Best Quotes

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TOMNEL — 20 years ago(February 25, 2006 10:14 PM)

Chili: Whatare you squinting? You need glasses?
Ray: I hear the sunsets are so beep beautiful because of the beep smog.
Martin: That was a good party!

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beanvoncool — 20 years ago(February 26, 2006 12:43 PM)

I love it when Bones is in the back of the limo with the Mexicans, and the boss goes.
"I am gonna go to Universal Studiostake the tour.see the shark."
I don't know why I find that so funny.

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alex-pirrotta — 20 years ago(February 27, 2006 12:52 PM)

Chilli: Look at me
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Perhaps one of the most used, because it works in so many situations
(In resturant, on the stairs)
Chilli: So, you're a stunt man? You any good?
Bear (turns around): Am I any good?
Chilli (chucks Bear down the stairs): You know, he's not bad for a guy his size

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swt_jne — 20 years ago(March 20, 2006 08:57 PM)

This film is full of great quotes - the humor is HILARIOUS! This is one of my fav films and always funny each time i watch.
Fav quotes..hmmmmm so many (probably worth mentioning the most vulgar of them..but also got tummy laughs (hehe)
"I'm the beep who's never left Miami" - Barboni to Zimm (hilarious scene)
" beep you, beep a classic (heheheehhe)
Can't wait to watch Be Cool

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suckerdwsp316 — 19 years ago(April 27, 2006 07:44 PM)

i liked this one-
-because there was a zillion dea guys there.
-a zillion? thats a lot.
i found it funny.

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burning-wheel — 19 years ago(May 22, 2006 03:16 AM)

"ok? i beep OWN you!" -chilli, that might be from be cool though

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Skip_4591 — 18 years ago(May 27, 2007 03:54 PM)

lol so many, but if i had to choose one, it would be bones's grumbling while he picks up the phone to hit harry over the head with
"Mein Fuhrer! I can walk!"-Dr. Strangelove

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birdoberoi — 18 years ago(July 09, 2007 12:47 PM)

Harry: Ray, look at me!
(A whack with the phone to the face and few more knocks later)
Ray: Don't pass out on me, Harry! Look at me!

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prodigaljon — 16 years ago(August 30, 2009 07:21 AM)

"They say the beep smog is the beep reason you have such beautiful beep sunsets."

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degree7 — 16 years ago(October 09, 2009 07:10 PM)

[Chili sees Harry getting out of the car in cast and stitches]
"Hey, Harry, you look like a character from one of your monster movies."
lol, I laughed at that one.

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sriram7612 — 16 years ago(October 26, 2009 08:58 PM)

Chilli to Martin 'What.. you just woke up from sleep?'
The movie was hilarious and everyone did a great job! I just love the way it is made.

http://sriram7612.blogspot.com

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maxorec — 16 years ago(February 07, 2010 07:06 PM)

No one mentioned one of the best lines:
Chili: That's it?
Bo: That's it.
Chili: That's all there is to it? Then what the beep do I need you for?
Bo: I'm offering my services to you on this one"
Chili: Well, if I ever need a ride sometime, I'll let you know.

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blackisbeauty — 16 years ago(March 09, 2010 06:33 AM)

I'm the beep that's never been out of Miami, remember?

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marbury50 — 16 years ago(March 15, 2010 08:23 PM)

Ray Bones: Chili Palmer? it's chilly outside & it's chilly inside. it's a regular f-cking chili fest

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Chili: How'd you get in here?
Ray Bones: It was easy. I told them i was you. I acted real stupid & they believed me

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CaptainHowdy1987 — 16 years ago(March 22, 2010 03:51 AM)

I'm not sure if it's already been said, but I love it when Ray Bones (referin to what the limo driver told him)say to Harry
"I hear the fu(king smog is the fu(king reason you get such beautiful fu(king sunsets here"
"I wished Her back but the dead adored Her, Even wild winds sang in chora for Her"

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spookyrat1 — 11 years ago(January 10, 2015 03:09 AM)

Harry Zimm: I once asked this literary agent, uh, what kind of writing paid the best he said, "Ransom notes."

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bigcat20 — 10 years ago(August 22, 2015 01:33 PM)

I still always laugh When Zimm says, "Mans in town two days, thinks hes David O fricken Selznick."