Best Quotes
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donkeydom — 20 years ago(August 13, 2005 08:27 PM)
Ray Bones: "I don't like this anonymous crap. It either means you're a big chickensht or you're not for real."
Harry Zimm: "Trust me, I'm very for real."
Karen Flores: "Let me get this straight. You broke in again to apologize for breaking in before?"
Chili Palmer: "Your patio door was open, which you shouldn't do because you have a lot of nice things in this house."
Ray Bones: " e.g. you start showing me the proper beep respect."
Chili Palmer: "E.g. means for example. What I think you want to say is i.e."
Bones: "Bull sht, it's short for er go."
Palmer: "Ask your man."
Bones's Body Guard: "Best to my knowledge, e.g. means for example."
Bones: "E.g., i.e. beep you! The point is you don't hand me a book with a miss."
Jimmy Cap: "You want me to go to war over a beep coat?"
Bones: "We gotta get rid of this guy. I mean, he's running amuck. He's got no beep respect for none of us."
Jimmy Cap: "He's got no respect for you. And I don't gotta do sh*t. Chili Palmer don't work for me. He works for Momo up in Brooklyn. So as long as Momo's around, nothing happens to Chili Palmer. Do you understand? The coat was a Christmas present, for chrissakes."
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Thom-Yorke — 20 years ago(August 18, 2005 08:34 AM)
Mine are
Chili: "Harry, I think your investors are here."
Harry: "Oh, Jesus."
Chili: "Alright, this is the plan: I want the limo guys to sit in these chairs, not in the couch, you got that? No, no, keep the blinds open. I want the light in their eyes. I'm gonna sit at the desk, and I don't want you to introduce me. Just start talking. And I want you to stand here behind them as they sit down, you understand?"
Harry: "Well, well, yeah, they'll be looking at you, but, uh, they don't know who you are."
Chili: "Yeah, that's right, they'll be saying "who is this guy", right? But you don't say anything. Do not tell 'em who I am, ok? Don't Introduce me."
Harry: "But I gotta say something to 'em."
Chili: "No, you don't. Don't say any more than you have to. Unless you wanna say something like, uh, "glad you aholes stopped by."
Harry: "Haha, you're kidding, right?"
Chili: "What ever you do, don't say anything about Mr. Lovejoy."
Bo and Ronnie (Harry's investors) come in, sit in the chairs, and the first thing Harry says is: "this is my associate, Chili Palmer.
Chili: "Hey, Ronnie, look at me. You have a piece of a movie, that's all. Not a piece of Harry. If he wants to do another movie this year, that's how it's gonna be."
Ronnie: "Excuse me, bro, but who the beep are you?"
Chili: "I'm the one tellin' you how it is."
(Right after Bo and Ronnie left)
Harry:" What? What.?"
Chili: "Maybe I wasn't clear, but I thought I I thought I told you to keep your mouth shut."
Harry: "I had to tell 'em something."
Chili: "Harry, never say anything unless you have to. You asked me to get these guys of your back and the next thing I know you're saying "have a piece of Mr. Lovejoy". I I couldn't believe my beep ears."
(The phone conversation between Harry and Ray is funny)
Harry: "Ray Barboni?"
Ray: "Who is this?"
Harry: "Is this the guy they call Ray Bones?"
Ray: "It depends who is this?"
Harry: "Who is this? This is the guy telling you the way it is. Ok, ahole? Now, you want your 300 grand or don't you?"
Ray: "What 300 grand are you talking about?"
Harry: "The 300 grand the guy Leo Devoe skammed of an airline. The 300 grand that Chili Palmer now has in his posession. Hello are you there?"
Ray: "Yeah, yeah, I'm here. I just don't like this anonymous crap. It means you're either a big chickenst, or you're not for real."
Harry: "Trust me, I am very for real."
Ray: "Ok then, so who are ya?"
Harry: "I happen to work for Harry Zimm, alright?"
Ray: "Who?"
Harry: "Harry Zimm, the man happens to be a major Hollywood player."
Ray: "I've never heard of him."
Harry: "Maybe that's because you've never been out of beep Miami, dipst. Maybe you ought to get on a plane, come to L.A., take a meeting with Mr. Zimm."
Ray: "Ok, so this, uh, this Zimm guy, what's he asking for, a finder's fee or something?"
Harry: "Hey Zimm don't ask for dick. Zimm tells you the way it is. Or else"
Ray: "Hehe or else what?"
Harry: "Or else use your beep imagination!"
(Harry hangs up) check out the look on Harry's face!
(When Harry and Ray are talking in Harry's office)
Ray: "Where's Chili Palmer, where's Leo Devoe, where's my beep money?"
Harry: "Ray, Look at me."
Ray: "What?"
Harry: "Look at me, Ray."
Ray: "Did you just say "look at you"?"
Harry: "Look at me, Ray."
Ray: "I'll tell you what, Harry. Why don't you take a beep look at this! (takes Harry's phone and hits him in the face with it). And have a peek at this (knocks over Harry's desk) You know, Harry the is the exact beep thing I needed. A little beep exercise after that long beep planeride!"
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Ray: "You got a big problem, Harry Harry? Well, come on, Harry, don't pass out on me. Look at me, Harry. Where's my money? Where's my money. Harry, I'm gonna ask you one more time, then I gotta shoot ya, if you don't tell me what I wanna know. Where's my money?"
(Ronnie walks in)
Ronnie: "Your money? Who the beep are you?"
Ray: "I'm Ray Barboni from Miami."
Ronnie: "Like that's supposed to mean something to me? The man you're standing on there happens to belong to me and my partner."
Ray: Well, this piece of st owes me money."
Ronnie: "Hey, get in line."
Ray: "Yeah, but I don't like waiting in lines."
Ronnie: "Tough st, bro. This ain't Miami. You want something, you gotta talk to me."
Ray: "No, no, no, no, beep you, beep ball. I mean, L.A. is an open city, and I don't think I have to get permission from nobody for nothing."
Ronnie: "Oh really? Well, uh I just closed it." (Ronnie reveals his gun)
Ray: "You must be what they call, uh, one of those quick drawers, you know because you have your gun stuck way down in your belt like that."
Ronnie: "Wh what do you got there, huh? Whop 9? beep Fiat guns. Always jamming on you at the wrong times."
(Ray shoots Ronnie 4 times)
(Chili talking with Bo about Harry's script)
Chili: "That's it? That's all there is to it? Then what the beep do I need you for?"
"If God is with us, who can be against us" -
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Katz5 — 20 years ago(November 18, 2005 07:17 AM)
One of the most quotable movies of the past 10 years. Most of my favorites are from Bones, so they contain four-letter words, but one that I really liked, because it was so unexpected, was
Mr. Escobar (describing his nephew): Personally I think he's a retard.
Well I gotta go now Duane..I'm due back on the planet Earth -
Christopher86 — 20 years ago(November 20, 2005 10:49 AM)
Bones: Eg from now on you start showing me the proper beep respect.
Chili: Eg means for example. I think what you want to say is ie.
Bones: beep it stands for ergo.
Chili: ask your man.
the man: As far as I know, eg stands for example.
bones: Eg, ie, beep you. the point is when I say jump, you say ok, ok? -
His_Name_Is_Zabo — 20 years ago(December 12, 2005 04:32 PM)
"A zillion? That's a lot, huh?"
Ray Bones sitting on the toilet reading 'Weir'd Tales.' The phone rings.
Bones: beepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeep
"Personally, I think he's a retard."
Harry Zimm in casts at the resteraunt. Danny DeVito, Rene Russo and John Travolta (I forgot the character's names) are all talking about the new movie.
Zimm: Mob guy? Mob guy. -
tonycash — 20 years ago(February 04, 2006 03:10 PM)
Chili " I like the one where he played the crippled gay guy that climbed Mount Witney"
Karen " Movie Stars have no idea what things cost"
Harry " Who is Ray Bones, who's Momo, Christ where do you egt these names?"
Chili " Im a fan of everything thats LA, I love it out here"
Chili " What are you telling me, that you're tired? that you want to go to bed?"
Mr Escobar " Personally, I think he's a retard "
Chili " Karen what the bleep are you doing?"
Bear " She'shootin' at us"
Chili " It's the cadillac of mini vans "
Harry " Zimm don't ask for dick "
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alex-pirrotta — 20 years ago(February 27, 2006 12:52 PM)
Chilli: Look at me
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Perhaps one of the most used, because it works in so many situations
(In resturant, on the stairs)
Chilli: So, you're a stunt man? You any good?
Bear (turns around): Am I any good?
Chilli (chucks Bear down the stairs): You know, he's not bad for a guy his size -
swt_jne — 20 years ago(March 20, 2006 08:57 PM)
This film is full of great quotes - the humor is HILARIOUS! This is one of my fav films and always funny each time i watch.
Fav quotes..hmmmmm so many (probably worth mentioning the most vulgar of them..but also got tummy laughs (hehe)
"I'm the beep who's never left Miami" - Barboni to Zimm (hilarious scene)
" beep you, beep a classic (heheheehhe)
Can't wait to watch Be Cool