away in her dress, and the way he made her pay her.
- "Playing hide the salami in the shower." ben spits up his beer, "Ah come on man."
- when captian ron traps the fly and then lets it go only to trap it again.
- "Always stand clear of the ladder boss."
- "i'm not talking boy scout prepared, i mean really prepared, this is the carribean, el caribe, home of voo doo, hoo doo, and all kind of weird s**t."
- of course when captain ron puts on the cute hat and does the mambo.
- "no, no no, i'm the battleship."
- "No, i don't think i've ever been to disney land, well i've been to dollywood."
- "Is there a problem." Captain ron's tone after Martin drops the guns in the water.
- "Come on you guys will you sit down, jesus." as he is asking the guerillas to move out of the way.
- when captain ron has to help martin with the sail, the first time they put the sails up, "come on boss watch what i am doing here."
- his reaction after he looks at the compass, after letting ben steer while he helped martin put the sails up.
- "You have not been kidnapped, captain ron is a jerk." martin
- "Like i said you just go to pull in somewhere's and ask for directions, but the good news is, general armando doesn't blame you one bit, you know i explained to him how the tides can either work for or against you." "Hey clarese, babe who you waving at." "yeah that's what i thought." "She wants my manhood." "havea good time boss, cuz i'm gonna."
- "Calm down martin, besides you'll probably miss and hit the girl." and then he shoots the boat.
- in the squall when he loses the chart, and then when martin loses the compass.."no don't lose that!" "Listen to me listen to me!" "When we left, we had just enough fuel to get us to san juan, and WE ARE OUT OF FUEL!" martin goes to strangle him, "Oh he's at it again, i've seen this before, someone pull and tug."
- "Yeah i don't like the patch on account as it can throw people off, so i say lose it." he says as you can clearly see his fake eye is like bulging out during the carnival
- "Oh come on man i lost my eye." the tone of his voice he sounds like he is begging.
- the music captain ron is listening to in the car in cuba is halirous.
- the whole deversion scene was priceless, and captain ron looked really good.
- "Oh i was supposed to do a splint first." katherine says, and then captain ron assures her it is alright.
- "Now tell the boss there is a little island just west of here, it's on the chart, uh whatever, get us there and we will be out of cuban waters.
- "do you smell something?" katherine asks, and then captain ron smells himself.
- "Whoa, mom's pissed."
- "We're doing our job out here, now it's time for you to do yours, these people are tax payers."
- "i've always been a fast healer, of course i believe in jesus that helps.
- captain ron and martin shaking hands as the coast guard asks to talk to the captain, "it's you boss."
- captain ron at the way end of the movie with his new clients, "you forgot to cast off there boss, it's okay can happen to anybody."
then we end with captain ron steering the little boat towards a cruise liner.
forgot to put this in, - when capt ron is done arguing with martin about the 64 page manual for the video camera, he leans on the compass which falls, martin drops the camera, and captain ron picks it up and says, "Oh god no!" "i guess it's broken now." "Hey swap grab me another bruskey."