I must be the only one who likes this more than TDKR
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spencermalley935 — 9 years ago(December 04, 2016 06:33 PM)
Where to start
Somehow Bane and the League of Shadows render a billionaire penniless by raiding a stock exchange and planting his fingerprints on trades whose timestamps would have corresponded with the raid and therefore would never have been recognized as valid.
Anyone who knows anything about a stock exchange knows that's not even remotely possible.
First off, Bane and his men didn't actually make any trades, They used a malware program to fool the system into thinking certain trades had been made months in advance of the stock market raid.
Then Bruce Wayne heals his broken spine
Bruce's back wasn't actually broken, A vertebrae was knocked out of alignment and the doctor merely inserted it back into place and left him there until he healed.
the United States government lets Gotham languish under Band's rule for months with apparently no attempt to retake the city besides a half-assed, undermanned one.
Can't really do anything with a bomb set to destroy the city.
Commissioner Gordon is a complete moron
Gordon is multiple times in the movie said to not care who Batman actually is.
Batman survives a nuclear explosion whose fallout has exactly no adverse effects on the city it happened next to.
It's a neutron bomb, It would have a minimal radioactive fallout.
That's poorly thought out plotting with no thought about how to make the details mesh to ensure.
While that is an excellent description of the DCEU movies, It doesn't really have anything to do with TDKR.
t's ridiculous and insulting to the intelligence.
Not really, no more so than a movie where a deformed sewer-dwelling penguin man is almost elected mayor of Gotham city (Batman Returns).
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GreatWhiteApeofBarsoom — 9 years ago(December 05, 2016 03:24 PM)
I'd ask you to get your head out of Nolan's ass, but I know that's never going to happen.
First off, I advise actually watching the movie before jumping to your lamebrained defense of it.
The League of Shadows explicitly stole Bruce Wayne's fingerprints so as to make it look as if he were present at the terminal to make the garbage trades that wiped out his fortune.
Even if they did put malware into system, before the stock exchange reopened, the owners would have sent techs to check to see what the League of Shadows was doing at the terminal and correct any hacking. Nolan didn't research how stock exchanges work, but because he said it could happen, you automatically accepted it like a good little mindnumbed robot.
The doctor who put the vertebra back into Wayne's back explicitly said it was sticking out. That's the definition of a compound fracture: a bone protruding from the skin.
I now see you know as little about medicine as about stock exchanges. Replacing a protruding vertebra requires surgery including a thorough check for bone spurs to prevent any spurs from pressing against the spinal cord and causing permanent paralysis. It also requires immobility while the traumatized discs surrounding the vertebra heal. (Discs are cartilagenonvascular tissueand heal slowly because they absorb the nutrients needed for remodeling rather than having arteries nourish them.) Hanging on a noose in a germ-infested hole in the ground isn't going to heal the back despite what Christopher Nolan told you.
Right. You know the Governor and the President are going to stand by and let Bane say Gotham will be destroyed without devising a plan to take him out, bomb or no bomb. Where have you been living since 9/11? Clearly not on Earth.
Gordon is not interested in who Batman is? That explains perfectly why he ASKS who Batman is. Hell, Gordon started as a detective but was too stupid to see the obvious. No wonder the Joker had no problem infiltrating the GPD with a bunch of nimrods serving on the force.
Show me the technical specs that say a neutron bomb has no nuclear fallout and won't vaporize the person it explodes under.
What the DCEU has to do with a discussion of the Dark Knight Rises I have no clue since I never brought it up, nor did anyone else till now in a halfassed attempt to make some kind of specious point.
As with the DCEU, I see no point in discussing Batman Returns since we're on a thread comparing The Dark Knight Rises and Batman: Mask of the Phantasm.
If you genuinely want to compare Nolan and Burton though, Burton made no attempt to claim his Batman operated in a realistic world but instead made his world overtly surreal. Nolan pretentiously claimed his Batman operated in a realistic worlda claim undermined by the multifarious unrealistic events of the movies. One or the other.
Make them unrealistic or realistic. Don't claim to be making realistic movies though while employing flimsy plot contrivances and occurrences any but the most mindless fanboys can easily see through.
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tyler1451 — 13 years ago(July 30, 2012 10:07 AM)
TDKR is a terrible film with horrible gaps in logic from almost every major and ancillary character. Phantasm is by far the best and most incredible Batman film ever made.
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THE_Uberto_Bartono — 13 years ago(August 17, 2012 02:58 AM)
I didn't think I'd ever be happy. Oh the goosebumps. Yeah this movie is ridiculously good, but then again, this is the animated series' movie, and the animated series was the best cartoon ever that wasn't a comedy. Seriously, name me one cartoon, that isn't a comical one, but give me one cartoon that you think is better than this. I'll come back in five years, and no one will list a cartoon exactly. Cartoons are supposed to be funny, and batman was funny every now and then but it was a mature show.
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Bababababooie — 12 years ago(May 30, 2013 02:50 AM)
Don't knock Bebop or Champloo man. I think it was mentioned that one of the studios involved in the making of the series was based out of Japan. Not sure which actually came first, but series like this helped to illustrate how great a medium animation can be for storytelling. Get a hold of a copy of "Sideshow", an episode featuring Killer Croc. Saw it the other day and man, some of the way the scene's were "filmed" blew me away.
Anime (not all of it mind you, ugh, naruto and bleach are dreadful examples but they do somethings right), has been doing cool stuff like this since the eighties or early nineties. And if you haven't seen Cowboy Bebop or Samurai Champloo, check them out. For Dubs, they're quite well done. -
durwardc01 — 12 years ago(March 21, 2014 04:21 AM)
The 92-97 Xmen was quite good.
Similarly, the 94-98 animated Spider Man did a better job capturing Spidey than any of the movies did (thought the most recent one got pretty close).
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Kombat_Karl — 13 years ago(August 18, 2012 08:26 AM)
Bruce Timm and Paul Dini got Batman (and more specifically, Bruce Wayne) more right than Burton and Nolan combined, if you ask me. I love Phantasm to pieces, but the live action movies just aren't my bag.
Come on, that scene with Bruce kneeling over his parents' grave in the pouring rain? It really made you feel for the man. His dilemma of wanting to risk his life fighting crime as Batman as well as wanting a happy married life with Andrea was such a gripping story, and in a way, quite relatable. We've all been at a cross roads at some point in our lives, not knowing which path to take. I think Batman is best conveyed through animation, because none of the live action films had the emotional depth that Phantasm or even the show had.
Excuse me, I have to go.
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starone55106 — 13 years ago(September 09, 2012 05:29 AM)
"TDKR is all hype"
A big part of the Nolan trilogy in general is hype. This is better than the entire trilogy combined. And I agree with a previous poster: This film gave a more realistic scenario (as well as Batman Beyond) for Bruce to quit his crusade than TDKR did. -
jmrwacko — 13 years ago(October 09, 2012 06:56 PM)
Mask of the Phantasm is definitely better than TDKR and Batman Begins. Is it better than the Dark Knight? Mark Hamill is really good in this as the Joker, but so was Heath Ledger in the Dark Knight. Personally, I think Ledger's performance, while brilliant, was overhyped because of his unfortunate death. And I prefer Kevin Conroy waaaaay more than Christian Bale. He just has so much more emotion in his voice, and it doesn't sound like he has throat cancer when he's the Batman - plus, Kevin Conroy's the one who started the whole alternate voice gimmick in the first place. So I actually think Mask of the Phantasm was better than any of Nolan's flicks, the Dark Knight included.
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Unvoiced-Apollo — 13 years ago(October 27, 2012 09:27 AM)
I especially agree w/ the voice. W/ Kevin Conroy, you know when he's playing Batman and when he's playing Bruce Wayne. When I first heard Christian Bale's voice change, all I could think was "Get that man a lozenge!"
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The_Punisher4eva — 13 years ago(October 26, 2012 08:35 AM)
I completely agree this is better than TDKR,i was so pissed at nolan for ruining what could have been an flawless trilogy. He was just too damn eager to finish the films but along with that made so many mistakes. But this was awesome and still is i remember winning this on vhs in a contest as a child and i still have the tape.
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