Favorite part in move?
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anya_angie — 20 years ago(August 24, 2005 06:25 PM)
"Playin' Hide the Salami in the shower"
LOL priceless.
This is actually one of my favorite movies. It's by no means the best of the bunch, but I love it! I'm not ashamed to say that!
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andycool24 — 20 years ago(September 01, 2005 09:52 PM)
Haha great movie! I guess my favorite parts are when Martin Short's character and his wife get stuck in the shower, when Captain Ron videotapes the mother and daughter from the back, the guerillas, the monopoly "s h i t happens" part, and whenever Captain Ron says "Well don't worry that could happen to anyone," hehheh.
I like when the son screams "Aaaaaaaaaagh! The boat's on fire! Oh my God, the boat's on fire! Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!" LOL.
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soccerhockeychick19 — 20 years ago(October 23, 2005 02:27 PM)
- Captain ron's "pmmph" when he looks up to the sky after seeing the boat.
- Captain Ron's smile when Caroline asks who wants to know.
- "Broke up on this huge reef, spread along the whole coast." (capt ron) "Wait the great barrier reef?" (katherine) "You've heard of it? smart lady." (capt ron) "Yeah, yeah, besides swap i borrowed my buddy'scar" I love when Katherine says, "What car? did he come in a car?"
- "slow down there are boats all over the place." (martin) "They'll get out of the way, i learned that steering the saratoga." (capt. ron) "The uss saratoga?" (martin) "Ahh the old sara." (capt. ron)All time favorite is when he parralle parks the boat.
- When he doesn't look amused when Martin is talking about how fun the "fun" islands are going to be. the way his face looks is priceless. "Dawn comes early on a boat right captain ron?" (martin) "Yup you got that right just about sunup it comes." captain ron says trying to hide the fact that he burned the map
- the way he panics when his map is on fire.
- "Nice map." Caroline. "Nice dress." captain ron.Captain ron checking out caroline walking away in her dress, and the way he made her pay her.
- "Playing hide the salami in the shower." ben spits up his beer, "Ah come on man."
- when captian ron traps the fly and then lets it go only to trap it again.
- "Always stand clear of the ladder boss."
- "i'm not talking boy scout prepared, i mean really prepared, this is the carribean, el caribe, home of voo doo, hoo doo, and all kind of weird s**t."
- of course when captain ron puts on the cute hat and does the mambo.
- "no, no no, i'm the battleship."
- "No, i don't think i've ever been to disney land, well i've been to dollywood."
- "Is there a problem." Captain ron's tone after Martin drops the guns in the water.
- "Come on you guys will you sit down, jesus." as he is asking the guerillas to move out of the way.
- when captain ron has to help martin with the sail, the first time they put the sails up, "come on boss watch what i am doing here."
- his reaction after he looks at the compass, after letting ben steer while he helped martin put the sails up.
- "You have not been kidnapped, captain ron is a jerk." martin
- "Like i said you just go to pull in somewhere's and ask for directions, but the good news is, general armando doesn't blame you one bit, you know i explained to him how the tides can either work for or against you." "Hey clarese, babe who you waving at." "yeah that's what i thought." "She wants my manhood." "havea good time boss, cuz i'm gonna."
- "Calm down martin, besides you'll probably miss and hit the girl." and then he shoots the boat.
- in the squall when he loses the chart, and then when martin loses the compass.."no don't lose that!" "Listen to me listen to me!" "When we left, we had just enough fuel to get us to san juan, and WE ARE OUT OF FUEL!" martin goes to strangle him, "Oh he's at it again, i've seen this before, someone pull and tug."
- "Yeah i don't like the patch on account as it can throw people off, so i say lose it." he says as you can clearly see his fake eye is like bulging out during the carnival
- "Oh come on man i lost my eye." the tone of his voice he sounds like he is begging.
- the music captain ron is listening to in the car in cuba is halirous.
- the whole deversion scene was priceless, and captain ron looked really good.
- "Oh i was supposed to do a splint first." katherine says, and then captain ron assures her it is alright.
- "Now tell the boss there is a little island just west of here, it's on the chart, uh whatever, get us there and we will be out of cuban waters.
- "do you smell something?" katherine asks, and then captain ron smells himself.
- "Whoa, mom's pissed."
- "We're doing our job out here, now it's time for you to do yours, these people are tax payers."
- "i've always been a fast healer, of course i believe in jesus that helps.
- captain ron and martin shaking hands as the coast guard asks to talk to the captain, "it's you boss."
- captain ron at the way end of the movie with his new clients, "you forgot to cast off there boss, it's okay can happen to anybody."
then we end with captain ron steering the little boat towards a cruise liner.
forgot to put this in, - when capt ron is done arguing with martin about the 64 page manual for the video camera, he leans on the compass which falls, martin drops the camera, and captain ron picks it up and says, "Oh god no!" "i guess it's broken now." "Hey swap grab me another bruskey."
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Sweetheart666 — 20 years ago(October 28, 2005 09:04 PM)
soccerhockeychick19 5 nice work! lol, i Was cacking myself reading your post!
I love the lines
'Hey Clarese! BABE! Who you waving at Yeah! Thought so'
'You let a man with a SPIDER on his head give you a tattoo'
'What can I say? the woman had a system!'
'Been to Disneyworld one to many times Captain Ron?' - 'I dont believe Ive ever been to Disneyworld'
'Im into different cultures, like the other day I was watching Mr.Ed on TV and he was talking French or something and I was like, wow, he speaks French, thats so cool'
'Are we going to any Human type places?' - 'You've heard of St Croy?' - 'Yeah!' - 'We're going to the Island just to the left of it' - 'Oh, whats it called?' - 'Teds!'
'Dont blame me, you're the one who got engaged'
'What about Captain Ron, can we talk about him?'
and of course the music in the car when he's in Cuba
I love Kurt Russell in this movie, he has so many funny quotes
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Dragonshak — 19 years ago(April 08, 2006 02:05 PM)
mine would have to be when they think hes dead he wakes up comes up to the deck grabs the wheel and says "ahh good job boss" hits the throttle and slings it right up to the dock.
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monalisa35023 — 19 years ago(April 24, 2006 11:41 PM)
My two favorite parts are really hilarious. I love this movie so here goes:
-Martin to Catherine: "I don't think you understand he's eating my brain!"
-Captain Ron to himself: "naturals by god all of you're naturalswe're gonna beep die!!!" -when the pirates are coming back. This one is my favorite. I mean just the way he says it is so hilarious.
This is one of my favorite feel good movies.
-"But at the end of the day we can endure much more than we think we can."
-Frida