What gets you every time?
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Wildstyle26 — 9 years ago(May 29, 2016 09:29 PM)
After Richard tells Monica he wants to marry her.
Chandler
"You know what i'm gonna do? I'm gonna go over there, and i'm gonna kick his ass!.Will you help me?"
Joey
"Look Chandler, I don't think us gettin our asses kicked is a solution."
lol
Monica giving Chandler the painful massage
Monica:
Say goodbye to sore muscles.
Chandler:
GOODBYE MUSCLES!!! -
mrmrs2005 — 9 years ago(May 31, 2016 02:51 PM)
I laugh every time I see the Jon Lovitz scene (The One With The Stoned Guy) where this goes down:
Steve: Ah, cool! Taco shells! You know, these are they're like a little corn envelope
Monica: [She takes away the taco shells] You know that? You don't want to spoil your appetite.
Steve: Hey! Sugar-O's! [He grabs the cereal box]
Monica: You know, if you just wait another six and a half minutes
Steve: Macaroni and cheese! We gotta make this!
Monica: [She reaches for the box] No, we don't.
Steve: Oh, OK. [he drops the box on the floor]
Steve: Oh, sorry.
[When she bends down to pick it up he grabs a package of Gummi-bears from the cabinet]
Monica: Why don't you just have a seat here?
[he sits at the table, then tries to secretly eat the Gummi-bears. Monica spots him]
Monica: Okay. Give me the Gummi-bears.
Steve: No.
Monica: Give them to me.
Steve: Alright, we'll share.
Monica: No, give me the
Steve: Well then you can't have any.
[she grabs for the package, and it breaks open. Gummi-bears fly everywhere, some into the punch bowl on the table]
Steve: Man overboard! I think he's drowning.
[he throws some Sugar-O's into the punch bowl]
Steve: Hey fellows! Grab on a Sugar-O. Save yourself!
And NOBODY in all of Oz,
No wizard that there is or was,
Is ever gonna bring me down! -
airborne_trooper — 9 years ago(June 01, 2016 12:31 PM)
Totally forgot about Ross giving Chandler the lamp while he was on the phone with Emily. I think what made it even funnier is how Chandler just took it like it was a normal thing for someone to do lol. Another one in that same scene is when Ross whispers "she's talking" they all whisper back "yay" then Ross quiets then down with a tantrum like look haha.
Oh! And the one when Joey's grandmother was there to see his show, Joey realizes they cut his scene. He tells the gang to keep smiling. Then Chandler says with a creepy grin- "is it gonna freak her out if we keep smiling like this?" -
MissOlenska — 9 years ago(June 02, 2016 10:27 AM)
- The whole "Whoop-PA!" scene from "He would just roll me over" to "You can't DO ANYTHING!"
- Joey wearing all of Chandler's clothes.
- Chandler saying "You're OUR age" at Pete's as he's leaving Central Perk.
- "Oh mommy, oh daddy, I am a big old baddie"
- My Catholic friend is right.
- You fell ASLEEP?
- Any scene with Eddie or the theatre director in Joey and Kate's play.
I'm sure I'll think of more.
LOUD NOISES!
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airborne_trooper — 9 years ago(June 04, 2016 12:50 AM)
Can't believe I forgot about Eddie!
"No, no, no. I wanna hear it from your lips" best line ever lol.
Another one is when Monica has her fake boobs on and Chandler accidentally swats them from hand gesturing.
