What line in the film makes you laugh the most?"
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ckmsaxophone — 11 years ago(December 21, 2014 08:44 PM)
Charlie: Neil doesn't believe in Santa.
Scott: Well, Neil's head comes to a point!
Scott: Hey, Barabbas!
Bernard: Bernard!
Scott: Bernard. Can we take a direct flight back to reality, or do we have to change planes in Denver?
Scott: You know, you look pretty good for someone your age.
Judy: Thanks, but I'm seeing someone in wrapping.
Charlie: Woah, Dad, you're flying!
Scott: It's okay, I'm used to it, I lived through the '60's.
Scott: Charlie, stay away from those things. They're reindeer, you don't know where they've been. They all look like they've got key lime disease.
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steelywulf — 11 years ago(February 01, 2015 09:43 AM)
There was an earlier reference to Home Improvement when he made the remark about always having a fire extinguisher in the kitchen. He delivered the line almost exactly the way he would have if he was doing a 'Tool Time' episode.
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AsUSeeMe299 — 10 years ago(November 15, 2015 03:22 PM)
My mom also thought that this was a Home Improvement reference too:
He's talking about his suit not fitting that first night and he says, "I hope the man who lives hereis a TAILOR." She thought that might have had a double meaning because in HI Tim's last name was TAYLOR. -
GreenGoblinsOckVenom86 — 10 years ago(November 26, 2015 07:49 PM)
There is also another home improvement reference. When he's flying over the road in his sleigh at the beginning and talks to a truck driver about where to go, the truck driver is played by another actor from home improvement. It's the guy who plays Bennnie.
Also one I'm surprised hasn't been mentioned is where he orders a ceaser with no dressing, a chocolate chip cookie with no nuts, a cremdelay, and a hot fudge sundae with extra hot fudge. Then the female coworker (who I think is played by Victoria Rowell) says, "Stung by a bee, Scott?" and he says, "A big bee."
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silovik812 — 10 years ago(December 24, 2015 08:37 PM)
This one and the later scene in the same house with the same little girl is probably my favorite bit in the movie.
Girl:
You're fatter this year.
Scott:
Thank you very much. You've grown, too
[he drinks the milk, then makes a face]
Ugh! I think the milk's a little sour.
Girl:
It's soy milk.
Scott:
Huh?
Girl:
You said you were lactose-intolerant.
Scott [leaning forward and putting his arms akimbo]:
I
did
say that, didn't I? Thanks for remembering
Those two scenes show how the old, snarky, sarcastic Scott Calvin really has become Santa Claus, and it's delightfully funny.
Otherwise, just about anything Scott has to say to or about Neil is always a rib-tickler.
"Oh, well," said Zanoni, "to pour pure water in the muddy well does but disturb the mud!" -
BigTex_fromArkansas — 9 years ago(December 15, 2016 01:27 AM)
Neil: Scott, what was the last thing you and Charlie did, before you went to bed Christmas Eve?
Scott: (sarcastically) We shared a bowl of sugar, did some shots of brown liqour, played with my shot guns, field-dressed a cat, looked for women (everyone looks at Scott funny) I read him a book!
Neil: What book?
Scott: (sarcastically) Hollywood Wives. (Laura facepalms) The Night Before Christmas! Come on folks!
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nicolelovesdallas — 9 years ago(December 16, 2016 01:03 PM)
Neil: May I speak please, I'm a doctor.
Scott:(whispering) No he's not, he's a pycharist.
Principal: Go ahead, DR Miller.
Scott: we'll guess we know who's the teachers pet.
Makes me laugh every single damm time ? -