Favorite Lines In movie

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Abdul1 — 19 years ago(August 14, 2006 11:24 AM)

Garth: What a sh*tty circus
Wayne: Good call, there's no animals or clowns.
(or something like that)
"The only time you fall in love, is when you look in a mirror"
~ Bobby Ewing ~ Dallas ~

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caron-9 — 19 years ago(August 15, 2006 04:52 PM)

I had to beat them to death with their own shoes.

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reefer1994 — 19 years ago(August 22, 2006 12:54 AM)

wayne: somebody just touched my butt!alright maan!
garth: i feel weird!!

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Sporadic_Ramblings — 19 years ago(August 22, 2006 04:12 PM)

Wayne: Um, an old man fashioning a Kayak out of a log
Bobby: O_o What?
Wayne: O_O NO!
-. Are You Tense When You Sense There's A Storm In The Air?.-

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leehasjust — 19 years ago(September 02, 2006 07:30 PM)

Roadie - "Check 1,2 check 1,2"
Milton - "GOT TO! GOT TO"
The Thelma and Louise Ending

Wayne - "But my friend's in there!
Really Depressing Security Guard-"Dude, a lot of peoples sfriends are in there."

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DontBelieveAdamsLies — 19 years ago(September 18, 2006 04:04 PM)

"why do they come to me to die? why do they come to me to die?"

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VelvetStrokes — 19 years ago(December 20, 2006 11:40 AM)

Wayne talking about his high school report on Sweden:
"It was really hard, too. I stayed up all night and then the next day in gym class, I was on the mini-tramp and I got diarrhea. I really wish I hadn't told you that."

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Caim — 19 years ago(January 05, 2007 07:56 AM)

(Reference to Terminator 2)
Cop
: Have you seen this boy.
Wayne
: Ahhhhhhhhhhhh
(Cop is walking like he did for the film Terminator 2)
"Jehovah God, you alone are the Most High over all the earth." Ps. 83:18

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BatgirlBegins — 19 years ago(January 05, 2007 08:07 AM)

Haha, I love the Picadilly Circus bit:
Garth: WHAT A SH*TTY CIRCUS!
Incubus is the greatest band ever

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xXxNovemberxRainxXx — 19 years ago(January 15, 2007 04:49 PM)

I love soo many lines, but these are my favourites:
Wayne: So it's like, coming home on Friday night and doing your homework straight away, so your Saturday night is free to party.
Jim Morrison: No, I like it the way I said it better.
Garth: You were at Woodstock?
Wayne: Excellent! What was it like?
Del: It rained all morning, and then it cleared up in the afternoon. And that's it, I almost remembered something else, but it's gone.
Wayne: Who are you?
Jim: I'm Jim Morrison
Wayne: And who's that?
Jim: A weird naked Indian.
Garth: You didn't tell them about my pubes, did you?
Honey: I'm gonna be frank.
Garth: Ok. Can I still be Garth?

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suburbannightmare — 19 years ago(January 16, 2007 11:11 AM)

Garth: I'm dancing!.you're real squiggly.
or
Garth: This coke's gone bad!!
"I've SEEN things you people wouldn't believe."

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saxyman1004 — 19 years ago(January 20, 2007 08:30 AM)

"Garth, are you wearing Brut?"
"Yesmy woman likes me in cologne."

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mbspeedbump — 19 years ago(January 27, 2007 12:21 PM)

Garth; "Feelin' naughty, I tawt I taw a putty tat, Boldly going where no man's gone before".

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hippiechick78-97 — 19 years ago(January 27, 2007 08:59 PM)

Del
"To the left and right of the stage are machine-gun pillboxes, M-60 Browning. Now these babies tend to heat up so shoot in 3 second bursts. In the event of capture I will personally distribute these cyanide capsules to be placed under the tongue like so. [Places a capsule in his mouth] Any questions?"
"Ugly is the new beautiful."

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Fairy_Godmoose — 19 years ago(February 04, 2007 03:07 PM)

This is probably one of my favorite lines in the movie.
Honey: Take me, Garth!
Garth: Uh, where? I'm outta gas, and you need a jacket.
Honey: I'm going to be frank
Garth: Can I still be Garth?
I'm a Rumrunner, and proud of it!

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undertheblacklight — 18 years ago(February 05, 2008 01:50 PM)

uh yeah i have a question.when did you turn into a nutbar?
not sure if that's exactly right but i LOVE that scene!!

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suburbannightmare — 16 years ago(October 12, 2009 12:17 PM)

"Yeh, I have a questionwhen did you turn into a nut-bar?"
"I've SEEN things you people wouldn't believe."

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masterchief511 — 19 years ago(February 08, 2007 01:04 PM)

Hi i'm from Delaware

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VelvetStrokes — 19 years ago(February 14, 2007 09:07 PM)

You have any Megadeth?
Would you like to have dinner some night? Oh, I like to have dinner every night.
The beginning when they're screwing with the guy at Mikita's on the voice box.
The overdubbed subtitle talk between Jeff and Wayne.