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    Beeracuda — 14 years ago(December 08, 2011 04:08 AM)

    1. TEC code 40.8 subsection 9 is "time travel with intent to alter the future" which is punished by immediate execution. And there are 8 subsections that are more important.
    2. Although altering the future is a crime (punishable by death), TEC agents travelling back in time wear uniforms from 2004 with patches on the shoulder that say "Time Enforcement Commission" thereby altering the future by letting people see futuristic clothing which also suggests IN WRITING the possibility of time travel.
      Bahaha!!! I nearly spit my coffee at the screen reading this!
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                profundity — 14 years ago(August 29, 2011 01:57 AM)

                Even if it just blows out windows and starts fires leaving the structure itself standing never throw the bomb in the backyard, instead run down the stairs in a dramatic fashion while carrying your dying pregnant wifethen again throwing the bomb out back, covering her body and gently carrying her out afterward would just be way to easy.
                When traveling in the past to make yourself rich, secure fundsetc. Just don't get greedy and no one can track all your movements even if they run an entire governmental department in the future to do so.

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                  MikeChristensen — 14 years ago(September 05, 2011 09:20 PM)

                  1. In the future when all cars drive themselves, they'll still need headlights.
                  2. When you have time traveling abilities and need to kill someone, travel back just ten years when they have bad-ass martial arts abilities; it would be too easy to pick them off with a sniper riffle when they're in grade-school.
                  3. Uzis don't kill horses.
                  4. A person traveling in time will only retain the memories from the past they originated from. When they return, they will magically re-consolidate with the potentially altered non-time-traveling version of themselves, inconveniently overwriting the memories created as a difference between the two histories, thus ending up as some poor amnesiac who hasn't a clue what has been going on for the past ten years. Don't worry, it's in the TEC Technical Manuals.
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                    Temizkan — 14 years ago(September 29, 2011 05:21 AM)

                    1. Gold bullion can be carbon dated, despite the lack of carbon-14 in it.
                    2. Mullets are back in fashion in the future. Even JCVD has one.
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                      profundity — 14 years ago(October 11, 2011 11:32 PM)

                      I just assumed the gold was stamped with a confederate logo and based on the amount was tracked to that shipment in the past.
                      Or did they say it was dated and I'm just forgetful? Either way nice mullet drop, can't believe I forgot that one.

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                          steelywulf — 11 years ago(January 21, 2015 09:48 PM)

                          Re: #17 JCVD does not have a mullet. A mullet is a very specific style, just look at the mullet on the butt-ugly thug with the shiny shin guards. JCVD's hair is all the same length.

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                            Zach126 — 12 years ago(November 06, 2013 05:37 PM)

                            1. Houses & cars in the future look hideous.
                            2. Max doesn't bake cookies for a living.
                            3. A special rocket car is needed to go back in time but all that is needed to go back to the future is a handheld computer.
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                              westal_sage — 12 years ago(December 25, 2013 12:07 AM)

                              1. If she farts she'll get ahead of the pod.
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                                MadDog-ThrashTillDeath — 11 years ago(September 18, 2014 11:33 AM)

                                No one can do better splits on screen than JCVD!

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                                  Rottenbeard — 11 years ago(February 08, 2015 11:39 AM)

                                  Never
                                  interrupt Senator McComb when he's talking to himself.
                                  Don't tell anyone Palmer killed you, He's on bail.
                                  Does McComb look frozen to you?
                                  You're allowed to have a life, it's in the manual.
                                  Tomorrow might have been a brighter day.

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