Favorite Quotes
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arianapeak — 17 years ago(January 28, 2009 10:15 PM)
Miss Vida while watching Sheriff Dollard approach the car: "Oh, what in gay hell?"
Chi-Chi to Bobby Lee: "Ok, I gotta go. I got cramps."
And sheriff's Places Where Homosexuals Go list kills me every time! Flower shops and ballet school, fantastic.
I adore this movie. I absolutely, positively adore this movie. -
rmcrae_deluxe — 16 years ago(September 08, 2009 10:51 AM)
Noxeema and Chi Chi had the best lines, but Vida had a few good ones.
Chi Chi: I didn't ask to come on this trip, did I? No, I don't think so! Did I ask you to be making me over and jump all kinds of hoops like some circus poodle? No, I don't think so! Do I want to go to jail because of some cop killer? No, I don't think so! So as soon as we get to the next town I am jumping on the first man and riding him all the way to New York City and away from you two puckered up, stuck up putas 'cause this trip sucks! It sucks!
Noxeema: Little latin boy in drag, why are you crying?
Chi-Chi: It's just cause the two of you are so pretty, you know. You're so pretty.
Vida: Yes, of course we're pretty, but why are you crying?
Noxeema: Maybe she just found out Menudo broke up.
Chi-Chi: How do I look?
Noxeema: Like the Miami Sound Machine just exploded all over you!
Vida: (To Chi-Chi) I am hearby stripping you of all your Princess Points (Makes Hand Motions)
Noxeema: OOOOH That's Voo Doo!
Chi-Chi: [to the roughnecks] If I was your bread, would you be my butter?
Chi-Chi: I think maybe he's prejudice-said.
Noxeema: I'll bet you were the brightest in your class, weren't you?
Vida: I declare.
Bobby Lee: I declare.
Carol Ann: I declare.
Noxeema: I decline.
Vida: Hun, do you like, ever, not cry in this room?
Don't
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let nobody tell you you ain't
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Greyshaded — 14 years ago(June 22, 2011 11:25 AM)
"How we gonna where we going okay?"
"I can live with that. P to R to N to the CESS"
"Well you know Princesses are cuter(prettier) than Queens"
"Thats how you pick up a lady"
"Come guys, I got us a ride to Spydersville"
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tiffanykk2002 — 14 years ago(February 02, 2012 02:34 PM)
Sheriff Dollard going on about men having sex while he's sitting at the bar. That whole moment with him thinking out loud, and him getting emotional always kills me.
Noxeema: The last person to stay in this room, Sam Cooke.
Vida: What in gay hell?
Noxeema: I hope she leaves me those albums in her will.
Noxeema: You were the smartest in your class weren't you? -
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j13106 — 9 years ago(February 05, 2017 07:18 AM)
My favorite quote isn't exactly a quote but a mention of fashion columnist Diana Vreeland. When I first saw this movie and heard Vreeland's name mentioned I thought it was funny because I read about her in the
Andy Warhol Diaries
book. Worhol mentions Vreeland throughout the book and makes her out to be an aggressive old drunk with a foul mouth. Just the idea of Vida and Noxie actually meeting and speaking with Vreeland while she's staggering and swearing with a cocktail in her hand is hilarious.