What line in the film makes you laugh the most?"

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sean_moscardini — 12 years ago(December 21, 2013 10:06 PM)

Scott: "Well Ain't that a pretty picture, Santa rolling down the block in a Panzer. Kids I hope you've been good his year cause santa just took out the Pearson's homeINCOMING"
Still makes me laugh today haha

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tyshimah3 — 12 years ago(December 22, 2013 12:28 PM)

lmasso!!! I was about to say that, too!! That scene was hella funny.
I also liked the scene towards the end of the movie with Bernard & Neal! "He's sucking us into his delusions"
Michael.JACKSON

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stickley85 — 12 years ago(December 22, 2013 09:50 PM)

What about when he says there isn't a woman out there,who doesn't want a piece of this?

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novastar_6 — 12 years ago(December 23, 2013 03:04 PM)

That's in the sequel.
I second the PANZER comment but also for me when he's undressing at the North Pole and the Punch and Judy dolls scream.

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ldalto — 12 years ago(December 24, 2013 06:48 PM)

Would Santa really BEAT someone up?

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Ruemorgue10-672-822601 — 12 years ago(December 26, 2013 11:28 PM)

Little Girl: How come your clothes are so baggy?
Scott: Because Santa iswatching his saturated fats.

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vandyvch_C_Howitfeels_love_Idol — 11 years ago(December 10, 2014 10:33 PM)

The whole classroom scene and the whole scene with the little girl and Scott(Santa).

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fleurfairy — 11 years ago(December 11, 2014 06:47 AM)

Laura: Neil explained to him that Santa was more like a state of mind than a person
Scott: Kind of like Neil.

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Hanz-Willhelm — 11 years ago(December 12, 2014 08:56 AM)

When Scott went to change into his pajamas and those chattering puppets in the background screamed.
Deutschland hat die Weltmeisterschaft zum vierten Mal gewonnen!

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Joeyjag_97 — 11 years ago(December 13, 2014 07:39 AM)

When flying away in the sleigh
Scott: Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night. When I get home I'm getting a CAT scan!
I know Im a vampire, Snookie.

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ShrunkenHeadonKnightBus — 11 years ago(December 13, 2014 03:07 PM)

"1-800-SPANK-ME? I know that number."
"Methinks you shrunk my tube socks on purpose!"

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ckmsaxophone — 11 years ago(December 21, 2014 08:44 PM)

Charlie: Neil doesn't believe in Santa.
Scott: Well, Neil's head comes to a point!
Scott: Hey, Barabbas!
Bernard: Bernard!
Scott: Bernard. Can we take a direct flight back to reality, or do we have to change planes in Denver?
Scott: You know, you look pretty good for someone your age.
Judy: Thanks, but I'm seeing someone in wrapping.
Charlie: Woah, Dad, you're flying!
Scott: It's okay, I'm used to it, I lived through the '60's.
Scott: Charlie, stay away from those things. They're reindeer, you don't know where they've been. They all look like they've got key lime disease.
"I must express myself." - Delia Deetz

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edimeo25 — 11 years ago(December 22, 2014 07:40 AM)

The Punch and Judy puppets screaming when Scott drops his Santa pants.

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Rockhound6165 — 11 years ago(December 22, 2014 08:53 PM)

The subtle reference to Home Improvement made me chuckle. Also:
Scott/Santa: Veronica,
VERY
nice.
Veronica: In your dreams sleigh boy.

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premium_to_the_max — 11 years ago(December 24, 2014 11:31 PM)

What is the Home Improvement reference? I haven't noticed it.

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Rockhound6165 — 11 years ago(January 31, 2015 08:40 PM)

What is the Home Improvement reference? I haven't noticed it.
When at the North Pole, Scott picks up a toy tool belt and holds it up to his waist.

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steelywulf — 11 years ago(February 01, 2015 09:43 AM)

There was an earlier reference to Home Improvement when he made the remark about always having a fire extinguisher in the kitchen. He delivered the line almost exactly the way he would have if he was doing a 'Tool Time' episode.

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AsUSeeMe299 — 10 years ago(November 15, 2015 03:22 PM)

My mom also thought that this was a Home Improvement reference too:
He's talking about his suit not fitting that first night and he says, "I hope the man who lives hereis a TAILOR." She thought that might have had a double meaning because in HI Tim's last name was TAYLOR.

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GreenGoblinsOckVenom86 — 10 years ago(November 26, 2015 07:49 PM)

There is also another home improvement reference. When he's flying over the road in his sleigh at the beginning and talks to a truck driver about where to go, the truck driver is played by another actor from home improvement. It's the guy who plays Bennnie.
Also one I'm surprised hasn't been mentioned is where he orders a ceaser with no dressing, a chocolate chip cookie with no nuts, a cremdelay, and a hot fudge sundae with extra hot fudge. Then the female coworker (who I think is played by Victoria Rowell) says, "Stung by a bee, Scott?" and he says, "A big bee."
Green Goblin is great!