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mattjaco24 — 17 years ago(May 30, 2008 07:14 AM)
this right here is the most funny part in the whole movie. were vinny first goes into court and the the judge asks vinny if his clients plead is guilty or not guilty and they get into a pissing contest I love it!
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Jules6970-1 — 17 years ago(June 03, 2008 05:55 AM)
This is just by far one of the best comedies ever. I have been cracking up just reading some of the quotes and stuff. But some of the funniest moments are not just what they say, but the looks on their faceslike Joe Pesci's face after he says his biological speech and Marisa Tomei's attitude when she says "oh yeah, you blend"! One of the greatest movies of all time.
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HockeyFan91 — 17 years ago(June 23, 2008 06:08 AM)
Im not gonna read through all of these but here are some of my favs -
Lisa - "What are you a beep world travela?"
Judge - "Two whaat?"
Vinny - "What?"
Judge - "What was that word you just said"
Vinny - "Whatd I say What?"
Judge - "Did you say two Yutes?"
Vinny - "Oh forgive me.. The Two YOUUTHSS"
The look on the Judges face is priceless
Vinny - "Are you aware of the ongoing cholesterol problem in da country?"
Judge - "Didnt I tell you to dress appropriately?"
Vinny - "Yu were serious about dat?"
Cut to him sitting in the jail bus..
Vinny - "Do you think these pants Im wearing are OK?"
Lisa - "Picture this, your a deer prancing around the woods, you get thirsty and go to take a drink from the stream, you bring your deer lips to the cool clear water.. BAMM!! a beep bullet rips off part of your head, pieces of your brain are all over the place now lemme ask you, would you give a beep what kinda pants the son of a bitch who shot you was wearin?"
Fred Gwynne should have won an Oscar for this movie also. Brilliant work.
FCT
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danfielding0 — 17 years ago(August 18, 2008 04:35 AM)
The look on Fred Gwynne's face while Lisa is testifying about the ignition timing is hilarious.
Mrs. Reilly, how many fingers am I holding up?
Let the record show counsel is holding up two fingers.
Your Honor please huh!
Oh, sorry.
Now Mrs. Reilly, and only Mrs. Reilly
Instead of saying, "No further questions" he said, "I got no more use for this guy."
Your Honor, permission to treat Miss Vito as a hostile witness?
You think I'm hostile now wait until to see me tonight.
You two know each other?
Yeah, she's my fiance.
Well, that would certainly explain the hostility.
Now, Mr. Tipton, is it possible the two yutes.
Two what?
What?
What was that word?
What?
Did you say yute?
Yeah, two yutes.
What is a yute?
Sorry, two youthhhhhhhs. Now, Mr. Tipton, is it possible the two defendants (gives the judge a look) -
jgroub — 17 years ago(September 12, 2008 02:39 PM)
I'm sorry, but to me the absolute funniest line in the movie is right at the end:
"Oh my Gawd, what a f@cking nightmare!"
Her delivery of that line cracks me up every time!
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srklondie — 13 years ago(March 08, 2013 12:32 AM)
I agree about the deer hunting scene being very funny. In fact, it's my favorite dialogue in the film. Unfortunately, neither you, nor any of the four previous posters who mentioned the scene, got the dialogue correct. Even in the ' memorable quotes ' section for the film the dialogue isn't completely correct.
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crysjumar — 15 years ago(May 17, 2010 10:10 AM)
"Ladies and Gentlemen of the Ju-Ju-Ju-Juray!"
"I gotta be honest with you, I could use a good azz kickin'"
"The two yutes"
"The two hwhat"
"what"
"two hwhat". "did you say yutes?"
"yeah"
"what's a yute"
"oh, the two youuuuuuths"
The Fred Gwynn rolls his eyes.
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kat_812 — 15 years ago(August 13, 2010 01:49 PM)
I loved the jail scene especially when Vinny says, "You're gettin' beep one way or the other," and he laughs too. I also loved the scene where the owl wakes him up, yells "wtf is that!?" and starts shooting lol. Such a great movie.