LOLI think most of this is a joke. As far as I know, most of us have nothing but respect for Canadians for the most par
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Slack_Vity — 19 years ago(September 12, 2006 09:42 AM)
The last time they tried to take over Montral we kicked their ass ahahaha. Anyway, they can't find us on the map. Will probably think that we're Australia or somethin.
Sorry about my english, I'm Qubcois (French-Canadian) -
averagejoeman — 19 years ago(February 16, 2007 01:25 PM)
Darn,
What a nice board. It seems there is definitely some bigotry in the beautiful country of Canada. But most of them were just kids having a good time it seemed.
Anyways, one poster asked earlier what we think of Canadians. For the most part, they are decent good people. Often they have fought united with America side by side in major conflicts. Canada as a whole has many WONDERFUL things. The healthcare is free, the cities are clean, the people are friendly. The economy there is strong and their future is bright given their oil deposits and worldly dispositon of being an accomplished diplomatic nation.
But, one could also concede there are some negatives as well. A lot of the people there seem to have a serious inferiority complex or else they would not be so anti-american with their comments. When someone is confident and pleased with their life (as Canadians should be), they usually do not have to go out of their way to attack another culture. Socially speaking, one typically resorts to such a tactic when they feel jealous or impotent in comparison. In some senses, Americans have many more benefits than the average Canadian, but that is to be expected with a country with as much influence and resources that we have. But understand, Canada still has TONS of benefits as well. There is no need to feel inadequate if your country comes up short in some avenues. As I noted, there are some things Canadian I wish America would implement. But remember, America is an ally and would help you out if you needed it.
And they seem to believe a lot of propoganda that American is becoming a theocracy. I would like to think the average Canadian is far more intelligent than that. Their Healthcare system is great.. but has become (according to many Canadians) far less effective as the population grows. It has freedoms in some aspects the US does not, but prohibits far more than the USA portraying it more fascist than democratic in that sense. And its DARN cold!
Overall, we view you much like ourselves. You are identical to our northeastern states but cleaner
(In Mackenzie broher voice)
Well.. Im going to go now gonna get some bacon and beer.. take now ,eh? -
RedJackPepper — 19 years ago(March 07, 2007 05:38 PM)
This is all the proof I need to know that most Americans are retarded.You trade with us and we with you..if you were to attack us your economy would suffer so use your brain american retard and go shoot yourself.(Don't get mad at me I am just defending my Country..and not all Americans are retarded just ones like the topic starter)Plus we have Oil
One day your goal to control the whole world will destory you how sad.
You Americans hate us you don't want to admit that we are exactly like you (well almost). Oh and ermif you picked up a history book once in a while you would know that one of your OWN GENERALS surrendered without a fight because he was beep his pants like the chicken that he was. WE BEAT YOU AMERICANS MANY TIMES BEFORE WHEN YOU TRIED TO GET LAND FROM US(Once again I am only defending my Country and I don't hate all Americans just retards like the guy that started this topic) -
fiveforme — 19 years ago(March 11, 2007 09:15 AM)
OK, Fratinside. Relax. I'm a Canadian, too, and I'm sure that the OP is making a joke. Seriously, what threat are we to Americans? Would we "polite" them to death? Get them hooked on Tim Hortons coffee? You need to calm down, dear. It's comment like yours that will get the Americans all riled up and defensive.
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indy_go_blue44 — 15 years ago(October 03, 2010 03:55 PM)
I like Canadians, those I've met. I'd even say some are my best friends but you know how that sounds.
But why????? Why Canada, did you do the one most unforgivable thing it's possible for one nation to do to another?????
Why did you send BILL SHATNER down here???? Do you really hate us that much???? -
realmv5 — 2 weeks ago(March 17, 2026 08:22 AM)
Aww look at the yank who isn't aware that Canadians are just saying the same thing the rest of the world does. Your stereotypes were not invented by the canucks, they were invented by millions of your people acting like dipshits for decades, noticed worldwide since before you were even born
"(In Mackenzie broher voice)
Well.. Im going to go now… gonna get some bacon and beer.. take now ,eh?"
Yikes.
You really thought you wrote a profound post then thought this was a good comedic line to end off on? How adorable, you going to tip your fedora next? -
averagejoeman — 19 years ago(March 12, 2007 09:43 AM)
"America would get it's ass kicked if it tried. Just look at how much trouble they have controlling a bunch of primitives over in Iraq. "
That is very true if their objective was only to occupy a country and keep the populace out of direct conflict. But, if the objective was extermination, then take the land as they saw fit, that would be another story entirely. Unless of course the lumberjacks and mounties could stop a millitary force that outnumbered them 20 to 1. That offensive would be over in less than a month (unless it was the middle of winter..lol)
But Canada and America are allies. Canada has fought in many conflict with the US side by side. You get some false egos on either side trying to compensate for their own personal multitude of problems.. but both countries are better than most to live in. -
ygm2k2 — 19 years ago(March 13, 2007 08:15 AM)
Yah but remember Canada has Nuclear Power Plantswhich means we have Nuclear material which means that it ain't that hard to make a dirty bomb and beep the U.S of A.
It's true the US military outnumbers the Canadian Military, but don't forget there are plenty of people like me who would become guerrilla fighters, with all the gadgets, tech and resources at my disposal I can do a whole hell of a lot more damage than a guerrilla fighter in places like Iraq where many modern technologies are not so easily acquired.
But it's irrevelant really as I don't think Canada and the US would go to warwhat would be the point? But maybe if the US government tries to grab our artic territories. -
maycatty — 19 years ago(April 01, 2007 09:02 AM)
"If Quebec seperates from Canada, the other 9 provinces and 3 territories will just join them. The beautiful nation of Quebec. And then, we'll have a referendum and change the name back to Canada."
lol
But I don't really see America and Canada in a war. Remember it's not the peoples choice but the generals and military leaders actions. Yeah it's true the American Milatary would outnumber Canadian forces but since its an invasion there would be much more Gurilla forces that which would surely add onto the Canadian armed forces. And if it's war with Canada then the commonwealth nations would join in. (India,Australia,UK,African CW countries,New zealand ect.) The only ally America might have is Quebec but that's only if they choose to depart. -
dmahnarch — 18 years ago(May 03, 2007 09:49 AM)
If the US attacked the C it would basically be a continent sized Civil War.
As far as I'm concerned we're all one big country, anyway.
We Michiganders, your nervous neighbors to the south (and west), will merely need a driver's license and/or state ID to inva,,,errr,,,visit your side of the line soon.
I'll be invading your Winsor casinos in the near future.
"Any last words, punk?"
"Yeah, your wife is good in bed."
"So, you're a liar, too?" -
hafabee — 18 years ago(July 29, 2007 10:21 PM)
As far as I'm concerned we're all one big country, anyway.
Umm, no lol. I'm a Canadian and proud of it, the U.S. is arbitary. What goes on there in terms of politics, social standards, and other internal matters is your concern, what goes on here, ours. I do not want to be an American, I'm Canadian, and I love it here.
That said I have enjoyed my visits to the U.S., had some good times down below, it's an ok country. -
partaganien — 18 years ago(August 28, 2007 01:38 AM)
This post is very funny.
US military could tear down Canada in like what20 minutes?
Drop some paratrooper at strategic point, cut out communication and Canada is done. And you truly think UK, australia or India could change that?
Canada is kind of the 51th american state, canadian hate american just so they can beleive they are somewhat different ''geez''.
1812, was 1812, at the time US did'nt haad a military like nowaday and Canada can't count on ''indians'' ally anymore!
Canadians, stop beleiving you are so different from americans
You listen to same artist, view the same movies, eat the same food, speak the same langage etc.
The only ''part'' of Canada that is different historically, and culturally is Quebec, as we have our own culture, our own artist, our own gastronomic specifities (Damn, poutine is so good) you even ripped the name of our ancestor (canadian is historycally inacurate, Canadien that what we use to call us, before you stole the name from us)and our own langage.
Canada is a country build up on loyalist who side up with the brtish crown.
Before the american revolution, english canada was justnothing, it did not exist.
Go on, tell me what different there is , really, between new-england aera and ontario? between vancouver and Seattle.
Truly, it sad for you not aknowledging this, and i do understand why you so much want to keep us in Canada (by cheating in referendum for exemple)
And as a Quebecois artist ''mononc Serge'' say, ''Canada is not my country''
Vivement l'indpendance du Quebec!
Oh, and by the way, Hockey is as popular in nothern state than it in Canada -
fiveforme — 18 years ago(September 10, 2007 03:28 PM)
Two out of three Canadians live on the US-Canadian border. If you hate the US so much, get the beep away from us.
Two out of three Canadians live on the US-Canadian border? Did you skip geography? Where do you get this crap from?